Sleepless Night

It’s mirthless and silent but still, it has to be you

[blackarachnya]

strong opinion: if you pay for a game on one platform you should automatically legally own it digitally on any other platform it’s currently on 

[mybulletsurlove]

ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned

[marstheredplanet]

SOLO ARTIST SQUAD BITCH

[jdvancefreefeetpics]

[flyingmintbunny2]

my dog/cat: “hisses/growls”

me: who the fuck you think you talking to?? i aint one of your little friends on the street, i am your parent and you will respect me as long as i pay the goddamn bills in this house

[c4tto626]

sometimes you just gotta indulge your inner 13yo and play online dress up games for 3 hours straight

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[rosswoodpark]

This is the cat equivalent of that vine where they film their professor walking into class every morning.

[butchscientist]

i just had the absolute WORST realization

[butchscientist]

glee would have covered despasito

[evas-apartment]

[veverybeautiful-deactivated2018]

[shimashimashippo]

[4838385854948383885848383-deact]

[criedhavoc]

[end0skeletal]

[bob-belcher]

i feel so called out

[laemov]

[thatonebabygirlsub]

Mew.

[redvelvetcult]

[athanatosora]

responses to “i would die for you”

WHAT

i wouldn’t.

(pulls out earbud) sorry what was that?

not if i die for you first

(stunned silence)

what–what is that even supposed to mean?? what am i supposed to take from this??

(narrowed eye look) is this a reference i’m supposed to get

are you okay? do you need help??

(looks pointedly @ someone else) well i’m glad someone appreciates me

thanks!

what the fuck?

(quietly mouths with wide eyes) what the fuck

oh nice i would die for you too but i didn’t know if it was mutual

(confused and nervous laughter)

okay.

who dared you and how much are you getting paid

are you high right now?

then die.

[athanatosora]

y’all are so fuckin ominous you know that

[pochowek]

(teleports to 13th century europe) Nobody on their phones. What a beautiful sight :) (peasant beside me cherishes his last gasp of amazement at my clean ass jordans as he dies of common fever)

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

[lord-tengen]

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

[localstarboy]

Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭

[snellyboi]

This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB

[agingwunderkind-deactivated2022]

‘We Are Driving’ by Leesa, here’s the video

[hotvampireadjacent]

hello???

[petclownask]

“If you don’t like raw aggression you shouldn’t be working at build a bear.” Might be one of the most chaotic things I’ve ever had the misfortune of reading

[arkanovci]