Jake Hart

Hey I'm Jake young fellas

[joshpeck]

jake keeps it real

[jhart72-blog]

Julie was such a savage

[jhart72-blog]

When your having sex vs when your meeting the parents

[firebendxr]

BUT GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS

[justlne]

me coming down for dinner

[jhart72-blog]

Are you fucking serious

[plaa-ting]

[haroldhutchinsofficialremad-blog]

I CAN FUCKING DIE HAPPY NOW I’VE LITERALLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EPISODE FOR SEVEN FUCKING YEARS

[imitations-of-imitations]

YES YES YESYESYESYESYESYES AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FINALLY!

[marauders4evr]

HOLY CRAP!

I don’t know what the more shocking thing is:

That this episode is real

That Phineas/Isabella happened

That Ferb/Vanessa happened!

That according to the above comment, Phineas and Ferb came out seven years ago (Seriously!? Seven years!?)

Or that I’m actually tearing up because of a freaking Phineas and Ferb episode!

[questlon]

Rules to learning English

1. their our know rules

[hemingay]

this makes me feel so uncomfortable

[torch-ured]

What if you don’t complete the person that completes you?

23:04 (via torch-ured)

[hydrangeahoney]

[poochcrew]

[ericbaudour-deactivated20191120]

The deal is done

[wordsthat-speak]

I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.

(via motherfuckin-queen)

[hingezogenheit]

[the-destroia-deactivated2016081]

[vulpinedevil]

when theres drama in ur group

[zackisontumblr]

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

yes babe

you’re cute

of course i will bring you snacks

my dick is 3 feet long

you’re always right babe i’m sorry

[my-url-is-nonspecific]

One of these things is not like the other

[mysharona1987]

[woodenaxe]

Dear SmartPhone users

Please stop sending “emojis”, or whatever they’re called to people. There are still people out there who don’t want a computer in their pocket and it’s fucking annoying to be constantly interpreting what these empty boxes could possibly mean. Remember this?:

:), ;), :-*, :(, :’(, >:(

[pulpfictionarie]