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cherry valley forever
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Claire Keane
Keni
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Misplaced Lens Cap
occasionally subtle
shark vs the universe
#extradirty
ellievsbear
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$LAYYYTER
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@jinxarcane0425
Youāre a demon. One day, youāre summoned into a living room, and an exhausted woman quickly rambles about needing to get to work and being unable to find a sitter before flying out the door. Now, you stand in your summoning circle, a toddler staring wide eyed at you.
Just gonna save this for laterā¦
Yes. šš
People... watch out for these things!
The saying applies with more than usual force here: if you're not paying for it, you're not the customer: you're the product being sold. (And maybe you're the product being sold even if you are paying for it.)
DO NOT MAKE YOUR PERSONAL PHYSICAL DATA AVAILABLE TO PEOPLE WHO COULD THEN SELL IT TO THOSE INVESTED IN USING IT TO SURVEIL YOU AND POTENTIALLY CHARGE YOU WITH CRIMES.
Have the guts to look them all in the eye and warn them first.
People who say bi erasure doesnāt happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If thatās not bi erasure I donāt even know.
Also PoC erasure, most people donāt know he was 100% Indian
Specifically he was Parsi. Also raised Zeroastrian.
*zoroastrianĀ
#i dont think the white boys can handle a queer brown guy being their god
^^^ centuries of religious art featuring white-skinned blue-eyed Jesus have made that pretty clear
His real name was Farrokh Bulsara. He was born in Zanzibar.
Okay but why is āfarrokh bulsara, from Zanzibar ā more inspiring and better sounding than āFreddie mercury from England ā?
Can I add this tidbit I found?
ID: āDuring a Queen concert in the 70s, a heckler shouted āyou fucking poofā [gay slur] to Freddie Mercury during the middle of their set. Freddie responded by ordering the crew to turn the spotlight on hte man, asking him to āSay it again, darlingā. The heckler cowered in shame.
finally . link and kobra kid can scissor just like god intended <3
I probably should not be laughing as hard as I am right now š¤£š¤£š¤£
if i saw Gerard Way in public i would not ask for a photo with him. i would strike up a conversation pretending as though i knew not who he was, making a point to mention topics my vast knowledge of him tells me he cares about. i would then impress him enough to exchange contact information and over the course of several months i would talented Mr. Ripley him
OH MY GOD THE RIPLEY REFERENCE š¤£š¤£ best thing Iāve heard all week
please fucking vote
just something i find funny watching my chem interviews lol
Daniel: Hey Cam can I get a sip of your water?
Cam: It's not water.
Daniel: Vodka, I like your style!
Cam: It's vinegar.
Daniel: Wh-Wha-
Cam: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Kobra Kid headcannon that has been floating around in my brain for a bit:
So we all know that out of the Fab 4 Jet Star, the default caregiver of the group. He breaks up arguments/ fights, keeps everyone nourished and functioning, and basically just keeps his three comrads from dying at the hand of their own stupidity. It is also thought that Star is the medic of the group, but he is not and would probably be the worst out of the four. It is rather Kobra Kid who is responsible for the patching up and healing aspect of their operation, and this is for multiple reasons. Firstly, everyone else would be absolutely horrible at the job. Star has an innate fear and dislike of seeing other people's blood. His caring nature makes it really difficult for him to see others hurting. He can usually cope when it comes to pseudo-battles with BL, but once the adrenaline of the fight is worn off, if he sees blood, he will faint. Of course, poison and Goul can barely be considered as they are typically the ones with the worst and most frequent injuries. That leaves Kid to mend his haphazard companions. Secondly, he is just REALLY fucking good at it. His quiet nature means that he is intuitive af and can tell exactly where and how someone is hurt before they can even tell him, and it doesn't matter how good someone is at hiding pain, he can smell it from a mile away. His hands are ridiculously sweaty, and his bedside manner is 100000% en pointe. Despite his signature awkwardness, when it comes to doctoring people, he can start a conversation about anything and get you invested enough that you forget you're in pain. He's practically a legend throughout the zones, and Killjoys from all over will come specifically to see him.
everyone come look at this fucking AITA post i just saw
they found out
hey are u sad??? here are some funny band videos to cheer u up !!!
fall out boy
Fall Out Boy read the weekās news: The Westboro Baptist Church, the missing plane - Gigwise Feature: this is hILARIOUS and features patrick ranting about the wbc i mean how much better does it get than that
Fall Out Boy Interview 2013 (parts 1-4, link is to part 2): this is one of those rock sound interviews where every member is asked the same question about his band mates and oh my god what can i even pull out from this one i feel like everybody has seen it at least once
Fall Out Boy Commentary on the Youngblood Chronicles | VH1 Music: this one is really long but if you have time watch this one you will learn so many things
Worldās most in-depth Fall Out Boy interview: itās pete dressed as an interviewer interviewing andy and patrick and giving them the worst questions ever and the more times you watch it the better it gets tbh
Pete Wentzās Doās and Donāts For Valentineās Day: yknow maybe it starts off legitimate but once it goes onā¦
Pete Wentz and the backpack: if pete going out in a telletubbies costume doesnt cheer u up what will tbh
Fall Out Boy Funny Moments 2014 - Part 5: I DONāT KNOW WHY I LIKE THIS ONE SO MUCH BUT I DO JUST TRUST ME OK
Fall Out Boy - Bakcatcha: āi dont wanna get brain damage, or like, murder damageā
Fall Out Boy Play āWould You Ratherā With Dan & Phil: everyone in the fob fandomsā two favorite youtubers, what could be bad about this
Falen Plays āWould Ya?ā with Fall Out Boy: an interview where joe and patrick are given a hot woman and have to tell if they would have sex with said woman but thereās always a really weird catch
Fall Out Boy Plays the #EmojiGame! | Artist Challenge: american nail polish princess flag steak knife
Fall Out Boyās Patrick Stump Plays the Serious Lyrics Game: if youāre limited on time this is definitely the best one i have never laughed so fast in my life
Drunk History: Fall Out Boy featuring Brendon Urie of Panic! at the Disco: i dont care if this video came out less than a year ago it is a classic and is literally always funny
The Making of Folie a Deux - Fall Out Boy (parts 1-5, link is to part 1): all these videos are really different and theyre not only funny but theyre really interesting actually
Wind power - Fall Out Boy: wind powerā¦is fucking sexy
MOUSTACHETTE - The Movie in HD [starring Ryan Key, Patrick Stump, Pete Wentz]: i mean it has a pretty dark, deep side to it but a lot of the parts are hilarious idk maybe i shouldnt laugh but fr
Fall Out Boy For PSA and Outtakes for DoSomething.org: tHE OUTTAKES
Fall Out Boy Vines (parts 3 and 4, link to part 3): okay some of these are just cool edits and i dont wanna spoil it for you but some of them crack me up man
Fall Out Boy - Dressing Room Destruction!: anything from live in phoenix works but this one is probably my favorite omg (but if itās not for you try the slip and slide one or dirtyās bet)
Fall Out Boy Misheard Lyrics: GINASFS, Fame < Infamy, and Thriller:Ā all of these are good but these are by far the best imo
Dance, Dance: in this video, nerd versions of fob go to homecoming and yeah people are dancing but mostly itās just a little like wtf this almost makes sense but justā¦not quite
Thnks fr th Mmrs: in this video, chimps are directing fobās video and keep pissing them off, especially pete bc one of them is trying to steal kim k from him
āThe Take Over, the Breakās Overā: in this video, you see the most stereotypical dog dream ever ft people calling fob sell outs but eventually just being like w/e and jamming out to the song
I Donāt Care: in this video, mark hoppus, spencer pratt, gabe saporta, and pharrel are in fob masks and being bad
Irresistible: in this video, u witness meme basketball
Uma Thurman: yknow i actually have no words for this video
paramore
Paramore: How to Impress a Girl: JEREMY IS A PRECIOUS LITTLE FLOWER SHOWING U A NICE LITTLE TRICK WITH SOME FORKS
Jeremy Davis of Paramore FLIPS: if that wasnt precious enough for you
Aināt It Fun: IF THAT WASNT PRECIOUS ENOUGH FOR YOUā¦only this time itās not just jeremy itās jeremy and taylor and hayley god bless
my chemical romance
MCR - Dawn of the Dead Mic (Altpress 2011): this is the only mcr interview here bc this is the only mcr interview that matters
MCR being, well, MCRā¦: this is another one that i cannot explain but everyone has probably seen before anyway
Iām Not Okay (I Promise): in this video, you will see a vvvvvv accurate representation of high school
panic! at the disco
Panic! at the Disco Rage (Full): āitās saturday night and youāre at homeā¦with usā (if ur jon af watCH THIS ONE)
Panic! at the Disco Funny Moments 2006-2012: pre-split panic! gives me life
Panic! at the Disco Cute & Funny Moments: this one is even better tbh bc more pre-split
Panic! at the Disco funny moments: āwe dont party like motley crue. if food ends up on the floor then it ends up on the floor. im a messy eater.ā
Mad Libs with Panic! at the Disco: apparently how panic! lyrics are written
Panic! at the Disco - American Valley: a good summary would be āhaha YES being in a band is so good and cool u know what else is so good and cool, drugsā
Brendon Urie and Pete Wentz Mustache War: u know those videos from like 2008 that people made where they put text over someoneās picture as that personās dialogue and it was usually a really weird love story? well ive seen a billion and this is the best one
Panic! at the Disco in [ The Super Secret Shopping Spree ]: this is the most recent one ive discovered and it makes no sense but it makes me laugh
Brendon Urie & Ryan Ross: A Soap Opera: ALRIGHT THIS ONE IS PRETTY GREAT TOO THO
Yet Another Panic! at the Disco and Fall Out Boy Soap Opera: i couldnt find the sequels to the one above and this was the next best thing
Panic! at the Disco Goes Shopping with CosmoGIRL: what even is this
Panic! at the Disco quotes!!: itās like the funny moments videos but in text. i like to try and guess who said each quote ive never heard before.
The Panic! at the Disco Alphabet: i find something here intriguing
Panic! at the Disco (Live Acoustic From the X103.9 Studio): 5 songs of heaven
Dallon Weekes Vine Compilation (all vines): NOBODY TALKS ABOUT DALLONāS VINES BUT WE DEFINITELY NEED TO
26 Minutes of Brendon Urie: what i love about this is its not just vine its also instagram nd stuff
Panic! at the Disco: That Green Gentleman (Beyond the Video): āPIMPS IN TRAINING, OVER HERE!ā also little ryan mAKING FUN OF BIG RYANāS CLOTHES
Panic! at the Disco: Ready to Go (Beyond the Video): featuring brendon dancing and getting shot from a cannon
P!ATD: Making of Lying is the Most Funā¦: idk if i couldnt find all 3 parts of this from the same uploader or i was just lazy but i have 3 different parts from 3 different channels. whatever if you have to go hunting for the other parts ITāS WORTH IT these are actually the best videos of panic! that exist
Nine in the Afternoon: in this video, drugs
Victorious: in this video, everything makes sense but also nothing makes any sense at all
pierce the veil
Pierce the Veil Interview UNCUT Warped Tour 2010: ok i tried to find the one on their tour bus where they all make porn star names but i couldnt so this is the next best
of mice & men
OF MICE & MEN Interview | UNCUT (Austin Carlile + Alan Ashby): I WILL LITERALLY FIGHT YOU OVER THIS INTERVIEW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS SO FUNNY I AM DYING
Of Mice & Men funny moments: this really makes me think about how great āfunny momentsā videos are
Of Mice & Men funny moments: seriously this is just a continuous giggle
all time low
All Time Low Interview Alex Gaskarth & Jack Barakat UNCUT 2010: jackās mom sounds like my mom tbh
All Time Low Q&A about āDonāt Panic!ā: ok this is mostly worth watching for the next video
All Time Low Blooper Reel: āis the world ending outside?!ā
Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Donāt): in this video, atl are in the jerry springer show
Weightless: in this video, you see truth
I Feel Like Dancinā: just watch it. do it. trust me.
For Baltimore: only one part of this is funny the rest of it is just cOOL AF
Somethingās Gotta Give: in this video, zombie fries. ok but real talk the part where rian is trying to get into his car before normal french fry alex gets to him gets me every time.
twenty one pilots
Tyler and Josh: Happy Wheels Adventure: āUSE YOUR GLUTESā
5 Things You Didnāt Know About twenty one pilots (parts 1 and 2, link is to part 1): this whole video is pretty damn hilarious but nothing beats tyler hiding behind the plant
20 Questions With twenty one pilots (parts 1 and 2, link is to part 2): this video is the cause of my death
twenty one pilots Vines: these arenāt fan made like the fob ones but that does not make them of any less quality
a day to remember
A Day to Remember - How to Be Metal With Neil: EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SOSOSSOSOSISO
Iām Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of?: in this video, meme baseball
the brobecks
The Brobecks - Whoās the Ass?: the zoom in
The Brobecks - April 8th: so that gif set of dallon angrily throwing a trash can top and it bounces off the wall and hits him in the head? thatās from this video
the academy isā¦
The Academy Isā¦: MTV New Yearās Eve: oh cmon you all know what this is
this took a rlly long time so it would be cool if you reblogged or added more vids bc i feel like im missing a lot of paramore, mcr, om&m, and atl but i cant think of what exactly. enjoy some laughter pals.
Just gonna reblog this for myself so I donāt lose it lmao
Ghoul clean your damn room. Please.
No. Never. Make m- wait a second hold the goddamn phoneā¦..Jet did you send this in to try to trick me?! Well it wonāt work. -Ghoul
Patrick: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Pete: Um...Neat.
*later*
Pete, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat," Andy. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Andy, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Pete. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Joe confessed his love for me?
Pete: Didn't you thank him?
Andy: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
hey ghoul i dont suppose youve heard of this really cool thing called adhd? if not, you might want to try and find a book on it because it's *so cool*
Huh? ADā¦what now? Sounds like a disease. And just where do you think Iām supposed to get a book? Weāre in the desert. Thereās no books. Weāre lucky if we even find a damn piece of paper around here. -Ghoul
(Sorry he called it a disease lmao he thinks everything heās never heard of is a disease)
what nobody tells you is that thereās still a Waffle House open at the southeast edge of Zone Three
And the Fab Four go there all the time when they want ādecentā food (my phone automatically capitalizes the Fab Four- help-)
