sometimes being free

means choosing not to go but to stay 🧚🏼‍♀️🧜🏼‍♀️ ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

[cinnamonghost23]

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[prettycolors]

[redstonedust]

advertisement is so constant and everywhere i have to wonder if it even works anymore. im aware my bus stop probably has ads on it but i couldnt tell you what for. i hear 'this video is sponsored by' and i start skipping ahead until its over. u can probably argue theyre still getting in your brain by becoming part of the white noise but like idk man. im feelin really "when everything is ads, nothing is." right now.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[girlmostlikely]

[ijaazat]

summer

1. make a syllabus for yourself - books, media, places, recipes

2. complete 40% of it

3. eat every fruit u can

[wolfythewitch]

When I say a character has done nothing wrong, I say it with whimsy and humor in my heart. When some of you say it, I fear you truly believe it

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[milenaas1]

Winx club

[prettycolors]

[rydengg]

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

[jorjorwel1984]

[lastoneout]

I still think the single funniest thing about the cybertruck is that it has all those security cameras built in that are set to activate if anyone gets too close to the vehicle...and those cameras need electricity to run, and the cybertruck is a piece of shit that has way less battery life than you'd think, so you can legit just fuck over the owner by just standing near it and doing nothing else.

Like goddamn Elongated Muskrat found a way to let us siphon gas out of a car without even touching it. Fucking incredible.

[aniseandspearmint]

#cybertruck #surely some of these are made up #a vehicle canNOT be this poorly designed #on the other hand elon musk IS a raving moron (tags via @words-writ-in-starlight)

Oh no my dude, it's all true and WORSE.

This IS the vehicle that bursts into flames if you get the engine components wet.

The acceleration petal frequently comes apart AND gets stuck in down position.

This is a car you cannot exit if the battery has no charge or the electric components are even slightly glitchy, and all the systems are interconnected btw, so if one goes the rest do to.

There have been several deaths already thanks to people not being able to get out of these deathtraps when they've burst into flames or reverse accelerated into bodies of water.

This is a vehicle where if you slam the doors teenager-in-a-snit style they jam shut and pulling them open again rips the interior panel of the door off.

This is the vehicle with ZERO crumple zones, that starts rusting if you get the exterior wet.

This is the vehicle that looks so much like a dumpster RACCOONS are legitimately mistaking them for one and trying to break into it.

This vehicle is very literally uninsurable in most places, because all the car insurance companies have refused.

[authorgirl0131]

It doesn't even have basic safety features. Do you have any idea how basic a safety feature crumple zones are? The way the windows are supposed to shatter into tiny pieces of safety glass that his cars don't do? At this point I'm surprised he included the bloody seatbelt!

[sullina]

Elon didn't want sidemirrors on the truck but couldn't get *the regulations* changed.

The rearview mirror? Tiny as fuck, so your only real option is the rear camera. Which gets dirty often. Because it's on the outside of the truck.

I cannot even *begin* to tell y'all how much a camera and a mirror and *not comparable*. An electronic device will ALWAYS have latency, meaning by the time the camera shows you what happened, it's already been a couple moments. You just canNOT have that when driving in a car in traffic!!! A mirror simply reflects the happenings back to you, as they happen, in real time.

You also need an app for the truck. An APP. for your CAR. Like, just to charge it.

Most of the features that Elon promised the cybertruck would have, like self driving and whatnot? Most of them are not available. Yet, he says. He charged some people extra money for some of these btw. And then didn't deliver. He scammed those people, like, outright.

[bane-of-technology]

- via @roaringstream

you gotta be fucking kidding me 💀

2-4 SECONDS?!

[heydocverdant]

every once in a while I’ll catch glimpses of conservative tradmale guys online wistfully thinking how cool it’d be to be a Starfleet captain, and like… you dudes don’t want that. The Federation is a socialist utopia and Starfleet is a group dedicated to discovering the cosmos and learning to appreciate and understand other cultures; none of you chuckleheads would get anywhere near a captain’s chair because you’d get drummed out in the Academy for repeatedly misgendering your Trill professor. What you idiots want to be is a Ferengi

[cannibalings]

when i decide im not going