tyler seguin gender envy

hi my name is paige and i like the leafs (tragically) and sens (accidentally) personal blog

[washedupswammer]

“told by multiple sources the dressing room was not pushing for Brady to stay” omg

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[pinetreeleafstick]

Can’t wait for my wife with (justified) anger issues to go crazy

[happydivorce]

okay okay okay. let's be serious for a second. since there now is a very obvious leadership vacuum what are they gonna do about it. I have thoughts.

chabby gets the c -> longest serving sen and heartbeat of the team. deserve. morally just. everyone involved will get reincarnated as a lotus flower

nobody gets the c -> tim and jake split the A between road/home. onesided psychosexual mindgames intensified

g gets the c -> why would u do this? he would say no but if we for a moment imagined he wouldn't. this would be so fucking funny. what are the chances he'd just retire mid season when they get too much

jake gets the c -> chabby snub would be hard to navigate I think but jake Would Take On The Responsibility. He Would Lead The Men.

tim gets the c -> every ref retires in advance just to get out of arguing. habs games just got 100 times worse and meanwhile tim is starting to get weirdly charged symbolic dreams about snakes that surely mean nothing

shane gets the c -> this is starting to really stretch the suspension of disbelief. uhhhhh.... everyone gets together to braid fuckass leather bracelets as a bonding activity idk

ridly gets the c -> the city of ottawa swears eternal fealty and we all start campaigning for his next lady byng immediately. Toronto in shambles

zub gets the c -> the national anthem before every game gets replaced with lyndon slewidge holding the oo of zuuuuuub for 3 minutes with perfect tremolo

linus gets the c -> goalies don't do captaincies but if they Did morale would improve massively just saying. who cares about "impracticalities" like "talking to the refs" etc. fuck u he is perfect

bonus: Erik Karlsson gets somehow traded back and gets the c -> plan the parade

[happydivorce]

if tim somehow finagles his way into the c may the heavens have mercy on us all. boss baby era two point oh: 2 boss 2 baby

[lettucemakar]

so Sens fans, is this a "yeah I get it" or a "he's dead to me" situation?

[icedhockey]

mixed feelings because on one hand he's a load-bearing wall for the team in so many ways and on the other he's a quietly misogynistic bag of dicks whose containment to maga swampland with his louder, less socially savvy brother is better for the long-term culture of the team

[happydivorce]

okay okay okay. let's be serious for a second. since there now is a very obvious leadership vacuum what are they gonna do about it. I have thoughts.

chabby gets the c -> longest serving sen and heartbeat of the team. deserve. morally just. everyone involved will get reincarnated as a lotus flower

nobody gets the c -> tim and jake split the A between road/home. onesided psychosexual mindgames intensified

g gets the c -> why would u do this? he would say no but if we for a moment imagined he wouldn't. this would be so fucking funny. what are the chances he'd just retire mid season when they get too much

jake gets the c -> chabby snub would be hard to navigate I think but jake Would Take On The Responsibility. He Would Lead The Men.

tim gets the c -> every ref retires in advance just to get out of arguing. habs games just got 100 times worse and meanwhile tim is starting to get weirdly charged symbolic dreams about snakes that surely mean nothing

shane gets the c -> this is starting to really stretch the suspension of disbelief. uhhhhh.... everyone gets together to braid fuckass leather bracelets as a bonding activity idk

ridly gets the c -> the city of ottawa swears eternal fealty and we all start campaigning for his next lady byng immediately. Toronto in shambles

zub gets the c -> the national anthem before every game gets replaced with lyndon slewidge holding the oo of zuuuuuub for 3 minutes with perfect tremolo

linus gets the c -> goalies don't do captaincies but if they Did morale would improve massively just saying. who cares about "impracticalities" like "talking to the refs" etc. fuck u he is perfect

bonus: Erik Karlsson gets somehow traded back and gets the c -> plan the parade

[washedupswammer]

trevor zegras & travis konecny: let's work it out on the remix

[unoqlo]

Katelyn Roberts on being the first Black woman drafted by the New York Sirens | 2026 PWHL Draft (-)

[icedhockey]

different anon but to add on, doing a sign and trade now allows for the eight years versus if he went to free agency where the max he could sign for in toronto would've been seven years!

wait, can you only sign for eight if it's an extension???? why????? that one year difference seems completely arbitrary

[icedhockey]

i mean a 5th round pick isn't much, and it's basically for the privilege of getting to lock raddysh down before he goes into ufa, where there may have been some competition between the other teams that need a right shot defenseman. If anything I'm a little surprised at how high the contract is, 8.5M for 8 years is crazy good for a man who had his breakout season at 30 and we don't know if he's gonna continue to be that good.

As a tampa fan I like the guy but I figured he wouldn't resign with us just because he would be able to get way more elsewhere than our front office would be willing to pay him after a killer season like that. I'm hoping toronto fans treat him ok. His contract might seem crazy high in the later years when he's approaching 40, but to be fair if the cap keeps going up every year then 8.5 won't be as big of a chunk of the cap in 2033 vs 2026

btw for the record i read your post as neutral and didn't mind the tag. there have been a few blogs recently who pissed me off with the shit they had to say while tagging my team but I just blocked them and moved on.

i guess i kind of understand the logic there? but presumably he was interested in signing with the leafs anyway, otherwise he'd have held out a couple of weeks for free agency. it would make sense as a gesture that they want him and are willing to give up a pick ig, but he's from the GTA so surely it was a safe bet? this is why teams trade for upcoming UFAs at the deadline and not right before free agency.

you're right - it's a huge gamble. either he'll be a pavelski or the leafs have shafted themselves again. wouldn't hold out for toronto fans or media being good to him even if he does play well.

i haven't kept up with the leafs much this season because it was all very depressing, but they've definitely had problems with depth on the d corps in the past. i also haven't paid much attention to raddysh outside of his hat trick so have no idea of his defensive capabilities. a lot of guys who are touted as great defencemen are so offensive that they may as well be forwards. it'll be interesting to see which category he falls into.

glad to hear you read my post as neutral! when doing lbs i make sure to call the opposing team by their location name or something else where appropriate so it doesn't show up in a team's tag. i wouldn't put anything negative there on purpose.

[hearteyesilya]

"name a male athlete" | evergreen tiktok by emma maltais

[icedhockey]

i don't understand the raddysh trade because essentially it's the leafs giving the bolts a pick for nothing? he was about to be a UFA so if they'd waited less than two weeks they could've signed him without it

were the bolts holding him hostage like "unless you give us a fifth-round pick, we'll make him an offer at free agency" because that seems weak

[icedhockey]

desperate to know how this now deleted reply ended

mate……it’s a neutral post

[icedhockey]

i don't understand the raddysh trade because essentially it's the leafs giving the bolts a pick for nothing? he was about to be a UFA so if they'd waited less than two weeks they could've signed him without it

were the bolts holding him hostage like "unless you give us a fifth-round pick, we'll make him an offer at free agency" because that seems weak

[grantmentis]

Like idk man it’s crazy I’m looking at every PWHL teams instagram and I don’t see a single highlight reel for any of the players picked including first round players but I do see them pretending to put on lip gloss and mascara. Now that I’m not hyperfocusing on what picks are coming up next this is pissing me off more. What the hell

[seths-jarvis]

in other news, the russians are being russian.

[robo271]

let it be known that will and mack are very respectful of each other

[keelpay]

(source)

[unoqlo]

Transcript:

Cat: Who would you rather live with for a year without my help, WillMack or SaMisa, and why?

Toff: Will and Mack. I– like– Mis and Sam are just outrageous, like Sam will just be bullying Mis the entire time, and I would have to like try and reign him in. At least, like, when I hang out with Will and Mack for breakfast or whatever, hanging out, they're very respectful of each other, and it is nice. It is...uh, no so I would go with Will and Mack for sure, especially 'cause they're like clean and like every time I go over to their places or even like their hotel rooms [Julie: [laughs] They're clean], everything is like tidy, whereas I've been into Sam and Misa's hotel rooms and it is just clothes everywhere, garbage everywhere, water bottles on the floor. I'm like, are you guys still in– I mean technically they could be– still in junior, like it's time to grow up a little bit, you know.

Julie: Well, also like Will could like cook or bake, like he's got the skills, and it seems like Macklin would like, do dishes, or like, you know, take the trash out. I don't know, seems a little bit, like, responsible.

Toff: I mean, I've been on the grill here, so I'd probably cook for them. [Julie: Oh, wow.] I've been on the grill.

Cat: I mean, yeah, and Mis just plays video games and...

Julie: Sorry, sounds like they're getting ripped on, SaMisa. [Cat laughs]

Toff: No, it would be Sam and I taking care of Mis. He would become our son.

[zostapchuks]

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