[jhonnysanchez]

Ok but I fucking love this thingy thing

WHEN YOU GIVE A LIKE A PUMPKIN APPEARS 🎃

[jhonnysanchez]

I FREAKING LOVE WHEN THEY DO THAT

[jhonnysanchez]

Lol i freakin love this

[blowfly-ziggy]

everything would be so much better if slenderman was real

[jhonnysanchez]

THEY MOVE AROUND ALL MY FUNNY BUTTONS

You can't just go to someone's home and move around they furniture

Wth is wrong with y'all

[brocks-spare-drying-pan]

[zybilna]

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[crackheadgremlin-deactivated202]

its not a book nor banned but honestly? unknown stories or those cherished by few are also important so here.

Also adding a couple of my favorites! Long Forgotten God and the kindergarten class

Angels and Demons accidental sandwich

[snakebites-and-ink]

May I add:

45. Intergalactic Red Cross

46. Being Villagers

47. The monster under the fridge

48. Humans are the only species with a concept of vengeance

49. The Blue Key

50. Different stories resonate with different people comic

51. Whalefall horror comic

52. The Fox God comic

53. The Stone of Possibility

54. Worthless War

[snakebites-and-ink]

Wait I have more: (including many from the notes)

55. A Pool in the Heart of the Forest (comic)

56. I am asking you to endure it anyway

57. You Help Kill Heroes

58. The witch who raised herself

59. My pilot is good

60. Hsthete (comic)

61. Variations on the Frog and the Scorpion

62. The monster under the bed

63. Cleric slamming healing spells (microstory)

64. The Priest of Arepo

65. The Villain Wrangler

66. Old Gods vs Aliens

67. Last Contact

68. Dragon on a farm

69. Antler Guy

70. Bakery with mythical customers

71. ‘Port

72. The king prophesied to defeat evil

73. The Night Gentlemen

74. In love with a sphynx

75. A fae asks for your name

76. Once their home

77. When you die in the ocean (comic)

78. Toad Words

79. Kisses and Curses (comic)

80. And the Heavens Wept

Also “tumblr storytime” is such a cute thing to call it

[snakebites-and-ink]

And replacements for the broken links:

7. My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

20. Faceblind Prince Charming

21. Humans are unstoppable…Until they aren’t

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[eatalotofdirt]

It’s extremely important that you listen to this with the sound on

[lapt0pp]

how to grow the fuck up

[friendliness]

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn $50-$100 by taking surveys

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

54 ways to save money

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

how to prevent a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

rights when cops pull you over

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

choosing a major

job interview tips

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ultimate packing list

traveling when you have no money 

best way to pack a suitcase

how to apply for a passport

how to make a travel budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

ways to get better at asking for help

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

reasons to stay alive

small daily goals

[eatingdisorderssuck01]

Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

[mxdragonturtle]

Ima need this eventually

[ace-lost-in-motherfucking-space]

same fam.

[angelmavmurdock]

reblogging so i have it for when i leave school in a year yessir

[the-haiku-bot]

reblogging so i

have it for when i leave school

in a year yessir

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

will need this in future

[littlebeanprotector]

I might even need some of these now

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Helpful on 1,111 days left

[jhonnysanchez]

@ufo-offical Whenever I come here, I find a vast variety of posts and suddenly there's this beautiful account.

It doesn't matter what the post is about, it is always there.

And I think that it's so beautiful

Like

You don't understand how magical is to be reading something and suddenly there is an UFO fying past

I REALLY love you UFO fying past

[frogmood]

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

[rainstormyday]

and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

[ink-the-artist]

My Local Gas Station

[ratfuck]

[sharkflan]

can’t stop picking my lip :o)

[raddagher]

some artists are just extremely capable of capturing emotions that elude the english language

[jupiterbluejay]

Who burnt down Jay’s apartment

Alex

Tim

Secret third option

Voting ended onJan 3

curious as to what the majority thinks cuz i always thought it was alex but i’ve now seen a few instances where people say it was tim/masky

[vero-lynn]

I think it's funny that there's a full ass report being said that it was an accident that some woman started and that the fire took down almost the entire building but the way Jay talks about it gaslights people into thinking it was his "stalkers" 😭😭😭😭😭 I just think it's genuinely so so funny.

Not saying the HCs are dumb or stupid, but it really makes you stop and think about Jay's mental health at that point. Everything felt like a personal attack ON HIM. The report lady says it all clearly.

It couldn't have been Alex because.. come on. He's been away for 3 years, is he really going to come back just to burn down Jay's apartment?? Did he pay a random lady to say SHE started the fire on accident?? 😭 I know he burns down Tim's house later on but idk ..

Also it being masky is even funnier to me, he's just doing stuff shits and giggles huh.. I don't think his goal would have been to cause harm to jay at any point this early on so .. mmm

I always liked the fire being an accident and that it showcased Jay's paranoia being SO BAD he thinks someone is after him so he starts moving around.

[jupiterbluejay]

oh yo i didn’t even know about it being confirmed some random lady started it. i know there was a news report on it but i have no memory of that being stated for some reason. i need to rewatch the entry cuz maybe i just missed that being said. (been a Hot Second since i last actually paid attention to that entry (ie not just having it on in the bg) so maybe i’m just misremembering)

[vero-lynn]

YEAH, IT STARTED AT A RANDOM WOMAN'S APARTMENT IT'S SO FUNNY.

[jhonnysanchez]

I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS ALEX OMFG

[books-beer-boardgames]

Annual reblog of the liminal spacemas from instachaz

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[zobb]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[qoti]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[shojo]

Happy Christmas Adam everyone