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@jfcnellie

@plsnellie: You are the taste of something sweet And I'm tangled in the sheets

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Well if you eat like 20 of them, it could be a meal. It really depends on the size though. If they are bigger, then maybe 8 will do. It’s basically pizza, but in a different way, I suppose. I got it! The dipping sauce could be marina sauce. Fair enough. Yeah let’s do it. Meet me in the kitchen at midnight and let’s make as much noise as possible to wake everyone up.

I feel like they should be bite sized, so if you wanted a meal out of them you would probably want to eat twelve or so. Oh yes, that would be amazing. Then they would be like bite sized pizza that also kind of resemble mozzarella sticks, except in ball form and with pepperoni. I will be there, and once everyone is up they can help us cook.

#c #c: vienna #I'M PRETTY SURE YOU JUST CURSED ME #BECAUSED SOME BUG JUST LANDED ON MY SCREEN #AND I TRIED TO FLICK IT AWAY #BUT I ENDED UP KILLING IT #AND NOW IT'S ALL OVER MY SCREEN

The secret to pulling anything off is to believe you look hot as hell. If you think you’re the shit then you’re the shit.

If that isn't the best advice I've ever heard I don't know what is. I want that written on my grave.

#c #c: jared #i mean my mom was in med school when she did most of hers #so at that point she had done way more than just stabbing a hole through someone #so all of hers ended up alright

Yeah, they are… Oh, thank you! I might end up taking you up on that… Eventually I’ll just be beyond staying awake anymore.

Well I can't say raising two children on a reality show is going to be easy, but I wish you the best of luck. I'm basically always free so just let me know if you need the help.

Mm yeah, I love pastels. I could help you with that, if you want, I’m pretty much a professional at this point.

I'm definitely going to consider that offer, although like I said, I'm pretty sure I'd look awful with anything other than my natural hair color.

#c #c: jared #yeah it's growing out now #and it actually is starting to look alright #my mom is cool with peircings #since she used to constantly do her own peircings with a needle #so she can't really complain #but she's against tattoos and hair dying

They’re almost a month old. They’re super cute but they like to keep me busy… Alex will sleep while Luke wants to snuggle and be fed, and vice versa.

That's actually really young. Are they here with you? That seems like an age where they still have to be with their mother after all. Well if you need any help with them I used to work in a nursery as one of my many odd jobs, so I could help you out if you just want to sleep one night.

Well, thank you! I’ll try to see if I can get some sleep before I drink it though. Like sons, I have twins.

That would be good, caffeine can really only help you for so long after all. Oh, well that's cute. How old are they?

I was thinking a combination of pink and blue, or maybe purple.

Well my vote is for pink and blue, especially if you do something like a pastel pink and blue. I'd dye my hair myself if I wasn't positive that it would end up looking completely terrible.

#c #c: jared #lol i'm going to try to #but first i have to convince my parents #it was hard enough to get them to let me get a pixie cut #so idk

Hopefully I’ll be able to sleep soon, but my boys have been keeping me quite busy.

I'm hoping for you. Until then I suggest Red Bull. It's one of the few energy drinks that doesn't remind me of cold medicine. Your boys? Do you mean like little brothers? Or your children?

I feel like I never want to dye my hair again, yet I can’t stop. It’s so annoying and amazing at the same time.

What color do you want to dye it? I hope you're thinking of doing something cool like blue or green.

#c #c: jared #i'm trying to convince my parents to let me dye my hair blue #i kind of want to look like hayley williams

It’s for caffeine, for sure. Hm, maybe I’ll try that.

Well maybe before resorting to that you should see if there's any other way you could get your energy, even if it's just by sleeping. I'm pretty sure caffeine isn't really good for you after all. Still, if you have to do it, go with the energy drinks for sure.

That actually sounds kind of good. And hey, if it doesn’t cook, at least we would probably have fund making them. I think they would cook, honestly. But don’t take my word for it because I don’t know very much about making pepperoni dough and cheese balls.

They'd be more of a snack rather than an actual meal but they do sound kind of delicious now that I'm thinking of it. Neither do I, probably because they aren't food people normally make, but I say we wing it just for shit and giggles.

I usually don’t drink coffee but I think I’m gonna have to resort to drinking it.

And why are you so desperate for coffee if you don't mind me asking? If it's for the caffeine I suggest energy drinks, they taste way better after all.

We can heat up a premade pizza and pretend I made it. I was thinking about doing that, but it just isn’t the same, yanno? Like it needs the cheese and the dough. It would just be pepperoni and it makes me sad thinking about that.

Well we could always try making something like pizza with the left over pepperoni. Like we could cover pieces of pepperoni in cheese and then wrap it in dough so it makes little pepperoni dough and cheese balls. I don't know if those would actually cook but we could always give it a shot.

#c #c: vienna #thank you friend #i'm getting by #i think the problem is partially that i have like 11 different tabs open

So I decided I wanted pizza and I tried making a simple pepperoni pizza. I did the necessary steps and all that. It was first under-cooked, then it was almost right, and now it’s just plain awful.

Damn, for a second I was all excited thinking I'd be able able to convince you to share some pizza with me. Maybe you can pull the pepperoni off and just eat that. I'm sure that's still half decent after all.

#c #c: vienna #i'm around bae #but just warning you the wifi is kind of slow in the condo #so replies are going to be a little slow

Either way my life’s anything from normal, but I gotta admit coming here just made it even worse. So you’re probably right. Have you gotten a chance to talk to her or anything?

True but there's the exciting sort of abnormal and then there's reality show abnormal, and clearly there's a big difference between the two. I mean we've texted a couple times, but considering how busy she always is there's no frequent conversation.

I know. I am just cringing at the thought of it. I give Lady Gaga props if she did wear it without something underneath it though. That’s some real hardcore stuff. Most likely. I would probably shower for an entire day or two. Exactly! They remind me of marshmallows and clouds.

I give Lady Gaga props no matter what, considering that's insane with or without something underneath. I'm pretty sure I'd need a never ending shower plus I'd probably never be able to eat meat again if I did that. Right! I just want five of them around to cuddle with me at all times.

The meat dress was a fashion disaster, so I see where you’re coming from. It probably felt and smelled really weird too. I really want a white kitten because those are the cutest in my opinion.

I'm hoping she was wearing something underneath that, because the idea of having raw meat covering the majority of your bare skin is just terrible. She probably had to shower for hours to get rid of the scent. White kittens are absolutely adorable, and you could probably wear them with everything.

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