hex girl wannabe.

kelli. 27. she/her. icon by wingsofahonebee.

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[berkeleygirl3]

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

I would feel so insulted after such an arrogant and rude comment.

Is the shitty abominable intelligence implying my writing is ass?

Fuck you!

Good that I'm using a pre-365 Office version on all my computers.

[simon-newman]

Abominable Intelligence: "Would you like me to rewrite that for you?"

Me: "Would you like to be hit with a hammer?"

[eric-coldfire]

"Would you like me to rewri..."

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[vodkassassin]

it fucken wimdy but i’m a win-dy

[busket]

daily affirmations

I am the best person

I am the best at being a person

I am unkillable

I am good at everything

I am protected by divine forces and I am their favorite

I'm cute

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[apolladay]

When was the last time you road public transit

* I’m riding public transit right now!

* I road public transit today

* I rode public transit with the last few days

* I rode public transit this week

* I rode public transit with the last few weeks

* I rode public transit this month

* I rode public transit with the past few months

* it’s been a year or longer since I’ve rode public transit

* I’ve never rode public transit

* it’s complicated

* see results

When was the last time you road public transit?

I’m riding public transit right now!

I road public transit today

I rode public transit with the last few days

I rode public transit this week

I rode public transit with the last few weeks

I rode public transit this month

I rode public transit with the past few months

it’s been a year or longer since I’ve rode public transit

I’ve never rode public transit

it’s complicated

see results

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

[egregore-engine]

a lot of people did not graduate from the very basic lesson of "What is a social construct"

[egregore-engine]

Look. You're not obligated to understand the world around you. But if you don't, you will constantly stumble through the world, bewildered and confused.

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[mostlyghostly66]

Baba is fridge magnet

[antarcticlovebirds]

I can’t help but think that this would make denis lillie happy

the ship where he spent some of the happiest years of his life overtaken by the creatures he loved to study

link

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[that-one-support]

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

[pretentious-ravioli]

[baambastic]

The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently

[papayajuan2019]

what are three thousand things you associate with me

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[sleepyseaslug]

romants