vanguard

i don't really use tumblr anymore besides to look at stuff.

[nerdexpress]

Someone: So which generation are you actually a part of?

People born from 1996-2001:

[vulpinedevil]

I miss you being active here :(

im active on twitter @vulpinedevil!

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

[rolaren-deactivated20190821]

if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni

[icallyourbullshit]

tbh i kinda really miss the cocky arrogant tony stark too, like its been so long that he just really showed the basic bitches what hes worth.  i want that in infinity war “my sunglasses are worth more than your life insurance, sit down barton.”

[astroe]

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

[a-trans-comic-by-me]

[theweirdwideweb]

[obscurebutnotreally]

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[thisistemporaryiguess]

Lmao at this lesbian cable worker who said this right in front of Dick Cheney when fixing his internet. What a hero.

[little-messs]

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

this look is a fucking disaster. and i can say that cause gaud blocked me. if you’re going to act as a greedy god towards your following of 13 year olds AT LEAST dress for it. imagine having that haircut in daily life? couldn’t be me. they look like one of my mom’s distant friends that would start a go fund me for their trip to paris.

[krzskhgjzhgjhdljzhgusyhyqafasfa]

there’s just so much to unpack here. the kimono, mcdonalds fried hair, stealing art, asking minors for money to eat CRAYONS and then using it to buy champagne instead of paying rent… throw the whole package away

[cirrates]

anyone else have the constant urge to say gay rights in response to everything

[cirrates]

cookie dough: [turns out well]

me: wow…………gay rights

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

This post is gay rights

[cortoony-art]

porygotchi

[turing-tested]

anyone else remember in highschool being forced to attend a fake drunk driving scene complete with ambulances pulling in and pronouncing your classmate dead and putting him in a body bag and taking him away while his girlfriend sobs and then the subsequent funeral with pamphlets and his girlfriend giving the eulogy or no

[qvackjack]

no?? what the fuck kind of school did you go to?

[turing-tested]

an american one

[turing-tested]

all the notes on this post are either “what the fuck” or “yeah my school did that too lmao”

[harmonic-motion]

[xtec]

I’M OUT

[blackpyrefly]

love the implication here that just by saying a scientific formula you cause something to happen like an arcane incantation

[ann-s0lo]