jillian

California, 19, pan. I make music, magic, and dad jokes.

[jillbilltookachillpill]

ATTENTION!

I moved blogs! This was a side blog and I wanted to start fresh and make myself a new personal primary blog. Same URL though!

@jillbillneedsachillpill

[africanaquarian]

Oh wow Christmas is next Tuesday? I think this is the least I’ve cared about it my whole life

[sheabutterbitch]

full of love and soft like honey

[dropovers]

Saying “my girl” is probably the cutest thing ever.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i know we’re beating a dead horse with this whole ‘2018 is never ending’ thing but the hawaii missile scare was this year

[anthonycrowleymoved]

everyone in hawaii thought they were gonna be wiped off the map less than one year ago and then we all fucking forgot because of all the bullshit that’s happened since

[depresseddisneyprincess]

gay culture is spending more time on getting a keyboard smash just right for a text than composing the actual text itself

[not4u2knowbut4u2weepandwonder]

oh yeah? kiss me about it

[dadz0ne-deactivated20190608]

[hotsoccergirl1234-remade-blog1]

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke

[coral]

It’s important that you keep your feelings and your self worth in different places because when feelings get hurt it shouldn’t change how you view yourself.

[stylishjunkdrawer]

has this been done yet

[zykova]

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege reblogging with you tonight.

[csurf]

Flirt with me wtf

[ehjaybones]

socks on Christmas

[thebootydiaries]

8 year old me: what the heck I said I wanted toys

me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold

[djsubatomic]

Visit Original Link

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[ziraseal]

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

[prospects]

[notorious-posts]

[summerplease]

Is it just me, or does this get faster and faster the longer I look at it?

[occasionally-a-lady-blog]

it DEFINITELY gets faster.

[fullof-fantasy]

Cool story: your brain takes so much longer to process this the first time you watch it, but as you continue watching it, your memory retains more and more of the scene. Thus, your brain can process it quicker and knows what to expect.

[as-seenon-tv]

I’m reblogging this because that comment made me think

[spideyjlaw]

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

[whatagrump]

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

[whatshouldntbe]

I went into this video skeptical but y’all right

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