Jibjuck

memes and feminism

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when u stand w ur hands Like That

rebolg if u agree

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

[thegravelbro]

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

[bryanrl]

A visual representation of the US's new unemployment claims over the years, for better context of the past month.

[insomniac-arrest]

2020 is the year of the rat

rat

! rats

rat rat

RAAATS

ratatouille

A GOOD RAT!!

YEAR OF THE RAT!!

2020

[niuniente]

CAT by  By 九米 / Zhaobangni (1631123)

[readableporn]

And when I say I lost my shit–and by all lost gods did I– I mean it.

[lamardeuse]

this is fucking genius

[insomniac-arrest]

2020 is the year of the rat

rat

! rats

rat rat

RAAATS

ratatouille

A GOOD RAT!!

YEAR OF THE RAT!!

2020

[graphrofberk]

[generalhofferson]

How To Train Your Dragon: 

How To Train Your Dragon 2:

The entire franchise:

[the-glass-dragon]

[fatherwildlife]

[thedarkestlavender]

Just hangin’ out with the amphibois

[opalcrow]

[odinsblog]

Black man arrested for the crime of *checks notes* illegally eating.

[mjalti]

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

[dogrocks]

watching supernanny is so surreal because it's like my cat from hell where 99.9% of the time it's always the parents fucking up and never the kids as they're just abiding by how they've been raised

[dogrocks]

parents: my children are spawns of satan, every day i wake up to them screaming and running around the home where they're always knocking shit over and causing a mess. they are so rude and they never calm down and we're on our last legs because we want a divorce because of them

supernanny: do they have any toys?

parents: do they have any what

[this-dude-over-here]

parents: my kids disrespect me all the time and don't listen to a single thing I say and I've tried everything to fix it but none of it has worked, you're our last hope supernanny

supernanny: do you ever spend time with them, listen to them, talk to them or show interest in their lives at all?

parents: no why would I do that

[priboltao]

I once whatched an episode of supernanny (we had a Brazilian version) and the dad was PISSED at supernanny for saying he couldn’t hit his kids because “I was raised like that and turned out just fine” and she dead ass looked him in the eye and asked “do you resent your parents? Do you love and trust them? Did you always tell them the truth and counted on them, or did you hide things from them in fear of their response?” and when he was like”... well, that’s just how parents and kids go” she was like “no, it isn’t. Do you really want your children to live like that? Do you want your kids to respect you or do you want them to trust you?” and that guy B R O K E

[niuniente]

ASOHSFDF THE COMMENTARY IS KILLING ME 

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[quacktracks]

People, my roommates’ cat is precious and pathetic. I love her.

[lazorsandparadox]

Very happy cat!

[fuzipenguin]

I love the ‘fuck you’ tail. No one ever believes me when I say they can do that. I have one cat who does this to me all the time, lol!