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Kirk | 27 | 🦔 | Norway

[kurhanchyk]

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

[anthonybourdyke]

[rabentanz]

favorite crow in town 🐦‍⬛

alternative version 👀

[anattmar]

Davrin

[bishicat]

shaking in my boots thinking of Taash

[fatale-distraction]

I love that 90% of the War Room operations are

Cullen: our soldiers will do it!

Leliana: our spies will do it!

Josephine, taking a massive toke: Some shitty noble in the area cheated on his wife AND his secret wife with his secret girlfriend’s mother, he’ll fucking do it if he knows what’s good for him

[laramieslims]

I call this one "what if salmon just kept getting worse"

[anattmar]

Lady Inquisitor

[tinystgsrs]

I'm in love with this man💜

[cccrystalclear]

I am very normal about him

[infernaldaydreams]

"You summoned that demon... You made it kill. Twisted it against its purpose."

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

Bless the telephone!

[lavenderprose]

Big fan of the culmination of the Inquisitor/Cullen romance being they settle down with a dog somewhere in Ferelden. I enjoy imagining that there's more to their story, and the Trespasser post-credits implies as much, but it's hilarious to imagine like. Oh a nice couple just moved in next door. They're an objectively very normal looking sort of guy with Strong Silent Type vibes and his wife THE INQUISITOR. The HERALD of ANDRASTE. Like oh hello Cullen From Next Door and your lovely wife THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST. It's so nice to meet you. Would you like some canapés. No please do not show me the scar where the Ancient Elven God you befriended and then fought cut off your arm.

[mikaeled]

Arctic Eggs (2024)

[arcane-gold]

death • rebirth

[thefiresontheheight]

It’s insane to me that Dragon Age 2 is sandwiched in between two WAY HUGER and WAY MORE SUCCESSFUL games about more traditional fantasy protagonists facing off against world ending threats and winning and it’s this…weird, raw, personal tragedy about how no matter what you do, you can’t always stop crisis and disaster from occurring. Like The Hero or Ferelden, no matter who they were, wants to stop a Blight. The Inquisitor wants to repair the sky. And Hawke, like, wants to make some money, hang around their friends, and keep their family and their adoptive city safe. And they can’t even fucking do that, so unlike the heroes before and after them. You spend seven years in Kirkwall until the game says, “yeah, no matter what, the prejudices and traumas and hurts of this world are Too Much for one person to stop them. The world changes, wars roll over the land, you cannot stop history, Hawke. You tried. You failed.” And then you just sit there, sixteen years old, listening to “I’m Not Calling You A Liar” and you’re like….well, I guess I really wasn’t a hero. Damn. I love it.

[egghead41]

king under the moutain :3

[fatalcn]

They’re breaking up.