hockey i guess

regrettably I am now a hockey guy. this is a sideblog

[onetouchpass]

Game sketches from the Canucks’ January 2026 road trip across Eastern Canada

[pickafandompls]

jarvy wearing this tshirt while embracing nc culture and belting wagon wheel while plastered really means a lot to me

[wiionme]

Painting by Jon Gasca

[happydivorce]

okay okay okay. let's be serious for a second. since there now is a very obvious leadership vacuum what are they gonna do about it. I have thoughts.

chabby gets the c -> longest serving sen and heartbeat of the team. deserve. morally just. everyone involved will get reincarnated as a lotus flower

nobody gets the c -> tim and jake split the A between road/home. onesided psychosexual mindgames intensified

g gets the c -> why would u do this? he would say no but if we for a moment imagined he wouldn't. this would be so fucking funny. what are the chances he'd just retire mid season when they get too much

jake gets the c -> chabby snub would be hard to navigate I think but jake Would Take On The Responsibility. He Would Lead The Men.

tim gets the c -> every ref retires in advance just to get out of arguing. habs games just got 100 times worse and meanwhile tim is starting to get weirdly charged symbolic dreams about snakes that surely mean nothing

shane gets the c -> this is starting to really stretch the suspension of disbelief. uhhhhh.... everyone gets together to braid fuckass leather bracelets as a bonding activity idk

ridly gets the c -> the city of ottawa swears eternal fealty and we all start campaigning for his next lady byng immediately. Toronto in shambles

zub gets the c -> the national anthem before every game gets replaced with lyndon slewidge holding the oo of zuuuuuub for 3 minutes with perfect tremolo

linus gets the c -> goalies don't do captaincies but if they Did morale would improve massively just saying. who cares about "impracticalities" like "talking to the refs" etc. fuck u he is perfect

bonus: Erik Karlsson gets somehow traded back and gets the c -> plan the parade

[happydivorce]

if tim somehow finagles his way into the c may the heavens have mercy on us all. boss baby era two point oh: 2 boss 2 baby

[happydivorce]

laughing hysterically. sure. sure man

[mack-will]

give us a pwhl draft outfit preview

[beehtml]

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄

Canon PowerShot SX160 IS 06.03.2026

[hilaryknightsoftheroundtable]

i forgot to post this kadirova story.... giving romance novel love interest who runs a flower shop

[beauvilliers]

STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONSHIP | June 14, 2026

[beauvilliers]

"Peter Karmanos had a dream that hockey would work in Carolina. And guess what? He was right."

STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONSHIP | 2006 vs. 2026

[tovarishcharsya]

"I’m not even Russian, but people don’t know that." An interview with Kadirova—the first Tatar woman in the PWHL.

The interview is in Russian, but I think it should be easy enough to read using a translator.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[ardmvp]

if laura gilpin wrote a poem about expansion phase 2 for the victoire

[victoryformation]

not the ending we hoped for, but sanchy looked fantastic 🫶

[rinksrats]

Donnellon, S. (2011, January 18). "Briere has a full house." Philadelphia Daily News, p 55.

[we-rule-the-kingdom-inside]

"not for a second felt lonely" ok I'm so sorry but you can't take kadirova away from ottawa this is literally her clown family now

[we-rule-the-kingdom-inside]

ottawa charge presser got me in fucking shambles!!!!! people really said they didn't deserve to be here but my raggedy team built on nothing but chaos and whimsy and the change in boston fleet's wallet they stole along the way showed up for coach carla and they did it for her they really fucking did it and when coach carla started crying I started crying

thank you 2025-2026 ottawa charge for another beautiful season. nothing hits quite like the clown hockey you put me through