[archae-heart-deactivated2021012]

deep blue

[badpleasures]

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[jillybottom]

here’s me trying to smoke a fry like toopoor

[jillybottom]

I WAS SUCH A BABY

[jillybottom]

I’m up to 135 and I feel so good about myself and my body I love it

[jillybottom]

I need to start taking care of myself again I’ve really let myself go wow

[blairwitchh]

goals: getting as fucked up as christine is in this video

[jillybottom]

i am christine

[okay]

[jillybottom]

finally gonna join the itty bitty titty committee

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

[jillybottom]

we are some stylish mf if i do say so myself

[chronicallycreepinginactive]

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[jillybottom]

I’m still mad that I walked over a mile to go to a Halloween party and they really tried to charge me $20 when they didn’t have any alcohol like BITCH goodbye

[lmaonade]

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

[chanelandcaviar]

[ghostgloss]

why does everyone have such strong vivid memories from 2010 associated with dynamite by taio cruz

[sleep-broken]

[jet-lag]