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Ok so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male strippers, but make sure none of them are white, I cant see the coke on them if they are

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Boundaries: No racist jokes or jokes about sexual assault. Don’t excessively simp for Jimmy and beg him to fuck you or whatever. It’s annoying, unfunny, and weird. Every joke made here, one or both of the moderators can reclaim.

You must go to Vermont. The prophecy foretold your journey to Vermont. The harvest will not sustain us otherwise.

How about I go to your residence and shoot you point blank?

I don't live in Vermont, but you have to go there. Or else.

Why are you telling me to go to a shit state

Wth does it even sound like when paint dries???

Cracking

I’m too pretty to work.

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FUCK YOU JIMMY STOP REMINDING ME OFF MY OLD MAN I WENT NO CONTACT WITH

I am so sorry we are both epic and based.

go to Vermont or else

Why would I go to your trash state?

I'm cow? Moo? 🐄❔️or is Swansea the cow?

Either way, he can digging in the ground for tubers

I just woke up.

i hope you die

I hope I die too. I hope it’s in front of you and it’s tragic, so you’re traumatized.