[ratcrisis-actor]

nobody says “hey wise guy” or “what’s the big idea” anymore…reflects the sorry state of wisdom and big ideas in general

[responsibilitychan]

[alleycatboy]

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

[ironpour]

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

[kristenbouchard]

sometimes you have to pretend your kitchen is a club dance floor and get a little whorish while cooking your frozen pizza. it’s called living deliciously in a pandemic

[inthefallofasparrow]

[betweendoctorsanddetectives]

2022

1. DRESS LIKE SHIT

2. KEEP YOURSELF SAFE

3. STOP WORRYING ABOUT HOW YOU APPEAR

4. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE GOOD

5. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WALK ON YOUR KNEES

6. ABORTION

[punctilobula]

[profoundgaiety-deactivated20200]

From Woroni, 1986. 

[pineappleklaxon-deactivated2020]

what I say to myself when I get too worked up and have to calm myself down

[mapsontheweb]

Range of the coconut crab

[dotraz]

Empire

[notdeadbabies-deactivated201603]

My cousin is a preschool teacher and asked her students to suggest names for the baby she is expecting. It went well.

[thebootydiaries]

grandma

[rosecrystal]

[webkinzpossum]

[grooveland]

[ratliker1917]

really disappointed to discover “ratify” absolutely does not mean the extremely cool thing you could think it means just from looking at the word

[memes-that-get-reported]

[sidnugget]

¿

[h0odrich]

i speak spanish let me translate: ?