I love to imagine and create

Whump blog, mainly. I'm mediocre at tagging stuff so proceed at your own discretion. He/Him. Adult. Literally nocturnal. Sometimes socially awkward so I apologize in advance for that. Heads up, ads on my blog are not endorsed by me, they come from tumblr. See my masterpost for blog info and navigation. If this is your first time visiting my blog, I suggest you start here. DO NOT SCRAPE OR GIVE MY WORK TO AI/LLMS/ETC. IN ANY WAY! DO NOT ASK FOR DONATIONS IN MY INBOX/MENTIONS UNLESS YOU'RE SOMEONE I ALREADY KNOW. Strangers who do this will be blocked and reported as spam on sight.

[snakebites-and-ink]

🐍 Snakebites-and-Ink Master Masterlist 🖋️

INFO

Welcome

About me + my blog

Guidelines/policies

CWs

Old masterposts: 1 2

OTHER PROFILES

My Ko-fi (virtual tip jar)

My whump-writing-focused sideblog: @snakewrites-and-ink

My event-hosting sideblog: @snakes-events-blog

My goblin (fediverse)

My Wafrn (also fediverse)

My Pillowfort

MY WRITING

✔=Completed | ◐=In progress | ◼=On hold On hiatus from series and miniseries until further notice

Series

⚡ Technically Not Human (working title) ◐ Nolan signs away his freedom and goes to an institution that trains superhumans to serve the highest bidder.

🖱️ Asher the IT Pet ✔ What if someone who was legally a pet were allowed to have a life like a free person?

🤕 Whumper-turned-Caretaker CYOA ✔ What it says on the tin.

Miniseries

♒ Living Weapon Aquarius ◐

🔊 Hero Brainwashed to Villain's Living Weapon ✔

🪶 Sky's the Limit ◼

🦹 Hero Villain Amnesia interactive ◼

🐝 Separate ✔

Events & Collections

❄️ Whumpuary 2024

🎄 Whumpmas in July 2024

🍉 Augusnippets 2024

🎃 Whumptober 2024

🍂 Whumptember 2023 (retroactive)

🌹 Febuwhump 2025 (retroactive)

🌩️ Whumperless Whump Event 2025 (minidrabbles)

☀️ June of Doom + August of Whump Combo Event

✒️ 5 sentence fics + May 2024 challenges

Drabbles/Standalones

✒ Pet Whumpee + Broken Dish

✒ Recovering Clone Whumpee

✒ Already Trained

✒ Reluctant Whumper Whumpee

✒ Irresistible

✒ The Psychic's Revenge

✒ Hypnotic Caretaker

✒ Emerald Jewel Wasp-Inspired Whump

✒ Tangled in Thorns

✒ Doppelgänger

✒ Affectionate handler + living weapon

✒ Everything is Fine

✒ Villain being "redeemed"

✒ Work injury caretaking

✒ Caretaker Made Whumper

✒ Vigilante's Recognition

✒ Wish Granted

✒ Russian Roulette

✒ Pet Caretaking

✒ Russian Roulette Interactive (unrelated to other Russian Roulette drabble)

OTHER STUFF

Tags

My blog’s main tags

Curating your experience

My whump prompts! (and the like)

Ongoing games/events

Slowly chipping away at a new whump cyoa...

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Happy 1st birthday to this post

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Two years...

[shaudo-of-a-doubt]

For a terminal disease it sure is taking its time.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Don't worry it'll get me eventually.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Three years of terminal worldbuilder's disease

[catchymemes]

They’re putting the stickers

[captainclickycat]

It’s not the traditional format but I still feel like there’s a children’s hospital joke to be made somewhere here

[dragongirlteeth]

Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

[anormaladn]

Her princess is a little special but she'll keep her around.

[dragongirlteeth]

WHUH??? THIS IS SO CUTE???

[snakebites-and-ink]

When a character with some sort of medical background is dangerously sick or injured, and they're definitely not in any state to treat themself but on autopilot they start listing out their symptoms in clinical language. Like they can't help but fall back on the familiar routine instead of processing the implications

[snakebites-and-ink]

Bonus if they're struggling to get the words out between gasps of pain/laboured breathing, or better yet mumbling because they're out of it

[snakebites-and-ink]

When a character with some sort of medical background is dangerously sick or injured, and they're definitely not in any state to treat themself but on autopilot they start listing out their symptoms in clinical language. Like they can't help but fall back on the familiar routine instead of processing the implications

[gaslit-dipshits]

[appalachian-werewolf]

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Follow the money behind America's data center boom. Track 2,300+ projects, PAC spending, and the politicians who sign off on it.

[reasonsforhope]

Reasons for hope: Lots of amazing people did a ton of work to make this fantastic, fully interactive resource available - because no matter how bleak things seem, there are millions, and millions of people doing everything they can to protect both the world and their own communities.

You can use this to view and subscribe to updates, project statuses, and for at least some of them even whole dossiers. This is an amazing resource, I highly recommend checking it out

[wizardarchetypes]

when i was a little kid (age 8 and on) i had 3 veryyy intense special interests i constantly infodumped about to anyone who gave me the time of day. these were:

The Bubonic Plague

Vampire Folklore

Tree frogs.

So as you can imagine my mom spent many years prepping me for social outings by doing a call-and-response litany with me that went "let's focus on tree frogs tonight. let's tell people about tree frogs."

[whumpshaped]

Discarded 3

masterlist

content: second person pov, choose your own adventure, living weapon whump, living weapon whumpee, bodymod, comfort, conditioned whumpee

You hesitate a few seconds more, options running through your mind. You could just refuse. Or snap at her to stop trying to get information out of you. Even attack her— no, that doesn't seem right at all. You could run? But in your condition, she might catch up to you.

You eventually reach out, gingerly taking the tissue. What's the harm in a single tissue?

The stranger smiles at you. "There," she says, satisfied that you took her peace offering. "It's gonna be okay. My name is Winifred. Everyone just calls me Freddie. What's your name?"

So the interrogation continues. Your 'name' is #064. But you obviously can't tell outsiders that. Weapons who were good enough to take on outside missions got code names, normal, outside names they could be called by to avoid suspicion. You never reached that stage, so you never got a fake name.

You could always come up with one on the spot. Something unassuming.

No, this woman — Freddie — has no business prying like that. Just because you have been thrown out, doesn't mean you're suddenly ready to throw the whole organisation under the bus. They're your family. Your estranged family.

So you avoid her gaze and gently blow your nose. The tissue comes away bloody. Everything hurts. You don't feel like talking.

But Freddie doesn't get tired of waiting for a response. She stays like that, crouched down, intently searching your face. She seems to find something of interest.

"Your eye," she says quietly. "Your left eye. Why is it... Is that a fake eye? It's... red. I've never seen anyone with..."

Great. She spotted another one of your body-modifications: your prosthetic eye that functions as a built-in heat camera. Now you really have to change the subject. Or maybe not. Maybe if you stick to not talking, she'll just give up.

What to do?

Tell her your real name.

Come up with a fake name.

Don't talk.

Attack.

Run.

Remaining time: 3 hours 14 minutes

~

tags: @whumpsday @itsleelove @whomeilikewhump @rooksshinies @hooked-to-an-iv @snakebites-and-ink @softvampirewhump @wlw-whump @painwithoutplot @purriousity-loves-the-cat @half-duck

[fabled-whump]

Captive living weapon whumpee: You think you can bribe me with fancy food and rest and this blanket? I’m not that soft. I’ll never tell you anything!

Caretaker: …This is standard humane treatment for POWs. As required by international law?

LWW: I’ll never break

[questions-about-blorbos]

Which of these is most likely to fix your Blorbo?

I could fix them

Approval and validation could fix them

Being at their lowest could fix them

Fear could fix them

Pain and torture could fix them

Jail time / being imprisoned could fix them

Gay sex could fix them

Puppies could fix them

Therapy could fix them

Being an inpatient in a mental asylum could fix them

An ice pick lobotomy could fix them

Love, forgiveness, patience and affection could fix them

Remaining time: 1 day 6 hours

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[whumpshaped]

Discarded 2

masterlist

content: second person pov, choose your own adventure, living weapon whump, living weapon whumpee, past trauma, conditioned whumpee

The words get caught in your throat. You break down further. It hurts, crying so violently with a broken nose and aching face. She looks like she immediately regretted approaching you.

"Oh my, oh my, I'm sorry," she says with something in her voice you haven't heard in ages. Empathy. "I didn't mean to upset you. Are you... Are you okay? Dumb question. Clearly not. Do you have somewhere to stay? Did they lock you out?"

You can't answer. The tears just come and come, one after the other, snot and blood dripping down your face. You sit — collapse, more like — on the ground, hiding your ugly face behind your hands. You can't talk to her about the facility. You don't know for sure, but you're pretty confident it'd be a death sentence.

The woman approaches further. Slowly, like she's approaching a feral stray cat. "Here," she says, and you look up. She's holding out a tissue.

You shouldn't accept it. You shouldn't accept anything from outsiders. You don't move, but she doesn't get tired of holding it out for you, in case you change your mind.

A minute passes. She sighs and crouches to be at eye-level with you. She reaches out and you squeeze your eyes shut, expecting to be hurt further, but instead, she gently dabs your tears away with the tissue.

"I'm not going to hurt you," she says, as if reading your mind. "Please, take it."

What business does she have, trying to butter you up like this? She mentioned wanting to find out more about the facility. She must be the enemy you've been warned of while you were still in there — hostile outsiders who just want to bring the whole thing down. But she doesn't look hostile. She looks worried.

Accept the tissue.

Refuse the tissue.

Snap at her.

Attack her.

Run.

Voting ended onJul 2

~

tags: @whumpsday @itsleelove @whomeilikewhump @rooksshinies @hooked-to-an-iv @snakebites-and-ink @softvampirewhump @wlw-whump @painwithoutplot @purriousity-loves-the-cat

[snakebites-and-ink]

INTERNATIONAL POLYCHAETE DAY AGAIN BEHOLD THE BOBBIT WORM/SAND STRIKER WORM

[snakebites-and-ink]

I've seen sex-averse vs sex-repulsed conceptualized several different ways. And while I don't think any one way is necessarily wrong or right I am curious which is the most common.

Aces, what do you consider the difference between sex averse and sex repulsed?

None/wording only; they're fully interchangeable/down to individual preference

Intensity; repulsed is stronger, averse is milder

Scope;repulsed include sex in abstract/3rd person,aversion only if self involved

Flavor; repulsed involves feeling disgust, aversion some other reason for avoid

The terms imply all of the above simultaneously

I distinguish between them some other way (share in the notes please?)

I have no idea man/results

Allosexual button

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

Longer versions of answers because of that character limit:

None/wording only: they're fully interchangeable, or only distinguished by which an individual prefers to use

Intensity: repulsed is stronger, more intense, or more extreme; averse is milder, less intense, or more moderate

Scope: repulsed includes a negative/unpleasant response to sex in any context including abstract/fiction/other people/etc.; aversion only includes a negative/unpleasant response to sex involving one's own self

Flavor: repulsed involves feeling disgust or a visceral reaction, aversion covers other reasons for avoiding sex

The terms imply all of the above simultaneously, and all of these things should be considered when determining which term is appropriate

...

[mlpoutofcontext]

[0ryza13]

And wouldn't you know, Tumblr's FAQ says this type of reach-out is a known scam. This has been your PSA.

[0ryza13]

By the way folks;

Report under "other", select "scam", paste in their url and write up the details of the scam. I had this scam yesterday and the account that messaged me has already been taken down because I filled out a proper scam report instead of just hitting the "report spam" button like I do for most bots.

Stunningly effective.

[spoiledblogif]

This one's going around again guys

[wishiwaskidnapped]

whumpees who:

offer their hands to be tied up

kneel down to take punishment

never beg to let them go/to untie them

are not afraid of showing their emotions during the torture

talk too much and then shut up when they told to

little masochistic/submissive

touch starving

yes they're my favourite