Jill Ellis Diary Entries

Inside the diary of uswnt coach Jill Ellis.

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I am free

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Thank goodness Hinkle left because of some dumb reason, saves me from telling her she wasn’t good enough phew

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Still true

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I.... won back to back World Cups.

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It’s such a big honour to be an inspiration to so many women & little girls. Can’t count the number of times I’ve met a little girl who’s said “even I could do your job!” Truly heartwarming!

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I would like to formally apologise to Alyssa Naeher, whom I’ve never doubted and believed in 100%

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WORLD CUP FINAL INNIT

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One thing that puts us above our rivals is our immense squad depth. It is simply unmatched by any other national team— I never use it— but it’s nice to know the option is there.

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Don’t know why there are people who think we’re a distracted team at the moment just because we’re *checks notes* going to war with the president of the United States of America

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Already seeing criticism about how long I took to make subs in this game. Well EXCUSE ME for being scared shitless and freezing on the spot, I’ve only had this job for a mere 6 years.

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Dear Hope Solo,

Where are you? And I’m so sorry. I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight. I need somebody and always…

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This sick strange darkness Comes creeping on so haunting every time. And as I stared I counted The webs from all the spiders Catching things and eating their insides…

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Like indecision to call you And hear your voice of treason. Will you come home and stop this pain tonight? Stop this pain tonight…

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Don’t waste your time on me You’re already the voice inside my head. (I miss you, miss you) Don’t waste your time on me You’re already the voice inside my head. (I miss you, miss you) [3x]

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I miss you, I miss you I miss you, I miss you I miss you, I miss you I miss you, I miss you

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So anyways we’re gonna win the World Cup again

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Good result but can’t afford to keep it that close next time

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Pls never tweet me about having to put Ali on the roster anymore you all won leave me alone

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“Back in 2017, a group of veteran players unsuccessfully pushed for a coaching change in a failed coup.” 😳😳😳🍵🍵🍵

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Pls never tweet me about having to put Ali on the roster anymore you all won leave me alone

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Carli Lloyd demanded that the inspirational women’s name on her jersey be Carli Lloyd.

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Dear Hope Solo,

Where are you? And I’m so sorry. I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight. I need somebody and always…

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This sick strange darkness Comes creeping on so haunting every time. And as I stared I counted The webs from all the spiders Catching things and eating their insides…

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Like indecision to call you And hear your voice of treason. Will you come home and stop this pain tonight? Stop this pain tonight…

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Don’t waste your time on me You’re already the voice inside my head. (I miss you, miss you) Don’t waste your time on me You’re already the voice inside my head. (I miss you, miss you) [3x]

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I miss you, I miss you I miss you, I miss you I miss you, I miss you I miss you, I miss you

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Hello there The angel from my nightmare The shadow in the background of the morgue The unsuspecting victim 

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Of darkness in the valley We can live like Jack and Sally if we want Where you can always find me And we'll have Halloween on Christmas