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My Two Coins: Boosters: Past vs Future
Disclaimer: "My Two Coins" are to be read as such, someone's two coins about the topic at hand. IF at any point you disagree with it or agree, remember they are just my coins about said topic and the value you have of it will differ from my own because of religion, upbringing, beliefs, and logic based on your own experiences. Do not assume my coins are the international equivalent for it may be considered of a lesser value in the bank of public exchange. Thank you.
In Runeterra you aren't able to have cards like normal. And instead, you can craft your deck. Hearthstone is not enjoying it but then again so are many players.
For me... I'm MIXED. I'll explain in a bit but first...
Welcome ladies and gentlemen of all ages. You've found a wild Jewelwriter.
My Two Coins: About BL1, GSC and CNT.
Disclaimer: "My Two Coins" are to be read as such, someone's two coins about the topic at hand. IF at any point you disagree with it or agree, remember they are just my coins about said topic and the value you have of it will differ from my own because of religion, upbringing, beliefs, and logic based on your own experiences. Do not assume my coins are the international equivalent for it may be considered of a lesser value in the bank of public exchange. Thank you.
Considering I'm wanting to do more BL1 and count downs. I should explain myself more in those.
And if anyone is curious of how my ratings are with each of these I'll be able to speak up better with this. Here we go.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen of all ages. You've found a wild Jewelwriter.
As I get into more reviews and the like, I would like to hint what is about each rating that I give and how in a way I make a countdown.
First I'll explain GSB and CNT.
Those two are a set of countdowns that is short and direct that can make it quick and doesn't go into a lengthy countdown that are popular but gets to the point. With GSB, it makes sense with Gold, Silver, and Bronze; the metals awarded in many competitions. As for CNT... Cardboard is meant to be like this: You can make the cardboard worth something that would be interesting and able to invest in it. Notebook is like this: you are personally writing something into it and it might be the journal of someone special someday. With Toilet Paper....it's obvious what it means.
Now I can get into the ratings of my stuff.
The first thing is to keep in mind to NOT be the first boss of the game. I consider that the tutorial battle's final challenge. The first big climax that is to pull you into the game. As an example, It's Bom-omb battlefield's King of explosives, in Undertale, This would be Toriel, in something like Final Fantasy 7, it's the first boss that you battle with Barret before setting up the bomb. In Mario games, it's World 1-4 or 1-Mid Castle (or 1-Castle). It's clear that after that first battle of the bosses you will be clear for knowing how good the game is in a sense. Now for the categories
Control - If you can't move your character well or go through options well that it makes it feel like you are able to smoothly go through choices is which means if you can get lost in the options of a main menu then I fear how confused where one is when the battle starts.
Story - As someone that is into lore I want to know some background or at least drive to push on. Keep in mind that this is mostly RPGs and games with cut scenes. If the story is able to help me know where to go then it's kind of a requirement but at least it helps it be in bronze and if it has flavor that is interesting to me then it'll go upwards.
Content - This is what things you can do in the game. Can you go off course, can you catch creatures, are there mini games, how many things can you gather and a personal note, how one can be entertained in completing the story. Is it through some odd stories, new treasures, or just how the mini games distract you sometimes to make you come back to the games. If this is a part of a series then it will be considered of what was offered in the past too.
Flow - In a game how it is able to let you keep up with the main story and have it be understandable is key here. Also it should not be so hard that you'll need to really grind or "GITGUD" with days of practice. There's something that people might miss called a difficulty curve in which the difficulty of the game grows in an understandable way. If this is too easy, it'll be a cake walk and it's mostly story based as far as I can get it.
Bosses - This is a CHALLENGE, you should be given an opponent to take on such a task of the game. Is it a puzzle game? Make sure the AI can make someone sweat. Is it an RPG, depending on how far you are one should be challenged for how limited their choices are. Don't make it so hard that you need a special item just to nerf it back to normal size. At least be smart of this one.
I then unite the 5 things I judge into a reasonable score which likely range from Gold [or Platinum if they all get the platinum.] to Stone [which means the qualities are so low that it hurts.] so if anything there's flaws depending on certain things. It shouldn't be a problem if one category is weak but if more than one is weak then it should be swiftly noted. It shouldn't be too hard to understand now.
BUT if one is needed a commentary of sorts I'll open up in a sense. Just let me know somewhere in the world.
As for me... this wild one runs away!
My Two Coins: Value Insulted
Disclaimer: "My Two Coins" are to be read as such, someone's two coins about the topic at hand. IF at any point you disagree with it or agree, remember they are just my coins about said topic and the value you have of it will differ from my own because of religion, upbringing, beliefs, and logic based on your own experiences. Do not assume my coins are the international equivalent for it may be considered of a lesser value in the bank of public exchange. Thank you.
Are you people sane anymore? I really want to know since this is where I know this is getting close to ea and is in the realm of Bethesta. Whom am I getting at? Game Freak and Pokemon Company. I think an introduction is in order. Welcome ladies and gentlemen of all ages. You've found a wild Jewelwriter.
My Two Coins: New Direct(ion)?
Disclaimer: "My Two Coins" are to be read as such, someone's two coins about the topic at hand. IF at any point you disagree with it or agree, remember they are just my coins about said topic and the value you have of it will differ from my own because of religion, upbringing, beliefs, and logic based on your own experiences. Do not assume my coins are the international equivalent for it may be considered of a lesser value in the bank of public exchange. Thank you. So... Pokemon is basically giving us their first DLC/Download...and we are basically getting F-ed over the barrel for a price hike of 113% to 225% of a Pokemon game. Let's talk... Welcome ladies and gentlemen of all ages. You've found a wild Jewelwriter.
Beyond Level 1: Pokemon Sword & Shield
Disclaimer: Beyond Level 1 is a review of a game starting from the checkpoint of defeating the first boss of a game. After all tutorial levels and battles shouldn't be counted in how a game is to give you what you deserve for a game but it is where the real battle begins as they can either fail you or help you get deeper into a game. Take this in mind though. This is just this reviewer's opinion and may not fall in line with the line of how you rate the game. After all, everyone has an opinion. Thank you. Before I begin I'll be honest, this is one of those few games that I refuse to pay the cash for a pair of reasons. The first reason is to not give idiots that say that “If you don't like it Don't buy it. Don't judge a game you haven't bought.” that go into the combo of “Hahaha you bought the game, you really can't hold your ground and it's clear you loved it still.” And second is because of the recent actions that have been given and I am not putting my system at risk for anything like that. I will rather be a well knowing reviewer than an ignorant one. Clearly, people have been divided about the game ever since the Electronic Entertainment Expo of Twenty Nineteen. Since then I'm sad that it was shown so much of a mess. Barely any communication, no regret call outs, lies exposed, lies made, and fires started up that was on multimedia of many spots. And I'm reviewing this with what I have experienced with the knowledge and using a bit of a demonstration that was open as far as I know. So...without further ado, on with the biggest disaster in the history of this series. Salutations one and all! I am the mage of games, Jewelwriter Eli Moonstar! And this is a review of Generation 8 as of the time of this release date. THIS is Pokemon Sword & Pokemon Shield.
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Alolan Pikachu greet each other by sniffing each other and rubbing their tails together. The female Pikachu come to say “hi” first….so he thought this meant he was popular with the ladies! ♡
CNT: Pokemon Pokewrongs.
Disclaimer: "Cardboard, Notebook, Toilet" is a personal countdown based on my own thoughts and measurements. Please do not consider this as the list of all lists. Also to let people know. This is a smaller countdown as to not be as intrusive and get to the main ones that can be considered the best of the best in a certain manner. If you have your own countdown of sorts, please post it up down below. Thank you and enjoy the writing.
When things are going to be poop, it's clear that you need a way to let out what it is because it isn't healthy to keep it in. And with as big a game series as Pokemon... yea..there's a lot to get out.
With this list I'm calling out three personal ones that I feel should have been kept in the series to not only make it an easier time for people to keep their pokemon going for years to come, but also give more faith into a series that was direly needed it.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen. You've found a wild Jewelwriter.
And this is the CNT of the things that I think Pokemon has done wrong. Or as I’ll call them. Pokewrongs!
GSB: Three Boosters for Pokemon Games
Disclaimer: "Gold, Silver, Bronze" is a personal countdown based on my own thoughts and measurements. Please do not consider this as the list of all lists. Also to let people know. This is a smaller countdown as to not be as intrusive and get to the main ones that can be considered the best of the best in a certain manner. If you have your own countdown of sorts, please post it up down below. Thank you and enjoy the writing.
I'm going to be honest with you, the people... Pokemon has great potential to be really good. Too bad that there's a lot of downsides in it all to really get there. But if anything there's at least some hopes that I do want to see put in some time to make the Pokemon games a wonderful thing. And, unlike a top 10 or 5, it's going to be in my format.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen. You've found a wild Jewelwriter.
And this is the Gold, Silver, Bronze for making Pokemon better again.
My Two Coins: Legacy
Disclaimer: "My Two Coins" are to be read as such, someone's two coins about the topic at hand. IF at any point you disagree with it or agree, remember they are just my coins about said topic and the value you have of it will differ from my own because of religion, upbringing, beliefs, and logic based on your own experiences. Do not assume my coins are the international equivalent for it may be considered of a lesser value in the bank of public exchange. Thank you.
Ever since generation three moved to the fourth, we were given the chance to keep up with our team and make sure that we are never without them. We gained a lot of things. New legacies, New Pokemon, and even new moves that allow you to be more intelligent with your game. And you can be proud of what you have done over the ages.
So why in Giratina’s reversed world would people support cutting out legacy when there are so many questions and problems still to be solved?!
Surprise!!! It’s the entire Pichu siblings!!! :D
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Over the course of a long campaign that sent young characters into middle age, a studious spellblade has been filling an empty Spell book with runes with remaining spells she has right before rest periods and whenever she has off days. She originally kept the book to kill someone who destroyed another party member, who turned out to be the big bad in the overarching story through several adventures across all portions of the material realm, including a few extraplanar visits as well. When asked about it she replies.
Veronica(Spell blade:)“It’s my magic book. Whatever you do, do not read it, or else face the wrath of an angry writer.”
Bronze-gutter (Dwarf Defende and Friend who has been with us since the beginning, and knows that I don’t use a spellbook for spells due to being a spontaneous caster): -He takes me to the side one day, and asks-: is this about The Lich? (Ironically we never did learn his actual name).
Veronica: Partially. Its more about revenge really.
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Time passed and most of our party changed out mostly except for Veronica and Bronze who managed to stay alive through the several hell gauntlets worth of campaigns that the DM could throw at us, we’ve gone through three to four sets of other party members by the time we reached this point, an army has been amassed by the big bad, and at this point the DM has completely forgotten about the books significance. Only making note due to my diligence to it, and assumes its a spellbook. So he sends one of The Lich’s henchmen to steal it. Successfully so.
Veronica: I check my spellbook(she had purchased an actual one to do the page filling on just in case of such an occasion), is it there?
Dm: It seems over the night one of the lich’s henchmen, knowing that you were preparing to assault his castle has stolen it. Sorry you should have put some security on it or something, I’ve warned you in the past about that.
Veronica that is okay, does he read it? After all its emanating very powerful magic, which he may benefit greatly from.
Dm: Hmm? Sure he’ll read it.
Veronica: Hes reading this in the army the lich raised right?
Dm: Yes why? Is there something thats going to- oh… -finally remembers what Veronica said all the way back then- The revenge plot..
Veronica: -smirks, and pulls out a sheet, a worn sheet thats covered in numbers, as well as her dice calculator on her laptop.- I’ve spent years working on this book. Every day filling it with explosive runes with remaining spell slots. Thanks to all that effort, is time to see how much damage this finally does. There are 1200 fine typed explosive runes on each page, theres 100 pages total, and each of those deal 5d6 of force damage.“
Dm: Ohhhhh god.
Bronze-Gutter(having caught on a while ago): -chuckling at this point-
“That averages out to around 600,000d6 of force damage.”
Dm: Well… good job… -clearly defeated at this point- you blew up a third of the lich’s army in one shot, and due to causing magical armagedon with that book, I’m going to say you’ve effectively recreated the mourninglands with explosive runes only. There is now a hole to the plane of force in the material realm, which is blasting apart the general area for the next few years, due to that being similar to a gate spell, now psionics, who drew their powers from that plane are going to start trickling in alongside a number of outsiders… Living spells that consist of explosive runes will form across this devastated zone, making the place a death trap for future generations to come. You will go down in history as the writer of the apocalypse.“
Bronze: -can hardly breathe from how hard he is laughing- Oh goddesses, Veronica what in the blazes did you do?!
Veronica: -Almost completely straight faced, with the slightest hint of a smirk.- I told you guys not to read my book, it had a rather explosive plot line.
The rest of the party but Bronze slowly backs away from Veronica, the later of which claps her on the back, “Can’t imagine the poor saps face. He probably knows that was meant for him, oh my…-he breaks down laughing a bit- If there was ever any doubt about it before, I think you’ve won my heart this time Veronica completely.
Veronica: No one fucks with my friends and get away with it, thats just how things are Bronzie, you know that.
Wizard in our party: how much did that take for you to make that thing?!
Veronica: 100 gold for the book, and years of dedication to filling a book with explosive runes.
Wizard: I can wish 20,000gp worth of items with a 10,000gp diamond, I’ll wish for 200 more books of explosive runes!
DM: BY THE NAME THAT IS ME, NO! VETO! DENIED! NO WAY IN HELL IS THERE GOING TO BE MORE OF THOSE BOOKS.
We never did get to completely remake the events leading up to the fallout series from there after that point. That and the Dm never let me use rune spells again. Funny thing is, if he had a Spell resistance of 28 or so, the guy would have been immune to the explosion.
That...was...epic! (*Clapping*)
hardcore pokemon players: the pokemon you catch early on are completely useless. You should just dump them for better ones later on
me:
Fluffy
The latest Splatfest is just around the corner! Will you and your squire pledge fealty to Team Knight? Or will you and your familiar make a pact with Team Wizard? Pick your side young hero, and get ready to battle starting 3/15 at 9:00 pm PT.
I cast Meteor on my foes and Flame Wall in front of them to force a retreat. Let’s see them D20 out of that!