thats how the cookie crumbles

hi. 18+. I post about batman and hockey, among other things.

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[krambee]

noonoo….

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[this-dude-over-here]

when you have a crush on a real person and imagine a life with them, people show up to your house with guns to shoot you for making RPF

[this-dude-over-here]

Batman sequel delayed again

[rosecrystal]

This amount of individualism is exactly whats gonna kill us all btw

[ashintheairlikesnow]

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

[fibrefox]

Paused King of the Hill on an interesting frame

[xintract]

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[puyopuyo]

sorry man, i just looked that movie up on doestheantdie.com and...let's just watch something else, ok?

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Don't accept rotten food from anyone

I know you all think its so simple

[64mpg]

[hourlycatphotos]

[sailatina3]

Been getting into the 🦭 emoji

[europe-abolitionist]

and she's real too

[moonchild-nissa]

Visiting the boyfriend

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[vedurnan]

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[daco-showman]

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

[such-justice-wow]

Seal baptism