Person A: It’s unhealthy to eat after 7 pm.
Person B, eating cake at 3 am: Well, fortunately time is an illusion.
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Person A: It’s unhealthy to eat after 7 pm.
Person B, eating cake at 3 am: Well, fortunately time is an illusion.
destroy the dragon before its fire burns you ALIVE.
the fact that im bisexual doesn’t make me “available to men” it just means if i CHOOSE to let a demon into my life, I can
@killthebxy the id strikes back
20 YEARS AGO A SICKNESS SWEPT THROUGH THE WORLD. it started small, then continued to spread until seventy percent of the world’s population was lost. there have been efforts to rebuild, societies have gotten their governments back on track but populations are still dangerously low. the new council of nations has gathered and created ordinances that they shall each follow. all ordinances are the same as before the sickness, don’t steal, don’t kill, etc.
except for ordinance number four. this is the ordinance that sparked outrage, but was passed anyway. the arranged marriage law. in order to get populations back up, the names of young men and women over the age of twenty are thrown into a lottery. they’re matched with a member of the opposite sex, given a brand new home in a new neighborhood with other newlywed couples. it’s expected that they will have a child within the first two years of their marriage. if no child is conceived, they must begin fertility treatments. if one of them is unable to reproduce, their partner will be rematched while the infertile person is given a job in government.
if after five years of marriage and at least two children, if the couple wants to split, they are allowed to. men’s names are put back into the lottery ( this sometimes causes young women to be paired with men much older then themselves ) while women are encouraged to raise their children and get a job in which they can contribute to society.
the council of nations watches each couple carefully, despite the general dislike of the law - it is necessary. if another sickness were to sweep the earth, the entire population would be wiped out. remember, if you’re unhappy - it’s only five years.
your nation thanks you.
RULES, APPLICATION & MEMBERS UNDER THE CUT.
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my mother told me that the world has got its’ plans —- i wanna hold ‘em til they burn right through my hands.
indie fandomless oc that easily fits into any fandom ! loved by ree !
Roleplaying Profile Meme:
PLEASE REPOST, DO NOT REBLOG! Feel free to add to any of your answers! The purpose is to tell your partners about the way you write! For the multiple choice ones, BOLD all that apply and, if you want, italicize if it’s a conditional answer!
– B A S I C S –
NAME: ree
ARE YOU OVER 18? Yes / No
IS YOUR MUSE? Yes / No / Depends on verse
ARE YOU SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU WRITE WITH ON THIS BLOG?
No (anyone) / Semi (most people) / Yes (I’m a picky person) / Highly / Private (mutuals only)
ARE YOU SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU FOLLOW ON THIS BLOG?
No (anyone) / Semi / Yes / Highly
IF YOUR MUSE IS CANON, HOW MUCH TO YOU ADHERE TO CANON?
Not at all / A little / Some / Mostly / Strictly / (OC)
WHAT POST LENGTHS DO YOU WRITE?
One Liners / Single-Para / Multi-Para / Novella
DO YOU USE ICONS AND/OR GIFS?
No / Gifs / Icons / Gifcons
DO YOU WRITE ON OTHER PLATFORMS?
No / Yes
WHAT LEVEL OF PLOTS DO YOU WRITE?
Unplotted / Open Ended Plots / Semi-Plotted / Fully Plotted Epics
HOW QUICKLY DO YOU USUALLY RESPOND TO THREADS?
Very Slow (more than a month) / Slow (3-4 Weeks) / Average (1-2 Weeks) / Fast (Less Than One Week) / Very Fast (Less Than Three Days)
WHAT TYPES OF THEMES DO YOU LIKE? (feel free to add!)
Fluff / Angst / Smut / Action / Tragedy / Domestic / Family / Conversational / Hurt-Comfort
WHAT GENRES DO YOU LIKE? (feel free to add!)
High Fantasy / Supernatural / Science Fiction / Historical / Horror / Comedy / Romantic / Drama / Action / Adventure / Espionage / Everything
ARE THERE ANY THEMES YOU’RE UNCOMFORTABLE WRITING ON YOUR BLOG? (not triggers)
No / Yes
DO YOU HAVE ANY TRIGGERS? HOW DO YOU REQUEST IT TAGGED?
No / Yes - “reblog bait”
– S H I P P I N G –
WHAT TYPES OF RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU OPEN TO?
Romantic / Platonic / Familial / Physical / Sexual
WHAT TYPES OF PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU OPEN TO?
Romantic / Platonic / Familial / Physical / Sexual / None
DO YOU HAVE OTPS?
No / Chemistry only / Yes
DO YOU HAVE NOTPS?
No / Yes / I don’t know
WHAT IS YOUR MUSE’S SEXUAL ORIENTATION? -
Heterosexual / Heteroflexible / Bisexual / Homoflexible / Homosexual / Pansexual / Demisexual / Sapiosexual / Asexual / Attracted to masculinity / Attracted to femininity / Attracted to androgyny / mixed
WHAT IS YOUR MUSE’S ROMANTIC ORIENTATION? -
Heteroromantic / Heteroflexible / Biromantic / Homoflexible / Homoromantic / Panromantic / Demiromantic / Sapioromantic / Aromantic / Polyamorous / Mixed
ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WRITING SMUT?
No / Selectively / Yes
HOW EARLY IN A RELATIONSHIP DO YOU SHIP ROMANTICALLY?
Autoship / During Plotting / After A Couple IC Interactions / Several IC Interactions / Slow Burn / Depends on partner & muse
ARE YOU OPEN TO TOXIC SHIPS?
No / Selectively / Yes
ARE YOU OPEN TO PROBLEMATIC SHIPS? (canon history, age difference, complicated, etc.)
No / Selectively / Yes
ARE YOU OPEN TO POLYSHIPPING?
No / Selectively / Yes
ARE YOU AN EXCLUSIVE SHIPPER?
No / Sometimes / Yes
DOES CRACK SHIPPING EVER HAPPEN?
No / Sometimes / Yes / Not part of a fandom
DOES CROSSOVER SHIPPING EVER HAPPEN?
No / Yes / Depends / Not part of a fandom
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Tagging: steal it !
Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny
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heavy as the setting sun oh, i’m counting all the numbers between zero and one happy but a little lost well i don’t know what i don’t know so i’ll kick my shoes off and run.
a hanna marin capspam, s03e02 ( blood is the new black )
Everything I do is unfabulous. I’m the most normal person. I love walking everywhere and going to hole-in-the-wall places, like nail shops, because they do the best job. And I go to vintage stores rather than high-end boutiques, because I like to dress different from other people.
PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .
send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses ! i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .
FRIENDS. childhood friends / work friends / family friends / recently friends / turning antagonistic / turning into something romantic / stable / falling apart / friendship of need / friendship of circumstance pen - pals or internet friends / coworkers / partners / other .
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / newly entered / soulmates / skinny love / unrequited from my muses side / unrequited from your muses side / friends with benefits / awkward / fading / turning toxic / toxic and destructive / other .
FAMILIAL BOND. sibling bond / older sibling figure to your muse / younger sibling figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / other .
ENEMIES. dangerous to themselves / dangerous to others / unpredictable / passionate / rivals / petty / developing into a sexual tension / developing into a romantic tension / based off family matters / based of circumstance / based of professional matters / based of misunderstandings or lies / other .
a hanna marin capspam, s03e01 ( it happened ‘that’ night )
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“I wear six inches or I wear nothing.”
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– fortunate, then, that this girl had him for a neighbour, because garrett actually was a firefighter and did know how to operate the damn fire extinguisher. he had half a mind to assemble the entire complex and not let anyone leave until he felt confident that they knew what they were doing. “do you set things on fire often?”
it had happened so fast, too fast, and she swore she remembered how to put out grease fires from a cooking class in high school, but obviously she didn’t. she feels bad now, and resolves to order take-out for the next month or so. ❝ only when i try to recreate bobby flay’s recipes. rachel and alton’s recipes go just fine, but bobby has it out for me, i swear. ❞