Jinx.

Sometimes I draw stuff, usually dicks. 26 /bisexual She/her Wanna commission me? [email protected]

[hkdmz]

(via 池 玲文／媚の全年齢版1/10発売さんのツイート: “#2016自分が選ぶ今年の4枚 元ネタに興奮して落書きしたら海外で軽く炎上してしまった夏の思い出。 元ネタ→KFC x WWE: Sando Slam https://t.co/Wd9hVsbpD9 https://t.co/TZXNiF900C”)

[lesbian-moon-gf]

[broken-mirrors01]

Finger licking good.

[irllore]

@lilstinky

[turkeyinacan]

@straightallies

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

Why me

[lecardinalprince]

if i gotta see this

[hakuteeth]

me: I’m not bitter

narrator: she was bitter

[weloveshortvideos]

[orangekissess]

me, noticing all of my anatomy mistakes after i already post the drawing publicly:

[byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-e-d]

[dreamynightmaress]

I just need this onmy blog for.. Science.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

This feels like a mating ritual.

[thestarryskiesofpalaven]

@explosionshark @holdsteady

[popcornfunction]

“I didn’t say anything”

[footnoteinhistory]

[gayerthangrantaire]

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

[adulthoodisokay]

ooooh my god oh my god ohh god  (h/t)

[finch-fry]

Let me get this straight.

1. She wanted an abortion. He didn’t. 2. She had baby and gave him what he wanted. 3. She was clear about her intentions the entire time. 4. She pays OVER the court ordered amount in child support. 5. He regrets the child and wishes she would just do what he wants. (Aka. Be with him and take care of the kid she never wanted in the first place).

… and SHE’S the deadbeat?? Lol. Ok.

[normalgorl]

this girl is a fucking saint. i would’ve stolen his wallet and gotten an abortion because i’m not going through pregnancy and child support for some abusive fuckboy. 

[reluctant-companion-deactivated]

WTF

[anarchapella]

And women get the stereotype of trying to “trap” men with pregnancy but I feel like dudes do this shit way more

[ororomunroedontpullout]

He ain’t shit because he got the baby he wanted, just not how he wanted it. Good for her

[threesideddream]

[eronthebender]

This proves my idea that most men don’t even want kids, they just want a trophy to show off or prove they a “real man” cause they created a baby like “real men” supposed to. They want women to have the kid and take care of it, so all they have to do is show the baby off.

And women go through the same shit. They get pregnant and have kids, but then the father leaves cause they didn’t want kids. But when they go to get custody/child support they “gold diggers” and get hate for trying to tie a man down before he ready.

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

she is paying 125% of child support, but he doesn’t want to hire any sort of child care. Doesn’t want to put the kid in daycare/nursery (the baby is probably old enough now, 18 mons is old enough). She wanted an abortion, didn’t want to actually date/settle down, and he’s bitching because she pays more than her fair share.

This is such shit because he assumed she would bond during pregnancy. A pregnancy that she didn’t fully consent to.

And his family is helping left and right, but he’s still bitching that he doesn’t want to be a single parent. He wants HER TO BE  A PARENT.

I feel for him, i do, but goddamn how hard headed to you have to fucking be.

[rainydayshea]

i don’t feel for him at all. i feel for the kid, having such a whiner baby for a dad.

[fauxfable]

Dorky White Parents👨🏻 #hootyhoo

[spiritestssss-deactivated201407]

“you’re an adult now”

[smoothierox]

“you need to choose a career”

[kingkitsu-deactivated20170703]

“you need to make your own doctor’s appointment”

[kindestghost]

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

Let’s start spelling Dumpwaste Tirehole’s name like we do for Barberry Custardfilling. Doomsday Trash. Darthsidious Tyrant. Darksewer Tomb

[mittensmorgul]

Dissonant Thump. Duckfart Trombone. Diddling Tarp.

Yes, that’s good.

[amirosebooks]

Diddly Tits. Danger Torch. Don’t Touch. Damaged Teabag. Dangly Trumpet.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

Excellent.

[alealannini]

I approve of this.

Droolfuck Trunks it is.

[bakasara]

Dastardly Tool

[deathbycoldopen]

Dickwad Turd

that’s very satisfying

[winjennster]

Douchebag J. Tuck'n'roll

[ichigo-ichie]

At 27 years old, Shinri Tezuka may be one of the youngest people still practicing the dwindling art of amezaiku, or candy crafting, in Japan. The self-taught Japanese artist carves, sculpts and paints delicate lollipops into intricate edible sculptures. Amezaiku dates back hundreds of years, but today there are only two artists left in Tokyo. Tezuka hopes his elaborate goldfish, frog and octopus designs will inspire the next generation of candy crafters to keep the tradition alive.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Before and after presidency. (via floppypickles)

[gigapiggy-deactivated20170110]

sorry, but he can’t grow his hair this long, and Joe’s hands are bigger

[schwarmerei1]

Like…I actually want to defend Joe agains this charge

[bob-belcher]

[brokebackboys]

“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”

[iv-fischer]

ketchup is a spice

[senatorgana]

i was sitting on my couch, in tears, and my dad, an Old Liberal, sits down next to me and he says

‘i know i can’t say anything that will make any of this better, but i want you to know that, in 1980, when i was 18 years old, i watched the country elect ronald reagan, and i was just as devastated as you are now. it felt like everyone had gone insane. my friends and i joked about moving to canada or japan or england, just like you are with your friends. i was angry then, and i’m still a little bitter now, but I got through it. we all did. donald trump is not ronald reagan, i know, but if i can get through it, so can you.’

anyway that soothed my hurt a miniscule amount, hope it soothes you a bit