Snack-sized Absurdities

I'm a writer and artist with an obsession for ferrets and coffee... not necessarily together. Consider this yet another platform for my mindless rambling. Because I don't have quite enough places to keep up with already...

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[jezzywolfe]

LOL!

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lovebenji:

Steve Kroschel with Banff the Wolverine

Here’s a video of the biggest cousin to the ferret. Banff acts just like a ferret, only BIGGER! 

[jezzywolfe]

Thank you for contributing to my 100+ followers. Ferret lovers unite! Hope everything is ok. Haven't seen you around in awhile.

Dook! Dook! Hee hee...

Yeah, I've neglected my tumblr. Not intentionally though. Everyone is doing good here. The fuzzies are frisky and fluffy, just as they should be! Great to see you back!

[jezzywolfe]

NEW MOVIE! "Jake & Jasper: A Ferret's Tale"

ATTENTION ALL FERRET LOVERS!

A small donation from you helps make this movie magical! You can even earn a spot in the movie credits as a PRODUCER! Show your love and support. Isn't it about time they made a movie that shows just what fantastic companions ferrets make, as opposed to all the negative publicity they UNFAIRLY get?

Dook dook, ya'll!

[jezzywolfe]

D'oh!

Kitty gets busted! LMFO!

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NEW BLOG POST on FuzzyFriskyFierce

Beelzebub: Adventures of a Cute Devil

[jezzywolfe]

Beelzebub is a cutie monster!

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New Merchandise in the FuzzyFriskyFierce store!

"The Dook Philosophy" features Loki the ferret, and is available in a variety of sticker sizes and wall peels. I will most likely be adding it to some shirts as well. (I am willing to change the letter color if you'd like it in a color other than red. Just drop me a message here!)

"The Screaming Ferret" design can be found on ceramic pet dishes. After all, every ferret is really thirsty and hungry just about all the time! The design features a great picture of my first fuzzy, Popcorn. (Don't worry, he wasn't screaming really... he was doing this funny yawn where he'd run his claws over his head at the same time... LOL!) The bowls are available in three colors (blue, green, and red) and come in large and small sizes.

I'm freshening up some of the existing designs in the storefront, as well as adding brand new ones. Stop by and check them out!

http://www.cafepress.com/3fmerchandise

Cheers!

[jezzywolfe]

fuckyeahferrets:

FuckYeahFerrets now has a domain name!

http://www.fuckyeahferrets.com

Here’s a video of baby ferrets.  :-)

[jezzywolfe]

New Blog post on FuzzyFriskyFierce

"Popcorn... the Alpha Ferret"

My blog post introductions to my fuzzies has officially launched with the story of my very first ferret. He was the ferret that started the craze...

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Rastafarians wished they had my tentacles. Posers.

The Great Cthulhu (via eldritch-thoughts)

[jezzywolfe]

Manna from the gods! The perfect food really DOES exist! Oh nom nom nom!!!

[jezzywolfe]

FuzzyFriskyFierce!

For blogs and pictures of my ferret family (or business), visit my babies on Wordpress at:

http://fuzzyfriskyfierce.wordpress.com

And if you're looking for fun merchandise with buttloads of ferrets all over them, visit my cafepress store at:

http://cafepress.com/3fmerchandise

And stay tuned for future installments of 'The FerreXorcist', which can be found on my serial blog at:

http://theferrexorcist.wordpress.com

Dook dook, ya'll!

[jezzywolfe]

Lili is a lot of love in a tiny fuzzy package.

[jezzywolfe]

Dreams of Duk Soup, Dancing, and Shiny Things

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fuckyeahferrets:

radiojamming:

“Ashley Stephens holds a ferret she rescued from the home of a missing woman while helping a friend collect belongings Monday, May 23, 2011, in Joplin, Mo. A large tornado moved through much of the city Sunday, damaging a hospital and hundreds of homes and businesses and killing at least 89 people.”

How to help Joplin.