Too old for this shit!

Edging ever closer to 40, bi, anxiety issues, serious witch obsession!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[jinstress]

So, the Catholic Church has denounced witchcraft and has also denounced AI. What do we think the Pope's reaction to this would be? 🤔

[jinstress]

Those monks knew what they were doing!

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[jinstress]

🙏

[jinstress]

Teaching the online safety lesson to year 7 and talking to them about appropriate content while quietly thinking about tumblr and all that I have seen here!!

[qaz8723]

#spooky season

[meadowmellomoon]

👀

[official-boob-posts]

it’s that time of the year

[the-clumsywitch]

[thatsbelievable]

[bowlby4]

[crazycatsiren]

September is Bisexuality Visibility Month. Please be on the lookout for bisexual people when crossing the street, as we can go both ways.

[jinstress]

Beware!!

[democracyunderground]

[jinstress]

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[jinstress]

Work faster girls.

[jinstress]

19K views · 776 reactions | Consider our thirst quenched!! #CriminalMinds #PagetBrewster | Criminal Minds Addicts

Consider our thirst quenched!! #CriminalMinds #PagetBrewster.

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

⬇️THIS⬇️

[rhv]

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

[simaraknows]

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

[pembrokefinch]

The idea that unicorns are only able tamed and captured by virgins originated as a medieval joke. The idea was that it took a mythical creature to catch a mythical creature.

There was once an English minstrel called Roland the Farter. He was awarded lands by the king on the condition that he turn up to the court every Christmas to perform his characteristic “whistle, leap and a fart”. His children could keep the lands after his death if they learnt and performed the same trick.

There is graffiti from the Norse invaders that reads (roughly) “ I slept with Ingiborg, the most beautiful woman in the world ”

[thenerdofsparta]

A close friend of Alexander the Great named Dioxippus, once told one of his generals, named Coragus, to stop being so up himself, Coragus took offence and challenged him to a duel in front of all of his troops unaware that Dioxippus was a champion of Pankration, Ancient Greek Wrestling. Coragus turned up with all of his weapons and armour, Dioxippus turned up naked with a club, lathered in Olive Oil. The match was over in about 5 mins and Coragus got his arse well and truly kicked.

When an army of Swedes went off to war with the Norwegians, they left all the women to manage everything, however, in the village of Smaland, right on the Southern Border, they were attacked by an opposing force of Danes. The women, led by a woman named Blenda, responded to this by inviting the invaders in, feeding them, making them comfy and basically having a massive party to get them REALLY drunk. When all the invaders all passed out, the women slaughtered them all with anything they could find, and when the men came back, the King was so impressed that he basically granted them a bunch of new rights that were previously unavailable to them. From that point on, all daughters had the right to inherit property, money and land equally with their brothers, and were allowed to wear military-style garments around town and at their weddings.  They were also given the prestigious right to wear the Royal Coat of Arms on their clothing – a tradition that has lasted to this day.

The term in Chess “Checkmate” is thought to have come from the Persian term “Shah Mat” which means “The King is dead”.

Captain Benjamin Hornigold, the mentor to Edward “Blackbeard” Teach, once captured a ship just so he could steal all of the crew’s hats, because his crew had gotten drunk the night before and thrown all of theirs overboard.

Napoléon Bonaparte, the Corsican soldier who eventually became the Emperor of France following the French Revolution and Maximilien de Robespierre’s “Reign of Terror”, was terrified of cats.

[gothartwin-deactivated20160530]

It is always different and also always amazing

[unofficialdragon]

After Pope Gregory IX associated cats with devil worship, cats throughout Europe were exterminated in droves. This sudden lack of cats led to the spread of disease because infected rats ran free. The most devastating of these diseases, the Bubonic Plague, killed 100 million people.

[daily-spooky]