kaderen.

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the corners im in on the internet make me feel so normal (in a bad way) and out of place cus im too mainstream but then i look at actual mainstream and remind myself i am already too far gone to converse with commoners

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i am not immersed in tumblr culture at all and every time i post its like the 40 year old straight dad trying to appeal to his kids by saying slang but he has no clue how to use it and they end up looking at him weird

[thelostmoongazer]

What kind of stage...........?

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dr textbox and pjsk sprites are messing me up

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got rid of tag man. the joke got stale

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im having wayyy too much fun with tags. and ive never even used them for their intended purpose.

and i will continue to not do so because it is funny to let tag man speak. for now.

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i never use tags. except for that one time. we don't talk about that one time. SHUT UP I GET IT

HEY NO I SEE YOU DOWN THERE SHUT UP

i fucking hate you tag man

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i hate tags. i sure hope theres no disgusting *tags* under my post, cus id definitely kill them

[puddlesl1me]

*hugs*

wha? who?

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*hugs* me

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every couple months i look back at my tumblr and cringe at the sight of my past posts. ok time to post something stupid again

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love how minecraft has so many unique and original block/item aesthetics (sculk/soul stuff, purpur, netherite, prismarine, basalt) and yet modders refuse to use them or expand on them

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is it a good thing or a bad thing that i finally get why other trans people are scared to come out to their families

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officer i swear i was just being a little silly!! i didnt mean to burn those kids alive it was just for funnies!!

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oh shit nearly forgot that its homestuck day damn

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"your honor, i did not stab him to death. i simply performed extreme acupuncture"

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i swear wikipedia was probably made with the express intent to lead people down rabbit holes of information. i only just learned that juggalos are a real thing what the fuck

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did homestuck turn into a wattpad fanfic after the main plotline ended or what. this is egregious

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if we mish-mashed all the conspiracies into one another, it would be horrifying. so here goes;

Joe Biden; the vaccine chipping, child molesting, blue-pilled, globe hoaxer, communist, socialist, facist, nazi, jew, chemtrail leaving anti-christ lizardperson, plans to destroy the next us election by disrupting the simulation and defeating god, and donald trump, the lord and savior jesus christ, is gonna take him down using facts and logic and science and theology and he's gonna revitalise the economy, which he definitely did not crash himself

did i miss anything or??