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labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

knightofleo

the hauntings of Andrew Wyeth

gaybichon

not even funny how true this is for me

leatherfag

i have to piss someone off so badly that they snap and do something to me that is so bad that they scare themselves. please

playthings2007

Keep salting the wound I'm close

probuccalfat

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

h4nifah

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

segamascott

untiloblivions

thinking about “you haven’t met all the people who will love you” and like!!! you also haven’t found all the things that will make you happy!!!! there will always be new authors and musicians and artists whose work you will one day discover and love!!!! there will always be new hobbies and skills for you to learn and feel fulfilled by!!! there will always be new things around the corner that will bring sudden and unexpected happiness!!!!!!!!!!!

3000s

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

dragon-in-a-fez

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"