Im getting real sick of the spider testing me sometimes.
You’re telling me I’ve got to hunt down invisible, invincible subjects, that can go as fast as my lunge??? All while I’m not allowed to break pallets???
Fuck this, I’m rigging every RBT. If I’m not allowed to have fun, no one is.
Also, the cake tastes like sawdust. I’ve watched several survivors gag when eating any of the food that I haven’t even gotten around to poisoning yet.
When are we having a chef join us, I’m tired of finding body parts in my spaghetti.


















