My Life as JezaXC

This is my life. So... Yeah. I'm Twenty. I like The Game Grumps, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Disney, Rooster Teeth and other stuff :) please message me or add me on Kik or Roosterteeth.com: JezaXC! ❤️ Gamertag: LionKingQueen

[monkeywiki]

dan of game grumps is a groomer

[monkeywiki]

source

[monkeywiki]

before anyone comes into my replies implying this is something debatable / until we see more i am a grooming victim and the fact is that i want you to ask yourself if a near 40 year old man engaging in nonsexual emotionally dependent relationships with any to one underage teen fan for the purpose of being besties and then suddenly turning it sexual the moment they turn 18 seems normal to you. the inherent age difference and celebrity power imbalance is established the moment he continues contact with a child as an adult.

[jezaxc]

Except it didn’t turn sexual the moment she turned 18? Sexting didn’t start until three years after she and Dan met, from what’s been said.

[jezaxc]

So has someone written down the lyrics to the Demo Disk parody songs that Bruce wrote? Because I need them so every time those songs come on the radio I can sing the demo disk versions

[jezaxc]

I honestly thought I had friends. Turns out I've got nothing. I have lost everyone.

[jezaxc]

I have never in my life felt so alone.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

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teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

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teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

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teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

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teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

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teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

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teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

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teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

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teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

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teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

im part of the loser subculture. not the trendy pseudo-weird people who call themselves losers as a joke but like an actual loser who is weird in practice

[awwww-cute]

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

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[thewickedavatar]

[jezaxc]

Me: Says 'ow' when my video game character is injured.

[jezaxc]

Me: oh thats cute

*checks price tag*

Me: no its not

[meanplastic]

[jezaxc]

Crunching numbers for RTX costs like

[a-mini-a-day]

300-year-old Chinese abacus ring was used during the Qing Dynasty to help traders. Source.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[18th century Chinese teenager voice] Haha and teachers said we wouldn’t have a calculator with us everywhere we go

[weavemama]

America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king

[0fthem0untains]

have yet to see a better analogy

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

Are you implying Hilary Clinton’s daughter will assassinate Donald Trump because I’m okay with this

[breelandwalker]

Actually, if we follow the narrative, I think it would be the Obama daughters. Which would be even MORE awesome.

[qi-mera]

Malia’s gonna fight Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse while it’s on fire.

[dianasbi-deactivated20171023]

while joe biden dresses in drag and does the hula as a diversion

[jezaxc]

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mn4llFjEWOd6Ni

[roseroyalty-moving]

Do u ever not realize how starved for affection u are till someone hugs u a bit tighter than normal and you find that you really don’t want to let go

[clearlyafandomblog]

Touch starvation is actually a thing. The term for it that’s emerging in medical/psych circles is “skin hunger”. We as humans are meant to be much more social- and especially physically social - than we actually are, and Americans in particular are often touch starved because the casual, platonic contact that often happens between friends in other places just. Does not happen here.

There’s a really Puritan idea that’s pervaded our culture, that touch and sex are inherently linked, and it’s doing us a massive disservice. Touch is incredibly important for humans- hugs reduce blood pressure, cuddling releases oxytocin, and babies will straight up DIE without being touched enough because the stimulation releases hormones that are integral to their healthy development.

We were never meant to hold one another at arm’s length, and if you feel you need physical contact, don’t be afraid to ask for it! Hug your mom. Cuddle a friend on the couch. Ask. There’s a good chance that they need contact just as much as you do.

[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

person: what’s wrong with you

me: i have the Skin Hunger

[jayce]

imagine not hating yourself

[rajafashionus]

[a-fashion-killa]

She really will

[heytheredali-deactivated2021070]

We do that