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Name?
“Uh, Jett. Calloway. Jett ain’t short for nothin’. I don’t think.”
Are you single?
“Yeah. I mean, I get ladies. Guys, too. I mean --- I don’t gotta be single, it’s, i-it’s by choice, I’on got time for all that, it’s, it’s a lotta work.”
Are you happy?
“Yeah. I mean, most people’s happy, right?”
Are your parents still married?
“No.”
Hair Color?
”It’s... I mean, it’s black. It’s... light black.”
Eye Color?
“Brown. Some people say they look black. I’on know. I don’t be lookin’.”
Birthday?
“Uh, July. Uh... the... fourth. Yeah, the fireworks day, or whatever.”
Mood?
“I’onno. Fine. Whatever.”
Summer or winter?
"I like summer. I’on like wearin’ all them coats and shit and bein’ cold. I’on really get hot like that.”
Morning or afternoon?
"I’on really be awake at the mornin’, like, I got better shit to do all night. Like, I ain’t some fuckin’ loser with some fancy job at the Pizza Hut ‘n gotta be up at the fuckin’, ass crack ‘a dawn, fuckin’, ten in the goddamn morning.”
EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE ? –
Do you believe in love at first sight?
"No. That shit’s stupid. People don’ really love each other, anyways, they just wanna fuck.”
Who ended your last relationship?
"What? It’s... I mean, I’on even remember, like, it’s... I date a whole lotta folks, y’know, so I can’t be, uh, keepin’ up with what one’s, uh, last, or, who left who at the gas station.”
Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
"No. I mean, maybe. Probably. Sure.”
Are you afraid of commitments?
"No. I ain’t afraid of shit. I’on like no hospitals, though, but, like, I still ain’t afraid of shit, I ain’t no fuckin’ pussy.”
Have you hugged someone within the last week?
"I mean, yeah, sure. That’s like, normal, or whatever.”
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
"Uh, I mean, probably. Like, lots of people want my dick, y’know. People think I’m good lookin’. Yeah, they do.”
Have you ever broken your own heart?
"I’on know what that means, if I’m bein’ real. I mean, I ain’t stupid, so, like, I mean, yeah, I get it, like, no, I get it.”
Love or lust?
"What that mean?”
Lemonade or iced tea?
“I kinda like ‘em both, but y’know, the real good shit, that’s that shit, like, the Arizona tea with the old white dude on it? It’s got both. That’s the real good shit, right there.”
Cats or Dogs?
"I like ‘em both. I’on got no cat, I got a dog, but, I could have a cat, if I wanted one. I mean, I guess a raccoon’s like a cat. Or, uh, like, a dog with hands. And a cat head. Like, uh, whattaya call ‘em, out the Greek or Egyptian shit? Them creatures with them head that go on the wrong kinda body? Unicorns, I guess.”
A few best friends or many regular friends?
"Uh... I got all kindsa friends, y’know? A whole lotta people wanna hang out with me. I ain’t got time for all that shit, though, I’m busy.”
A wild night out or romantic night in?
"I’on... like, I like partyin’, I guess. ‘Cause, like, people just be gettin’ drunk, givin’ out the free booze, then they share their drugs for free. Fuckin’ idiots. I wouldn’t give nobody no free shit.”
Day or night?
"Uh, day. Just ‘cause I can see more better. I mean, I can see, any time, all the time, really fuckin’ good.”
Been caught sneaking out?
“I never got caught, ‘cause, I was too fuckin’ smart, y’know? Good luck catchin’ me.”
Fallen down/up the stairs?
"No. I got that like, parkour shit goin’ on. Real fuckin’ ninja shit, or, like, man-cat.”
Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt?
"No.”
Wanted to disappear?
"No.”
Smile or eyes?
"I’on know. Like, I mean, I smile, okay, just, no one sees it, ‘cause, I’on know, maybe y’all don’t be lookin’.”
Shorter or Taller?
"I’on know. It don’t really matter. I mean, I’m taller ‘n lots’a folks. Lots.”
Intelligence or Attraction?
"I’on like people that think they smart. Like, just ‘cause you read, like, a book or whatever don’t make you better’n me. I mean, I read books. All kinds of ‘em. Like, probably fifty.”
Hook-up or Relationship?
"Whatever, man.”
Do you and your family get along?
“Yeah. I see my brother all’a time. I mean, I see... I get along with ‘em all. The whole thing.”
Would you say you have a “messed up life”?
“No. It’s really normal. I mean... not normal normal. ‘Cause, that’s boring, y’know. But, it’s not... it’s normal.”
Have you ever ran away from home?
"No.”
Have you ever gotten kicked out?
“No.”
Do you secretly hate one of your friends?
"That’s stupid. How’s you even friends with somebody you’on even like? That ain’t even how it works.”
Do you consider all of your friends to be good friends?
“Yeah. They all like me. Like, maybe I got too many friends, y’know?”
Who is your best friend?
"Uh --- uh --- Tapeworm and Garbage.”
Who knows everything about you?
"Nobody. I’m, like, mysterious, like the cool dude in the movie. A spy, or some shit. Oh! A Jedi.”
