Jacob

UK

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Courageous Selma Blair discusses MS in first interview since diagnosis 💚

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I HATE HORMONES 

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really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

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mädchen amick in dream lover (1993)

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i like to blame myself for everything just in case

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Clinging to control isn’t going to give you any.

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im taking notes

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i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

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anyone else just want like a wife and a dog

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