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eyeneversleep

I need this AU or just a fic where they have to get dressed up for a conference or wedding or something.❤️❤️❤️

beemovieerotica

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

sea-salted-wolverine

Hey. Heyhey. Do me a favor real quick.

If you don't already know you have issues doing so, squat down real quick. Bend your knees all the way and touch the floor. Just make sure you can do it. Okay? For me? And then stand up all the way and make sure you can balance on one foot.

Like. You don't need to blow it into some huge thing. Just. Make sure all your bits and peices still work the way you think they do.

sea-salted-wolverine

Can you turn your head to look behind you without twisting your shoulders? What about standing on your toes? If you sit down on the floor can you get back up without using your hands?

If there was ever a tumblr post worth sending to your mom, it's this one.

Just saying, bodies are a use it or lose it kinda thing.

sea-salted-wolverine

okay so every time I see this post crop back up in queues and notifications I end up thinking about it. Because I made the post and even I'm still doing the thing where I read the post about maintaining range of motion in my delicate meatsuit and I nod and hmm and think yeah that's a good idea and then dont move from where I'm curled up shrimp style staring at the nightmare rectangle.

So like. Thinking real hard about moving doesn't count as moving. Major bummer. Anyways. Joints.

muffinlance

If your answer to any of those was "no", I cannot emphasize enough that this isn't just "bummer, guess it's gone forever". You can get that mobility back, it is actually very achievable with the right modifications for your level!

This is the very simple "starting from zero muscles" program I followed, highly recommend it or something similar:

Explore our hybrid calisthenics programs to build strength, muscle, and help lose fat with adaptable routines for all fitness levels. Achiev

@hybridcalisthenics

jidangao

I am someone who detest exercising since childhood, due to my mother always pointing out my weight and telling me to run (i am not even that heavy, for reference I was 163cm and 65kg back then). Fast forward to college, i can barely run 200m without wanting to faint. And my weight keeps going up due to food being my escape. I keep having back pain and shoulder pain every time I wake up.

A couple of years ago, while doing my masters I decided to get serious and hire a PT. Now even though I am still "fat", I can shoulder press 20kg dumbells and squat 150kg. I can run 2km without wanting to die. I still eat whatever I want, that's why I can't really get "skinny", but muscle mass makes out for all of it.

It's all fixable, you just gotta lock in. 2026 second half resolution, let's go.

reject-tiefling

A family

generatorkitty

i would like to order a number 13 jaytim with a side of angst and gratuitous hugging please and thank you <3

13. “Did you really think I’d leave?”

“Don’t you fucking do this!”

Tim pounded his fists down on Jason’s still chest. Again and again, each hit coupled by a cry, hardly human sounding at all.

“Not again,” Tim yelled. “You aren’t leaving again, Jason. You. Are. NOT.”

Ripping open a pouch of his belt, Tim took out a plastic package. He fumbled to open it, the blood on his hands making everything slippery yet sticky. Finally the needle fell out and Tim gripped it firmly holding his fist raised above Jason’s chest.

“Going Pulp Fiction on you, you better fucking come back.”

Tim held his breath, one, two, and- Tim never believed in making it to three so- he stabbed the needle in, pushing down on the plunger and emptying the liquid adrenaline straight into Jason’s heart.

The next few seconds were the most agonizing moments of Tim’s life.

Suddenly, Jason opened his eyes, gasping breath like he’d never get enough.

Tim slumped against the brick wall behind him, hand going loose to let the needle roll away. Far away.

“Tim?” Jason reached out for him. “Tim, what- what happened?”

“Fuck you.”

“What?”

“You. Jason, you almost-”

Tim dropped his head in his hands.

Coughing, Jason tried to sit upright. He couldn’t manage it and instead crawled over to Tim. “Baby, please. I’m here, okay?”

“You can’t do that again,” Tim said weakly, uncovering his face. “You can’t leave me again. Or Bruce or Dick, everyone.”

Jason reached out and Tim fell into him.

Running a shaky hand down Tim’s sweat soaked hair, Jason kissed his temple. “Did you really think I would leave you?”

Tim made a small whiney sound.

“I’m sorry I scared you, Tim. I’m here.”

strange-birb

Typical night of patrol lol

Based off of a post by @oh23

lisholoz

Discussed how funny it would be if Slade had no idea Jason was Red Hood before hooking up with him

vamtres

I knew the moment I saw Dilf Jason, I had to draw him w Slade

Nsfw under cut

lisholoz

lingi-15

rentloweringshots

A concept: anyone that dated Jason Todd, had a messy fight and subsequent “break”, finds out later that he slept with their dad immediately afterwards. Rose is pissed off but not exactly suprised. Roy punches Oliver the next time he sees him. Dick has a full on conniption.

Jason: Yeah well I fucked your dad.

Dick: He’s you’re dad too!

Jason: He certainly made me call him Daddy.

Dick: *incoherent screaming*