Jiccup

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[jiccupintheflesh]

I need the parkner ship injected into my veins, im so addicted I cannot get enough. Ever.

[teddytheartist]

parkner beign soft is just my dopamine hit of the week

[c0pixs]

“you gonna kiss me, parker?”

“im working on it, keener.”

[archerinthevents]

ITS GORGEOUS ITS GORGEOUS ITS GORGEOUS AHHHH

[teddytheartist]

Tony CANNOT stand them ,,, they don’t care lol.

(He loves them both very very much, also he wants their make out sessions to remain outside of his immediate vicinity at ALL times yay)

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[harleyification]

Boys Will Be Boys ✨

[leeminhoknowsweknow]

Actually Harley being the only reason Peter clean his wounds as soon as he gets home is the epitome of domesticity

[jiccupintheflesh]

Excuse me barmaid, im afraid you've brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with BEEFY arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fishbone.

[archerinthevents]

I find it really funny that my first fandom was Miraculous Ladybug and now one of my favorite tropes is the superhero love square that isn't really a love square. In related news, I need a dozen Parkner/Spiderlad love square fics on my desk by Tuesday. Please.

[thompsborn]

anyways sometimes i think about high school age parkner long distance friends/boyfriends with peter's daily update texts to harley before harley knows about spider-man

peter: late to school again

harley: bus?

peter: no. goblins.

harley: what the fuck

-

peter: [selfie of burnt off eyebrows]

peter: lost a fight

harley: ??? against a fucking bottle of nair???

peter: sure

harley: what do you mean SURE

peter: 😇

-

harley: wanna call later? i need to study for a test or i might die

peter: can't i drank poison

harley: lol what

peter: poison

peter: i drank poison

-

peter: wanna fly to ny and sign my casts

harley: what did you break?

peter: both legs and a wrist

peter: oh my neck

peter: lightly

harley: your NECK????

peter: a little bit yeah

harley: i don't understand you at all

[jiccupintheflesh]

I have a desperate need for fics like this.

[raynetheinsane]

parkner rivals to lovers is god truest creation

[hurtspideyparker]

Harley: You can't tell anyone, but I really like Peter

Tony: Oh? Like...

Harley: Romantically you buffon. Get with the program, everyone's gay now

Tony: That's not what I meant but okay. I just thought you guys didn't get along

Harley: Why on Earth would you think that?

— *Ten minutes earlier* —

Peter: Mr. Stark I think Harley hates me

Tony: I'm sure he just—

Peter: He keeps calling me mean names, and punching me in the shoulder, and making fun of me for being clumsy or ugly or just tying my shoes weird. I think he's homophobic too, he keeps saying "what are you, gay?" in this aggressive tone

— *Present time* —

Harley: It's called flirting! Being mean is my love language

Tony: Okay well TELL HIM THAT. I can't stand his sad little puppy dog eyes whenever you enter the room

Harley: But then he'll know I like him...

Tony: *exhausted father noises*

[jiccupintheflesh]

This is canon i fear

[b0ltzzs]

Irondad trio but none of them really HAD a dad, so they’re all just messed up.

[b0ltzzs]

[jiccupintheflesh]

Im SO pissed rn. I was having a GREAT time reading Homecoming (by deadvinesandfanfics love u Tori) and now I have to go to WORK. THIS IS BIPHOBIC, PARKNERPHOBIC AND JICCUPPHOBIC. BLASPHEMY IS WHAT IT IS. ATROCIOUS!!!

[jiccupintheflesh]

I fucking love toast. What absolute madlad took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again." unreal. UNREAL.

[mossker]

i had this fic idea that i can’t actually work out but i love this kind of humour so here’s what i wanted it to be:

the entire team having breakfast together, peter walking into the kitchen and sliding into a seat opposite bucky who just smirks

peter: what?

bucky: *shrugs*

peter: stop staring at me then

bucky: *raises eyebrow, rolls eyes*

peter: *glares*

tony: why the fuck is it so tense over there?

peter: i don’t know, bucky-

harley: *walks in* hey guys why’s it so quiet?

tony: because bucky and peter over there made it tense

peter: *shaking his head at bucky who is grinning mischievously* don’t you fucking dare bucky

bucky: peter-

peter: i’ll kill you, barnes

bucky: harley, are you okay? you look sick. you have some sort of rash on your neck

peter: *punches bucky’s non metal arm*

tony: keener, why do you have hickeys? when did you even have time to go anywhere and meet someone?

harley: they’re just bug bites

bucky: *snorts*

nat: *grimaces*

clint: oh ew, peter i thought you were supposed to be innocent

tony: oh gross what the fuck

peter: i’m never coming to a team meal again i hate you all. and fuck you harley

harley: aw but babe, i thought it was my turn to fuck you

the entire team: *throw random items at harley, groaning and complaining*

harley: *laughing, chasing after peter and ignoring everyone else*

[alyon-was-here]

its always a great day to read parkner

raining? read parkner fics. pissed off? read parkner fics. depressed? parkner. bad day? parkner. great day? parkner.