Literal Bread Trash

Agender Et/Ets/Etself pronouns. You can call me Pan or Panny! I draw and build things. Literal Honey Lemon aka the Hispanic Mechanic. Welcome to my trash blog

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

call me biased but i dont think thats the sexiest robot they could’ve found a picture of 

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

[koreansjw-archive]

when only ½ of your face looks good 

[jfcpanny-blog]

[authenticwanderer-deactivated20]

Cool relationship idea: actually be supportive of your partner and be respectful about their personal space. Stay your own person.

[nedlanes]

i dont care about anything but jasico

[jeaninidraws]

Art trade with laryndawn!!  The drawings slowly get derpy-er as it goes on

Paroday of a fanfic she wrote that she prolly will never post HAHA

[laryndawn]

LOOK AT THESE NERDS THANK YOU OH MY GOSH I LOVE IT uwu <3 

[ninakoll]

class doodle nico. prince of the underworld, king of all ghosts

[898-deactivated20210515]

we need replies back. every time one of my mutuals makes a post im forced to either just like it (which seems lazy and might make them think i didnt actually read the post) or reblog and comment (which seems too public and might make them uncomfortable) or privately message them (which seems too private and might make them uncomfortable) 

[jfcpanny-blog]

what she says: I have a bit of a migraine

what she means: I'm literally going to die my entire brain is falling out I can't see for all the blood pumping in my eyes and I'm afraid to take my meds because I'll probably just barf them up but no I'm not going to the hospital because health care is expensive I'll just tough it out can you pour me another fifteen cups of coffee while I lay on the cool tile of the bathroom floor and wait for the sweet release of death.

[runawayufo]

trans characters written by cis people

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

“Hi. My name is Jennifer, well I used to be Jennifer. But now my name is Johnifer, and this is my story.”

[32timeparadox23]

I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING AMAZING

Y’KNOW THE NICE CREAM GUY IN UNDERTALE?

HE’S A BLUE BUNNY

BLUE BUNNY IS AN ICE CREAM BRAND AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T NOTICE THIS REFERENCE SOONER

[greenbatmans-deactivated2016020]

 #now the news #big sister proud of little sitser’s pun

[hotlocalwizards]

i work as a barista & people tell me all the time that The Drinks Got Gender. Thats A Lady Coffee, people try to say

its fucking bean water

[nm-qttps-old]

can’t believe i can’t just reply to this but: maybe they’re actually telling you that this coffee has an important status. Lady Coffee

[hotlocalwizards]

oh shit i was in the presence of bean water royalty oh fuck i must have looked like such a rube. such a fool.

[hommedog]

what the fuck does this post mean ive been trying to decipher its hieroglyphic encrypted message but i cant

[hotlocalwizards]

“From a deconstructionist stand point, I have to disagree with a large portion of the customers that I, a humble barista tend to each day. The assertion that certain coffee drinks are more suitable for one gender or another is folly. For as we know: 1. gender is a social construct, & 2. coffee of any type is simply hot water strained through roasted beans, & has no greater affect on either culturally assigned sex.”

“What ho, kind friend! Is it not unfortunate that I cannot simply reply to this post, & most reblog it? What a farce, this blue website! Ah, but I digress: what if perhaps your customers were not asserting not the suitability of the drink for a given gender, but rather indicating some matter of status? Perhaps the coffee is possessing of a high rank in society. This is of course my purely grammatical viewpoint on the subject.”

“Oh, damnation! This does in fact seem much more likely than my own ludicrous assumptions, & I was no doubt in the presence of roasted bean royalty! Some emissary from foreign soil! Curses! What a country bumpkin I’ve made myself out to be!!”

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[b99thingsv2]

[jonbutter]

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

[songofages]

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

[heruut]

Average American Grading Scale: A+- 97-100 A - 94-96 A- - 90-93 B- 80-89 C- 70-79 D- 60-69 F- 59 and under

[well-metaphoricallyspeaking]

And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d be A - 100-93 B - 92-85 C - 84-78 D - 77-70 F - 69 and below

[flameoflight-blog1]

Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier? 

[gouthesupermanager-archive]

No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

[thecerisequeen-archive]

UK Grading Scale

100-70: A

69-60: B

59-50: C

49-40: D

Below 40: F

[carolxdanvers]

next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid

i’m gonna remind you

that our “average” is your “A”

[80s-blue-lightning]

#is that true? Yep I was shocked when I heard this in a different post but a Google search pulls up a ton of sites backing this up. Shit son I woulda passed College Algebra with an A in the UK. And I spent the end of the semester in perpetual fear that I would fail and have to retake the class.

[keylimepie]

And basically as an American you’re expected to get 80 or higher. Technically 70s are considered ‘average’ but there is such a level of pressure to get a B or higher, that Cs have become equal to Ds. Basically anything under 60 you might as well gotten a 0, and anything between 60-80 is considered practically failing. So basically schools have to be designed to make sure majority of students are getting 80s or higher on specific topics, which means you’re spending all your time going over a few choice facts a billion times and there is very little room to teach anything else. Which explains why American schools are of such low quality. The insane demand on the students ends up wrecking their education. Not only do you not have time to teach them anything, but they end up hating learning. Even outside of school your life is dedicated to memorizing these few dumb facts because your homework ends up taking hours of your time. A teacher from one subject says they expect you to spend 2 hours every night on their homework. And if you’re studying 5 subjects and they all demand that 2 hours? Good fucking luck, because if you don’t have straight all 80s or higher you’re not getting into a good college and college degrees have somehow become the minimum requirement for getting jobs.

[samwellwinchesterthebrave]

I spent most of my junior year of high school in a state of constant panic that I was going to get a C in Honors Physics much less fail the class. If I got a C on my report card, I was grounded until the next one. I lost count of the times I’d wake up at five in the morning to take the early bus to go in for zero hour before school actually started for the day

[miathermopolips]

File this under the exact reason so many Americans detest going to school.

[juliarunningaway-deactivated201]

I know kids that got grounded for getting 70 on assignments

[vibinwitch]

So when we complain about losing hope for a class now you know why