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I keep seeing the same commercial where a guy hits snooze on his arm clock. Every time I see that commercial I want to punch someone in the face. I hate the sound of alarm clocks. It means my favorite part of the day is over.... This commercial just reminds me of that.
Why I fail at life.....
Doctor: You should probably stop eating potato chips... Me: Okayyyy....... Me: *eats an entire bag* Me: What? They were oven baked!
People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in chaos is because things are being loved and people are being used.
Emmanuel Torres (via quotemadness)
Our anxiety does not come from thinking about the future, but from wanting to control it.
Khalil Gibran (via quotemadness)
They told me life is tough. I told them I was tougher.
Natasha Redd (via quotemadness)
So I'm in the drive through at Sonics... Me: I'll have a popcorn chicken. Lady: What sause would you like? Me: Chicken. Lady: (without skipping a beat) We have ranch, mayo... Me: Oh my gosh. I have no idea why I said chicken...I totally meant ranch! Lady: It's alright I'm so tired I think I actually understood what you meant. You just made my day. Me: (driving away) Well that went well...
Sh*t My Students Say
I got a new kid today who just moved from Mexico. He only knows one word in English...pizza! At least lunch was successful today <3
Sexting? Nah. I’m into spexting. Spooky texting. Ever seen a ghost? Hmu.
Inspirational Quote of the Day
"According to my BMI, I'm too short."
That moment when you drop a piece if ice down your shirt but it's so fucking hot that you just leave it....
Try to please me ;)
Oh the gems you can find!!
Chandler <3
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You can get all A’s and still flunk life.
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Actually, it’s not so much that I’ve forgotten. It’s more like I’ve stopped keeping track.
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