Spazz-Bling-Bitch

phone blogger, 🇳🇱 trying my hardest to re-educate myself on important topics, been in this hell since 2011, it’s honestly a trashcan at this point hurray

[catasters]

[artbymaryc]

Wow that's a really big gecko

[anxietyproblem]

[isetmyfriendsonfire-deactivated]

in the club balding

[cityrun]

[fursecuted]

[color-blinder]

I’m terrified of what the original image might be

[trashboat]

that comment made me realize how lucky some people can be. going your whole life ignorant of the zootopia abortion comic

[majesticalbeard]

The WHAT

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[goodoneguys]

love that i was able to find this in the year of our lord 2025

[willgrahamscock]

the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain

[afloweroutofstone]

I’ve said something similar before but within the next 20 years there’s going to be a crisis in the Middle East/Southern Asia which will be directly traceable back to the Trump Administration’s decision to deliberately ruin the Obama Administration’s attempts at thawing relations with Iran

[afloweroutofstone]

Posted on November 4, 2018

[tagfer]

"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gosh I wish motorcycles weren’t death machines they look so fun

[what-even-is-thiss]

My dad isn’t one of those parents that is like you’re gonna be rich and you’re gonna be a doctor or whatever. He only has three conditions. 1. Don’t get involved in organized crime 2. Don’t join the military and 3. Don’t drive a motorcycle

Problem is though. Motorcycles look so fun.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So in the US they say there’s a 1% chance of getting in a motorcycle accident. That’s just per year though. If you stretch that over 20 years that gets up to like 18.3% which is a much higher gamble when you think about it. And motorcyclists make up 15% of fatal accidents while only representing 6% of vehicles.

They look so fun though.

[what-even-is-thiss]

MOTORCYCLE CRASH FATALITY RATES

[cannibalchicken]

[assfuckmcgriddle]

toger we can achieve anything

[v-e-ev]

We need a petition to publish horizon series into novels

Trilogy, two dlcs, and a prologue

Ik there is already a netflix series coming up but i want them in books too

[sugarsaltreading]

earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ロマンティックおばさん," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend

illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)

illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)

photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")

illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)

illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)

illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)

BONUS:

[sugarsaltreading]

Twitter user WomeGa55 drew some art of “Romance Auntie x Combat Auntie”

[bigbigbigtruck]

IT GOT BETTER

[lonelyassassin96]

These are two sides of the same coin. Source: Have you seen my closet?

[ichigo-kuriimu]

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

[ichigo-kuriimu]

Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?

Japanese: Samui desu ne?

British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?

[ichigo-kuriimu]

i have to do everything around here

[notahorseindisguise]

i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.

my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.

me: ok. i guess i get that??

this post: its like saying “innit?” 

me: oh. oh no.

[wind-on-the-panes-deactivated20]

fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "né?", which the contraction of "não é?", "isn't it?".

It's LITERALLY "innit".

[twofingerswhiskey]

oh so like "eh" in canadian

[the-last-teabender]

*un-Babels your Tower*

[glowpart2]

i mean fuck i like pain i like grief i like desolation i like sorrow i like to mourn

[depsidase]

[fozmeadows]

this is not the takeaway here but for a hot second I genuinely thought that satirical news outlet The Onion was named after its founder, Tim Onion

[placesandpalaces]

Wieliczka salt mine, Poland

In southern Poland, Lake Wessel lies inky and unmoving in the deep. Filling the bottom of an old salt mine, it’s just one component of the UNESCO World Heritage Site which has been a functioning mine since the 13th century. Featuring supreme carpentry, centuries-old brickwork and ornate salt-crystal chandeliers in cavernous dining rooms, this fantastical setting is a favorite for the Polish film industry. The mine’s attractions include dozens of statues and four chapels carved out of the rock salt by the miners. The older sculptures have been supplemented with new carvings made by contemporary artists. About 1.2 million people visit the Wieliczka Salt Mine annually. 

(Source, source)

[nyancrimew]

u should read this

OPINION: stop studying cybersecurity because of me

im trying to get u into activism, not college

[nyancrimew]

and then also this

[nyancrimew]

and then head out into the world

[scurviesdisneyblog]

Visual development for Lilo & Stitch by Paul Felix