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hqlylightning

Len : Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Len : ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Barry : ..That took an unexpected turn-

Mick : So did their neck.

incorrectcoldflashblog

whenyouandmedance

barry who did magic tricks as a kid (he's an adhd coded theatre kid of course he fucking did) but now he has super speed and his silly sleight of hand tricks are actually undetectable now

he's getting a drink at saints and sinners before he heads over to bother len (and mick, he guesses) about joining him on a mission to deal with the meta of the week and sees some asshole pickpocket from the nice dude next to him who he's been talking to about battlestar galactica. so he bumps into him, haha clumsy barry, and pickpockets him back then puts the wallet back into battlestar galactica guy's pocket without anyone noticing.

except len, who saw all of that shit and has forgotten what he was talking about mid-sentence

incorrectcoldflashblog

Len: Me and Barry are dating

Lisa: We’ve known for ages

Len: ?? we started dating 2 days ago

Mick: the fuck were you doing before that

jesseisquick

the rogues are so fucking funny

whenyouandmedance

okay but barry having like, fifty escape plans for iron heights because while the goal has always been to exonerate his father, if henry ever hinted he wanted out…he wanted to be ready and able to help.

them having to stage a prison break with the rogues for plot reasons and barry being like well no that won’t work the pipes in that section are too thick, you want the wall behind cells 71-90. and everyone on team flash is like. what. meanwhile the rogues but in particular len and mick are sitting there with heart eyes

devilishheart

HAPPY PRIDE!

leonard-cold

mercyandmountainwater

shout out to the Flash for accidentally creating the best superhero x villain homoerotic I can save him dynamic with Captain Cold and the Flash. Joe was literally like: Barry I don’t want you having around with a nebulously older career criminal. Barry: But Daddy I love him. I can fix him. I think there’s good in smart deep down.

Snart meanwhile is doing gay supervillain like others can only dream. He’s got the nasal drawl, he has the great motivations, he has actually awesome planning skills. He is serving cunt on every diamond heist. He realized there was a super hero in his city and went alright time to become a supervillain and become his nemesis and said hero got super into it!!

cldflsh

remake of an old post of mine!! i love the idea that barry likes to mess with joe like this lol. but also he is not joking.

qlala

i love coldflash because logically both of them would freak out and immediately regret that spontaneous hookup (which they knew was a bad idea at the time, but beforehand it was a bad idea (sexy!), and afterwards it was a bad idea (jesus christ))

but the consequences of that freak out and how much it tanks them depends entirely on which one of them freaks out first

like, if len does, then he’s going to shut down and get flippant and try to leave immediately, which is going to make barry feel stupid and naive and used (the thing he’s sensitive about) and now he’s getting defensive and angry, and the entire situation devolves into barry making snappy accusations and len shutting down even further and walking out with no intention of ever touching that can of worms again

but if barry freaks out first, he starts making excuses and rambling and tripping on his own jeans as he tries to get his clothes back on and head for the exit at the same time, and that completely derails down len’s own pending freak out, because he’s a man with a one-track mind, and barry disheveled and backing toward the door just set off his prey drive

no one is leaving that situation with their pride intact enough to bail out because len is pinning barry up against the wall for round two and barry forgets every reason he shouldn’t let him as soon as he does

this is by far the more catastrophic situation btw because barry getting even a little bit invested increases the chances of len hitting his cut-and-run point in the future and causing option 1 to execute instead. except it also gives barry the leverage to ignore len’s freak out and be like “oh okay you’re a ~villain ~ again, got it. well, i’m gonna take a nap. so text me whenever you’re done with… whatever this is, and want me to blow you again” and len is extremely cranky about it. but he does

devilishheart

Len when Rip:

Len when Barry:

kathrahender

Repeat after me: Villain x Hero 👏 or 👏 Enemies to lovers 👏 ships 👏 aren't 👏 toxic 👏 because 👏 they 👏 hurt 👏 each 👏 other 👏 when 👏 they 👏 were 👏 E-N-E-M-I-E-S 👏 not 👏 when 👏 they 👏 were 👏 L-O-V-E-R-S. 👏