Anxiety Blob

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[lindsaychrist]

[ripeachy-deactivated20221108]

ngl besties i wanna get railed

[chubbyangel666]

[ghislainemaxwell]

[calellon]

tongue kissing is an antidepressant

[whymo1]

What have y’all been up to??

[lesbianavagardner]

ok so random but my best friend & i are renting a romantic cabin next month. she’s in her early 70s i’m in my early 20s. both of us are “straight” but tbh we have such a strong connection i won’t be surprise if we end up furthering our love. its just gonna be us for 4 days just smoking weed & drinking & enjoying each others company. if it turns into something sexual what are some tips for engaging in lesbian sex for the first time??

I read this hours ago and I literally don’t know how to seriously give you lesbian sex tips because everything else about this ask is TOO wild. How are you gonna just nonchalantly say your best friend is in her early 70s and you’re both straight but you might fuck. Is this Sarah Paulson

[homofied]

[blackpyrefly]

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

[uzmashroom]

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

[furrama]

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

[fujiwaradivebar]

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[persistent-wallflower]

[grizzlyadventures]

The fucking Home Depot music oh my god

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[ommanyte]

I want a pangolin Pokémon :(

[ommanyte]

[ommanyte]

[iamthesweeper]

i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type

[ommanyte]

[tracobuttons]

This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite

[math-memes]

[missbaphomet]

He should have a parenthesis around the 230-220 or else in the order of operations would default to 220x0.5, thus making the equation 230-110=120

[funkyness]

that's the joke actually!

"5!" with the exclamation point is a factorial, so 5!=5x4x3x2x1=120

[donguata]

[gay-tm]

[drdeath]

Fully and utterly obsessed with every single aspect of this scene

[wintersoldierfell]

#when you’re both gay and one of you is stuck at a family dinner so you plan an elaborate rescue mission

[ladiesofcinema]

JESSICA WALTER as Lucille Bluth | Arrested Development 2003-2019

[pulse-and-conjure]

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[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

[thatoneblog89-deactivated202406]

Me approaching 30

[shencomix]

[sad-boy-hank]

i support him

[breakfast-deadman]

We’re here for you Walter