[ everything beautiful and grotesque.. and funny ]

[⚠️] warning: I don't tag stuff here. English is my second language.

[lav3nderdoll]

sadism is one of the most attractive traits a girl can have

[pipshinwhatever]

Every character needs to be at least a little pathetic and a little weird. And if they're not pathetic at all then they need to be super weird

[zexxou]

[kkujo]

sorry sir that is yassified information

[oldmanpeace]

Jennifer Tilly, 1990's.

[roxyandelsewhere]

this could change romance metaphors forever

[itsghostyx]

Fangs

[tina-snow]

megan thee stallion as zidler in moulin rouge! the musical (march 24 - may 17)

[pariambod]

[lleyksie]

owls + apples 🍎

[caprart1]

the organ furthest from your understanding

[nigelgraz]

OC 🕷❤️‍🔥

[notahorseindisguise]

i could never be hannibal lecter because i hate lying theyd be like and whats for dinner hannibal and id be like it's beef SORRRYYYYY its actually a guy who i killed and cooked up 😬 are you mad at meee and theyd say no hannibal you told the truth and thats what matters and then we'd all hug

[the-muppet-joker]

Me, trying to be relatable: remember when you'd be at church as a kid during holy week and you'd be observing the stations of the cross and you'd feel a terrible jealousy when Jesus was getting crucified. Like what if there was a church so moved by my sacrifice that they gathered every year to somberly recreate what I went through. What if they sang hymns about how I was so afraid I began to sweat blood. What if they all cradled my body after and wept because they all loved me and could not stand to see my suffering

The other people at my high school reunion: ...what?

Me, holding back tears: I meant ha ha remmebr dodgebal

[chromaticabrasions]

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

[homurakemiofficial]

[Closing my eyes] [smiling peacefully] I like to make bad things happen because I'm a bad person and my blood is not unlike a corrosive poison.

[bippus]

lol your kinda cute Not to be too aggressive or anything but I’ll rend you limb from limb