#censored swearing

[the-man-in-the-chicken-costume]

Sh!t my friend’s say/do as Boatem Quotes pt 1:

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Pearl: Hey guys look at this character I made!

Mumbo: Aww so cute~

Scar: Omg they’re hot.

Impulse: …

Grian: The two genders.

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To be fair this could be anyone of them:

Ladies, Gents and all in between.

I have recently learned that the average life expectancy for an autistic person is 39.

So if you don’t mind my mid life crisis will begin shortly.

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Pearl: Cis-het men will do anything if you dare them.

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Grian: I am bleeding.

Scar: …All the cool kids bleed.

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Grian: Guys, I just got a new cousin! *holds up Jimmy*

Impulse: Eyy!

Scar: Nice!

Pearl:Through birth? Or have you just kidnapped a child and called them your own?

Grian: …

Mumbo: Grian, we have to talk about the adopting children thing.

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Scar: Solution; smoke weed.

Scar: Simple

Scar: Effective

Scar: Addictive some might even say.

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Xisuma: **talking**

Grian: ** opens window**

Grian: **climbs out of window**

Grian: **shuts window**

Grian: **leaves**

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2420

(Nailed it.) (Dialogue from various incorrect quotes, but I'm not sure where it originated.)

[jestersdlc]

Lunar: One of you, come get me, IDC who

Sun: Is everything ok??

Lunar: My brother is flirting with my Pseudo brother He's really F-ing bad at it And the other is as dense as a ROCK

Eclipse: Lame

Sun: Please Shut up

Eclipse: Never

Sun: I hate you

Eclipse: Good.

Lunar: One of you come get me, NOW

Lunar sent a media message to the GC

Lunar: Moon THANKED him for the coffee and now he's like THIS

Eclipse: Losers

Lunar: Brother, shut up for once and ONE OF YOU COME GET ME

Lunar sent a media message to the GC

Sun: I'm sorry, I can't get away from work!

Eclipse: ....FINE But I'm making fun of Solar for having no skill It's just sad

Lunar sent a media message to the GC

StarBoy Au Shenanigansssss

this is all...very silly and messy, designs subject to change...and like the tags say...tsams but not tsams???

Has some base inspo but spinning and verging away cause idk lore and Solar is NOT related to Sun and Moon to be clear :3

Mkay bai

[jmtofp]

I read @archer-world 's post about 5-star relationship headcannons and immediately thought about TWO things. Both of which are meme-related. So take this short some-effort... comic? Sh**-post? Whatever, just have it.

I hope you like it.

I'm not that good with speech bubbles, I'm more of a subtitle type of person.

[stahp-right-there-peasant]

[amistakeofnature]

When Severus Snape became a Hogwarts Professor and realised he can't swear in front of his students or colleagues, he started using Potion ingredients as insults and it completely goes over everyone's head.

*student completely messes a Potion up*

Snape: *rolls eyes* Boomslang

*student blows up a cauldron*

Snape: You complete and utter Dundruff-

*Dumbledore is at it again*

Snape: That Frogging Hellebore!

Sprout: Oh? Do you need some Hellebore, Severus?

Snape:...

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Student A: Why is Snape always citing Potion ingredients?

Student B: Absolutely no idea.

Student C: Maybe he thinks the recipes for his next classes.

Dumbledore: Have you noticed something wrong with Severus?

McGonagall: What do you mean, Albus?

Dumbledore: He has started mentioning Potion ingredients out of the blue

McGonagall: You're... actually right.

Sprout: Maybe he's stressed? He takes on a lot of work...

Filius: *tries to hide his amusement because he has figured it out*

[pyronabi]

[alloacefolkscompetition]

Round one (part 2)

Gillion Tidestrider vs Odo

Gillion Tidestrider

Odo

Voting ended onMar 6, 2023

Gillion Tidestrider (Just roll with it): Canon asexual courageous guy who's impulsive and confident! And says "Howdy b!tch; I'm a fish" 😂

Odo (Star Trek): Canon asexual Changeling Human who investigates crime related cases, intelligent and observant!

Also when I was 4, I named a character Odo and thought I had created the name 😅