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Every day I wake up and think about Barry’s instant distrust of Hunter Zolomon

Vibe Check Failed.

#absolutely incredible judge of character. surrounded by people including himself who tell him he’s just being paranoid and they seem nice #barry allen #the flash

loserforever

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

#coldflash

hiveswap

you guys would actually date your favourite characters? ngl i always gag a little thinking about that as a concept

hiveswap

would you date your favourite character? let's say they're down.

yes

we'd have sex but not much else

i might say yes but i know it wouldn't work out long term

absolutely the fuck not lmao

Voting ended onJun 20

#screeeeam never in a million years #i’m not putting up with that bullshit ❌ i’m not your mom. go to therapy

oldmanpusspuss

everybody love me. except for all my haters. who will be dealt with.

#leonard ‘always nice to meet a fan’ snart #man spent the first 4 decades of his life becoming an untraceable thief #and then at the FIRST sign of a genuine sci fi superpowered superhero #immediately threw all of that away to put on a stupid costume and become a famous supervillain instead #now that’s love of the game

f4therlesssss

sometimes fear and desire kiss eachother on the mouth btw

#coldflash #<3

incorrectcoldflashblog

By the way does anyone know if this is a real brand?

thatsnotmygunflash

So I got a clearer picture and looked it up, Koppes is what I believe it says, and I'm 98% sure it's a fake brand they made up for the show.

incorrectcoldflashblog

@thatsnotmygunflash Oh my gosh, you’re right! So weird the Arrowverse wiki does not list that one (they list Mick’s favorite brand, which is another fictional beer called Stefoff), but I found this pic of Barry drinking it

Guess he and Len share the same taste ;)

thatsnotmygunflash

Always happy to help! But I'm about to spiral if I think about that too long, especially since he can't even get drunk, like I know you're not drinking that for the taste Barry.

I find it very interesting that Joe has a different preferred brand that Barry would have grown up seeing and is familiar with as an adult, yet he chooses to drink Len's preferred brand.

simpledontmeanpeachy

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I love y'all.

incorrectcoldflashblog

#new coldflash lore in 2023 you are all insane. i love you all passionately#time to begin incorporating this into fics immediately#i can’t even decide what’s better#fic where len never died so barry just has this beer because he didn’t drink a lot in college because he didn’t have friends#and then he was only what 24 when he got his powers? and also still friendless (other than iris) and a nerd#so low chances of ever doing more than selecting whatever beer bottle he sees first at bars#i don’t see barry as the type to have a beer alone at home at 23#but then he does have friends after becoming the flash! and alcohol doesn’t affect him but he could keep beer in the fridge#just in case cisco swings by for a movie night or something#and when he sees len's brand at the grocery store he's like 'okay i'll get this one as a Bit. i'll tell cisco and it'll be funny'#but cisco is like wow unfortunately this is good#so it becomes barry's go-to to keep around#and is therefore Around the next time len breaks into barry's apartment#so if barry wants to offer len a drink he's going to have to offer him one of his own favorite beers#len is like 'i'm flattered' and barry is like '>:( don't be. it's just cisco's favorite too'#len: too? so you DO remember#there was going to be an 'or' here but this route is much funnier#the 'or' is just that len did die and barry gets the brand to twist the knife in his own chest every time he has one#for not saving somebody who wanted to be saved#...but that can also be fun! because len can come back and be like wow this stuff tastes like shit. why do you have this#and barry is like '....isn't this your favorite?'#and len is like lmao what. no#and barry is like 'you were having this at saints when lisa--when your dad--'#and len thinks back and is like 'creepy that you remember that. but no. the waitress brought me the wrong kind'#'i just didn't complain since she'd spit in my next one'#so barry has been drinking this shitty beer for years for NO reason. and after one second of feeling stung he just starts laughing instead#because it doesn't matter if his little mourning tradition was wrong because len is back and there's nothing to mourn#and the feeling of relief and happiness is just overwhelming and makes all that time being sad and angry seem so small and far away#and one corner of len's mouth curves up because it IS funny that barry's martyr complex has reached these new ridiculous lows#and barry is like 'okay well we're not drinking this. i'll go get something else' (via @qlala)

qlala

oh scream i hit the tag limit i guess?? the final tags that got cut off were supposed to be:

#and len is like 'or' #and barry is like '...or?' #and len smirks and says 'or... we can skip the drinks and move on to what you're actually offering' #and then they do! #happy endings either way. love wins

#forgot about this. barry drinking shitty beer len doesn’t even like out of survivor’s guilt is SO funny #coldflash

qlala

barry is intensely relieved when leonard agrees to marry him because he can finally say “fiancé” instead of trying to figure out what to call him—“boyfriend” felt a little silly given everything they’ve been through, whereas “partner” implied a level of long-term commitment that barry didn’t want to throw at leonard all at once. once, awkwardly, he mentally flailed around for a moment and landed on “lover,” which made joe’s hand twitch towards his gun and leonard all but preen for the rest of the conversation, and he’d refused to go anywhere near the word ever since. so he’s glad to make the clean jump to “fiancé,” and from there, “husband” (even though iris never lets him live down the “lover” fiasco)

leonard, for his part, skips the titles and just introduces barry to others as “this is barry.” barry thinks he’s being private, but really, it’s just the only thing leonard could say that encompasses everything barry is to him

#crazy how i said the lover thing four years before heated rivalry aired. shane hollander i could feel you through the ages #coldflash

gothamgraveyard

central city glazes tf out of the flash when he solves problems that he created

jk guys I actually really love Barry Allen, and idc if he is the source of all problems, he can give me a 9 month long problem anytime iykwim

leonard-and-barry-for-life

Barry literally made the singularity he fixed and they made a whole day dedicated to him

gothamgraveyard

I love how tolerant the city has grown to the Flash and all his friends, they forgive his friends for literal crimes because the Flash says "they're a changed person, and I just..know !"

leonard-and-barry-for-life

Meanwhile in Star City:

FUCK THE ARROW! HE'S A CRIMINAL! A TERRORIST! FUCK IT WE'LL DEDICATED ALL POLICE RESOURCES TO CATCHING THE MF-ER

simpledontmeanpeachy

Every time I rewatch season one, I am reminded that Barry running down the street caused windows to shatter. I feel like we’re watching the revisionist history recreation, because you know Central City had to be *pissed.*

#honestly real. if the way nyc has reacted to mamdani is any indication then i would also give the flash a day

pipshinwhatever

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

andrew-garfielld

Kara Zor-El/Supergirl and Krypto in SUPERGIRL (2026) Official trailer | dir. Craig Gillespie

#need to be her dogsitter situationship #kara zor el #supergirl (2026)

flashandtheholograms

#len pulling partner out of nowhere. okayyyy #leonard snart #barry allen #coldflash #the flash #infantino street

unfinishedmural

Fanfiction is so silly. I am playing with my dolls and people are coming over to watch. Some of them even clap and give me compliments. And when I'm done playing, I can go and watch other people play with their dolls.