[willgrahamscock]

Oh here we go. What new fucking gender is that flag in your bio

THE HUNGARIAN FLAG???

[willgrahamscock]

happy pride hungary

[frasermittens]

happy pride month

[kraeki]

I love this man

[suckmyarschkarte]

"tap out! tap out!"

[jarvyparty]

andrei svechnikov during game five by erin.taking.pics on ig

[walkingeverywhere]

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

[sldghmmr-archive]

you are a disgusting little whore for objectifying and sexualising hardworking athletic men like you do, go to hell

daily affirmations

[jeremiefrimpong]

slot just got sacked curtis logs on to instagram to say happy birthday steven gerrard congratulations anthony gordon and logs off again

[suckmyarschkarte]

...can mo and robbo come back now? 🥲

[suckmyarschkarte]

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[sergeifyodorov]

Yep! Also "related to work" is a little vague here -- the sciences do use metric.

[sorceringme]

a wild deniz appears

[jakemorph]

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

[fairycosmos]

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

[okbluejays]

looking for the ruined career that rape apologists promised me

[lhamilten]

[pickleballhater]

you never weep alone