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[jibjibs]

Why does my brain come up with reddit posts while I’m dreaming? I’m not even talking about funny ideas but genuine reddit posts and subsequent comments about the most inane shit that isn’t even true.

My brain invented a post that said there’s plot holes in Back to the Future 3 because the events of the film were compressed into a single day rather than the several days of the comic.

I’ve seen BttF 3 like one time but I’m pretty sure there’s no comic it’s based on.

[jibjibs]

Did anyone else not realise that Amy Dallon is 17 at canon start?

I always assumed she was Taylor’s age. Clockblocker being older than Dean always fucks with me as well.

[lakesbian]

iirc the age math/ranges for both victoria and amy are actually contradictory and don't make senseif you look too close. amy is a normal 15 or 16 or 17 year old girl

[jibjibs]

Is this the Vicky, Amy, Missy trigger timelines? I can’t pretend I understand that. Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey.

Wiki says 17 which immediately smushed my 15/16 mental image.

[jibjibs]

Did anyone else not realise that Amy Dallon is 17 at canon start?

I always assumed she was Taylor’s age. Clockblocker being older than Dean always fucks with me as well.

[jibjibs]

It’s not brought up much but Manpower is like seven feet tall. How on Earth did this man keep a secret identity before New Wave went public?

I assume he’s built like Kingpin from Spiderverse

[jibjibs]

Vampires are bourgeoisie.

Separated from human society while constantly relying on them.

Sees themselves as exceptional and deserving of elevation over the masses.

Range from very beautiful to very ugly with little in between.

Live in huge mansions attained through generational wealth.

Not going to heaven.

[junebugtwin]

:/ my hand slipped

[jibjibs]

Somehow Taylor looks dorky, Rachel looks cute and Alec looks like he’s played Security Breach.

Amazing

[prokopetz]

Two-syllable compound verbs starting with "g" that didn't make the cut:

gainsay

gatecrash

ghostwrite

globetrot

goalkeep

gunfight

[darthpseudonym]

"Gainsay, ghostwrite, gunfight" has a really good rhythm to it, though.

[prokopetz]

I need someone to show me the character this could reasonably describe.

[cpericardium]

strange ward thing

It's weird that everyone in Cauldron, a conspiracy kept secret for decades, has such loose lips about Contessa's birth name. Like sure maybe Contessa told Number Man at some point (and Custo overheard). But then he goes blabbing it to Citrine??? And Legend somehow knows even though he didn't know about the alien in the basement??? The gossip at the interdimensional watercooler gets wild, man.

[victoriadallonfan]

Contessa doing this actually makes a sort of sense, considering how Number Man talked to Citrine about her as though Contessa was on vacation.

Like, she gets the gang together and they are all scared shitless about what she is gonna say (except NM because he’s a real one), and then she’s just like, “Well, I think I’m gonna head out after I shoot the bug nerd. Let me give you a quick rundown before I ditch y’all.”

[jibjibs]

I mean, what is knowing her name gonna change? I don’t think we’re 100% on her home universe so it’s not like anyone could find her home or anything (regardless of its current state). Not like anyone could really fact check her name either.

I think it’d be funny if her birth name was like ‘Drusilda’ or something and becoming a universe hopping cape was the perfect chance/excuse to change it.

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

[jibjibs]

You’re right. We gotta Put off, procrastinate, Paracetamol this bitch.

Perchance

[stilllons-deactivated20230310]

love those little videos where they make elden ring bosses fight random enemies. big fan of watching malenia win.

[stilllons-deactivated20230310]

"can any boss survive 50 wretched fuckers" yes, my girl blade of miquella can

[jibjibs]

Heh I remember DS3 ones and they were always super close. It’s kinda funny how there’s no official way to get this cool shit to happen.

[incorrect-wormquotes]

Legend: Hey guys what's going in h- [sees the flayed corpse of god] ohhhh fuck. Oh shit

[jibjibs]

They should make a Seinfeldlike but it’s Cauldron characters. It’s Always Sunny at Cauldron HQ

[txttletale]

doctor mother trying desperately to save herself as the case 53s close in: so first of all the vials dont even do anything your boidies just did that. its called puberty. second of all

[nonplatonicsubtext]

dr mother voice are you guys mad at me I feel like you might be mad at me

[jibjibs]

*Realisation*

I may have Gaslight Gatekeep Girlbossed a little close to the sun

[cpericardium]

an extra hour