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Quick sketch of Mafia Boss! Dazai and ADA Boss! Kunikida Please don’t blame me!! BLAME HER > @nenufair (even though i helped a little)

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BSD rarepair week day 3: pickup lines

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I was thinking about them…

kunikidazai-appreciation

Mess with them you die

spceboy

wait, is…. is taika waititi straight?

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JEFF GOLDBLOOM IS STRAIGHT????????

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Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

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Steve comes back from his morning run which was pleasant and he discovered a farmer’s market on the way he bought some fresh asparagus that he’s going to make for lunch. He texts this good news to Sharon because no one who actually live with him in his apartment is going to care about his morning.

“Morning,” Steve says to Sam who is sitting on the couch staring at his laptop with a concentration Steve associates with life or death mission planning. “What are you watching?”

“Turtle sex videos,” Sam replies.

Steve sips his coffee. After a moment he says, “Can I ask why?”

Sam doesn’t take his eyes off the screen. “Gotta get better.” Then with a little wrinkle of concentration between his eyebrows, he emits a short grunt that’s somehow horny, weary, and bored at the same time.

“Sounds fun,” Steve says and walks off to the kitchen. Bucky is there, ready the newspaper which he holds with his flesh hand. The metal one is stuck in the freezer. “Morning, Buck.”

“Morning, Steve.”

Steve puts his groceries on the table. “Any reason your arm is in the freezer?”

“Sam makes another goddamn turtle sex noise in my ear, I’m sticking my ice cold hand down his pants.”

“Makes sense,” Steve says, which it doesn’t. “I’m making asparagus and chicken for lunch.”

“I hate asparagus,” Sam shouts from the living room.

“Good, I hope you choke on it,” Bucky shouts back. And then to Steve, “I think we still have the peppers from last night if you want to add that.”

“I’m cooking for me,” Steve says. “Just me. I am the only person in this apartment who deserves food.“

Out in the living room, Sam emits a very disappointed turtle sex noise in response.

mcu-incorrect-quotes

Bucky: I owe you my life.

Sam: No thanks. I've seen it, and I'm not impressed.

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Sam: [loses Bucky in a crowd]

Sam: thank god

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infinity war spoilers

tony: youre helping Them??? after everything?? HE Killed my Parents??!!

t’challa: let us please not start this again

bucky: okay First Of All i already told you that wasnt my fault, SEcond your genius daddy turned one of the most precious metals in the World into a fucking frisbee so MAYBE he Deserved to get Merked, THird-

steve: BUCKY Be Quiet

sam: wait, let him speak. whats third?

drowninginapoolofyou

Bucky: Fist me.

Sam: I - what the fuck.

Bucky: (holds out fist for a fist bump)

Sam: Right. That's what you - right, okay - god jesus fucking chri-

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream

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THAT is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted

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I swear if this isn’t floating around on the internet I’m gonna cry

cyanideending

Oh buddy IT’S ABOUT TO BE. I am like, 98% sure this was my high school’s production and I’ve got photos and video clips like craaaazy…

Here are some fun additions… the Mechanicals were also based on the characters of The Breakfast Club (here I am below, eating an actual Captain Crunch and Pixie Stix sandwich on stage.)

…and the one on the longboard was actually our Puck - he rode it through the whole play in the background. Please note his “Forest Cafe” shirt… which we also had logos for on the cups.

…and we had both a flash mob at the end AND an interlude where myself and one of the other Fairies danced to “Sexy and I Know It” while we were cleaning up the tables at the cafe.

I will post more of this later. I have a DVD at my house and will endure cringing at myself to bring you some quality clips… there’s probably one of K eating the burrito before the start of the play, too.

@hullaballoons Here is more Ktown Lore for you

@cupcakelirry

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Here ya go kids… all 2h20m. if you make it through the whole thing once, that’s probably more times than any of the cast watched this DVD. You can probably see why. Tbh if you watch this, I am sorry in advance.

Important notes:

- Chipotle burrito makes a cameo about 30 min in,

- the end has a flash mob and a “commercial” for the Forest Cafe,

- unfortunately, the lunch scene where all the mechanicals whistle like the Breakfast Club got mostly cut for some reason?

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@vampireapologist in case you have any interest in reliving this… at the very least you can prove to any doubters that there was, in fact, a Chipotle burrito onstage.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

I cannot even fully conceptualize, much less put into words, how wild this chain of events has been.

I have dozens of posts going around that have broken 50,000 notes, and plenty that have broken 100,000.

On every single one of these posts, there are hundreds, if not thousands, of comments and tags calling me a liar and the story fake, but none so much as this post.

This post was my most doubted of all.

And you came in………

with a Two and a Half Hour Long video.

I’ll never forget this.

We have a bond forged in fire and spirit now.