even sinners go to drink the wine

tay | 26 | she/her 18+ / no minors jake kiszka enthusiast • these are the times you’ll remember well •

[chipswsalsa]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a member of greta van fleet

[edgingthedarkness]

@captainjtk I think you were the one looking for the video of Jake yelling “yeah” with that look on his face. That video is in this edit!

[sacredsparrow]

Need a 10 hour Jake giggling compilation IMMEDIATELY

[thehallowedshore]

if i speak-

[chipswsalsa]

lord, i have seen what you’ve done for others

[furryprovocateur]

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

[hyumjim]

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

[gretasfallingsky]

DO YOU REMEMBER?!

[chipswsalsa]

the videos of jake singing have me actually bawling i am so fragile and so so so so so proud of him 🥲🥹🥹

[chipswsalsa]

i have new hair and i’m finally living my narcissa malfoy fantasy 🪄 !!!!!!!!

[chipswsalsa]

I will NEVER recover from this holy SHIT he looks so fucking good

[cherribalm-deactivated20140609]

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

[bumblebeebabie]

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

[archivestorystuff006]

OMG

[dduane]

This one’s an always-reblog, because who knows who needs it and hasn’t seen it yet?

[chipswsalsa]

happy third birthday, teabag. you did more for me than any therapist ever could. 🤍

[farmlesbians]

GODDDDDDDD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!! YOU’RE A PINK PONY GIRL AND YOU DANCE AT THE CLUB!!!!!

[strawberrymilkwithastraw]

not to get all sad for no reason but something nobody tells you about growing up is that a part of you is just a little girl who is yelling ‘please like me please love me please tell me i am good’ at everyone you meet and most of your day is just trying to ignore her

[midnightmothnest]

if you can’t eat a whole meal, eat half. you ate, that’s what is important.

if you can’t get out of bed, try and sit up instead of lying down. it’ll be better for your back and your blood pressure.

if you can’t shower or have a bath today, try and brush your teeth and clean your ears. it’ll keep you a little cleaner, and we often forget those areas. 

if you can’t get dressed today, change underwear and use some deoderant. it’ll leave you a little fresher until you have the strength to change fully.

and remember, i’m very proud of you. your best will look different every day, and that’s okay.

[godless-of-the-hunt]

THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING

if it’s worth doing, it’s worth half doing. some is bette than none. you won’t always be able to do it all, but you can always make work.

if you can’t do your laundry, move it to somewhere out of the walkway.

if you can’t finish your homework, do a few problems to at least get partial credit.

[the-haiku-bot]

if you can’t do your

laundry, move it to somewhere

out of the walkway.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[chipswsalsa]

if there’s one thing jake kiszka is gonna do, it’s look over his right shoulder.

[chipswsalsa]

hey team, in need of some emotional support. does anyone else struggle with like… annoyingly intense dental anxiety bc i have a dentist appointment tomorrow afternoon and i have been sitting here for the last like, ten minutes in tears bc i am simply just so terrified, and i’m annoyed at myself for being this scared but it’s fucking embarrassing bc i’ve never had good dental hygiene/health partly bc genetics and partly bc my parents never emphasized the importance of it when i was younger, so obviously that kind of set me up for failure, and now i’m 25 and haven’t been to a dentist in like, 15+ years and i’m sitting here in my chair crying and freaking out and i hate hate hate it. so. any kind of support/advice/words of wisdom is helpful to me and my brain rn thank u <3

[chipswsalsa]

hey hey hey team!!!!

today went very well!!!! i was scared and nervous but everyone at the dentist’s office was so so so so so nice and kind and welcoming and supportive :) my next appointment is in a month, and it’s the big doozy where i have to get my wisdom teeth removed and do the rest of the big work on the rest of my teeth, but things today were positive !!! 🤍

[chipswsalsa]

hey team, in need of some emotional support. does anyone else struggle with like… annoyingly intense dental anxiety bc i have a dentist appointment tomorrow afternoon and i have been sitting here for the last like, ten minutes in tears bc i am simply just so terrified, and i’m annoyed at myself for being this scared but it’s fucking embarrassing bc i’ve never had good dental hygiene/health partly bc genetics and partly bc my parents never emphasized the importance of it when i was younger, so obviously that kind of set me up for failure, and now i’m 25 and haven’t been to a dentist in like, 15+ years and i’m sitting here in my chair crying and freaking out and i hate hate hate it. so. any kind of support/advice/words of wisdom is helpful to me and my brain rn thank u <3