Starry

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[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[jigglyballs-notclickbait]

Sorry about the urges

[m-o-n-o-c-h-r-o-m-e]

Kids these days amiright? lol

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[cosmos-writes]

he Larry on my Johnson till my Sanity Falls

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[templetv-deactivated20260211]

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

[loveridden1999]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[killxbunnyyy]

why ppl leave things in jesus hands knowing he got holes in them, is beyond me

[m31snot]

When you read fanfics till midnight and start giggling over it just to realize you don't go outside, you didn't shower yet, have to go to school, and don't socialize with others

[fishinpocket]

stories aimed at young adult/teen audiences on their way to be the most disturbing or saddening things you've ever read and be permanently ingrained into your brain

[plague-vulture]

if you held a gun to Luke's head during sex do you think he'd be into that or?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Why are some people so against onion powder and garlic powder. First of all, some of us have to cook on weeknights. Second of all, I’ve literally used fresh garlic and garlic powder in the same dish before because they have legitimate separate culinary purposes you dumbass

[obsidiancreates]

I think the reason I like 2012 more despite thinking Rise is objectively better is that 2012 has bite. 2012 has Anger Issues and Body Issues and People Not Understanding Each Other and Messiness and so much imperfect about it.

I can't turn to Rise if I wanna see someone being really fucking pissed. I turn to 2012 Raph, and watch him almost kill Casey when they first meet, and watch him be made fun of for just trying to apologize and get rightfully mad about being made fun of. 2012 has Donnie, however inconsequential the scene is in the long run, snapping at Leo for always passing the buck onto him and not even thanking him for it. 2012 has Donnie ready to fucking murder a man for trying to hurt him. 2012 has April cutting contact with them when they mutate her dad. 2012 has catharsis.

I can't relate to Rise Raph. He is sweet, and adorable, and feels the pressures of being an oldest sibling, and I can empathize with him. But I can't relate.

I can relate to 2012 Raph. I can relate to his outbursts and his regretting his outbursts and his family not respecting his boundaries and purposefully antagonizing him all the time. I can relate to Donnie needing to constantly tell Mikey to Stop and Mikey knowingly refuses to stop making him upset until Donnie explodes and then Mikey acts like the victim for it. I can relate to Raph getting mad at reasonable things and being treated like a crazy person for it.

It's so much more messy and people do things they can't explain and feel things they don't know how to verbalize and experience things they don't know how to share and I need that

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

[jigglyballs-notclickbait]

Start gnawing on the metal bars