Jason

18 - Highschool Footballer - Go Nighthawks!

[jj-jason]

The Demons (Richie and Kyle) won. Hi!!

[jj-jason]

Hey! I'm running the collective Secret Santa this year. Your person is Trav/Oliver. Let me know any questions!

@drama-is-caitlyn

Oh cool! I'll ask him what he wants for-

Oh wait. Secret Santa right. But I will talk to him.

[delphi-sees-all]

Hey Google how do you grow a conscience?

[jj-jason]

I think there's a Wiki How article on how to develop a conscience. If that helps.

[delphi-sees-all]

Can you send the link?

[jj-jason]

3 Ways to Get a Conscience - wikiHow

Your conscience is the inner sense of right and wrong that guides your motives (what you think) and actions (what you do). It is what makes

Here you go!

[delphi-sees-all]

Thank you!

[jj-jason]

You're welcome! Hopefully it'll help!

[delphi-sees-all]

Hey Google how do you grow a conscience?

[jj-jason]

I think there's a Wiki How article on how to develop a conscience. If that helps.

[delphi-sees-all]

Can you send the link?

[jj-jason]

3 Ways to Get a Conscience - wikiHow

Your conscience is the inner sense of right and wrong that guides your motives (what you think) and actions (what you do). It is what makes

Here you go!

[delphi-sees-all]

Hey Google how do you grow a conscience?

[jj-jason]

I think there's a Wiki How article on how to develop a conscience. If that helps.

[thefoolinthevale]

Event: Open Mic (Hatchetfield RP crossover)

Thank you kindly for your applause, good gentles! Now. Back home, the best jokes I told were about those in the audience. These were quite easy, as I knew just about everyone-and the king had made no shortage of foolish decisions to poke fun at. But I know not of you lot! And I truly wish to, if not to make new friends than to acquire new material. So, do not be shy!

[jj-jason]

[Jason raises his hand, waving a bit in the hopes that Helios will see]

Me and my friends have some!

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

[jj-jason]

I'm Jason!

[thefoolinthevale]

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

[jj-jason]

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

[thefoolinthevale]

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

[jj-jason]

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? What, then?

[jj-jason]

Well, my friend Kyle here once got a job at Pasqualis and then burnt his arm there on purpose on his first day.

"It's true, I did do that- hey! That was ages ago!"

[Kyle pounts]

[thefoolinthevale]

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

[jj-jason]

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

[thefoolinthevale]

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

[jj-jason]

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

[thefoolinthevale]

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

[jj-jason]

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

[thefoolinthevale]

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, for independence day."

[thefoolinthevale]

Independence from what?

[jj-jason]

"From the British."

I think he was talking about No King's Day, Kyle.

"Ooooh. Oh, yeah, that too."

[thefoolinthevale]

So you have two different days dedicated to not having kings? That's...

Helios laughed.

See, if people were to take to the streets decrying kings back home, that'd be called treason.

[jj-jason]

"No, that'd be called Reason."

[Brenda jokes from next to Kyle]

[thefoolinthevale]

Helios snorted.

Perhaps 'twould depend on the king. I know my ruler is...not great, to put it lightly. And you, young miss, with the sharp tongue, are you often the voice of reason among your friends?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? Well, you can't simply say so without elucidation.

[jj-jason]

"Well...this one time, when I was in, like, Freshman year, I tried to do a cheerleading move that was way out of my league at the time and twisted my ankle."

[thefoolinthevale]

... You just said a lot of words that I don't understand. Everything except the ankle injury, really.

[jj-jason]

"Cheerleading's a kind of sport, and a kind performance at the same time."

[thefoolinthevale]

Cheer-leading sounds an awful lot like what I do. Aside from the sport part.

[jj-jason]

Well, it's less funny. It's actually pretty serious.

[thefoolinthevale]

Shouldn't it be called grim-leading, then?

[jj-jason]

"No, it's still pretty fun."

[thefoolinthevale]

... Miss, I know I'm a fool, but it feels like you're making a fool of me on purpose.

[jj-jason]

"I'm really not?"

[thefoolinthevale]

So is it serious or is it fun?

[jj-jason]

"It's Both."

[thefoolinthevale]

..... Well, your sport is an oxymoron.

[jj-jason]

"I guess?"

[thefoolinthevale]

Event: Open Mic (Hatchetfield RP crossover)

Thank you kindly for your applause, good gentles! Now. Back home, the best jokes I told were about those in the audience. These were quite easy, as I knew just about everyone-and the king had made no shortage of foolish decisions to poke fun at. But I know not of you lot! And I truly wish to, if not to make new friends than to acquire new material. So, do not be shy!

[jj-jason]

[Jason raises his hand, waving a bit in the hopes that Helios will see]

Me and my friends have some!

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

[jj-jason]

I'm Jason!

[thefoolinthevale]

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

[jj-jason]

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

[thefoolinthevale]

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

[jj-jason]

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? What, then?

[jj-jason]

Well, my friend Kyle here once got a job at Pasqualis and then burnt his arm there on purpose on his first day.

"It's true, I did do that- hey! That was ages ago!"

[Kyle pounts]

[thefoolinthevale]

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

[jj-jason]

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

[thefoolinthevale]

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

[jj-jason]

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

[thefoolinthevale]

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

[jj-jason]

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

[thefoolinthevale]

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, for independence day."

[thefoolinthevale]

Independence from what?

[jj-jason]

"From the British."

I think he was talking about No King's Day, Kyle.

"Ooooh. Oh, yeah, that too."

[thefoolinthevale]

So you have two different days dedicated to not having kings? That's...

Helios laughed.

See, if people were to take to the streets decrying kings back home, that'd be called treason.

[jj-jason]

"No, that'd be called Reason."

[Brenda jokes from next to Kyle]

[thefoolinthevale]

Helios snorted.

Perhaps 'twould depend on the king. I know my ruler is...not great, to put it lightly. And you, young miss, with the sharp tongue, are you often the voice of reason among your friends?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? Well, you can't simply say so without elucidation.

[jj-jason]

"Well...this one time, when I was in, like, Freshman year, I tried to do a cheerleading move that was way out of my league at the time and twisted my ankle."

[thefoolinthevale]

... You just said a lot of words that I don't understand. Everything except the ankle injury, really.

[jj-jason]

"Cheerleading's a kind of sport, and a kind performance at the same time."

[thefoolinthevale]

Cheer-leading sounds an awful lot like what I do. Aside from the sport part.

[jj-jason]

Well, it's less funny. It's actually pretty serious.

[thefoolinthevale]

Shouldn't it be called grim-leading, then?

[jj-jason]

"No, it's still pretty fun."

[thefoolinthevale]

... Miss, I know I'm a fool, but it feels like you're making a fool of me on purpose.

[jj-jason]

"I'm really not?"

[thefoolinthevale]

So is it serious or is it fun?

[jj-jason]

"It's Both."

[thefoolinthevale]

Event: Open Mic (Hatchetfield RP crossover)

Thank you kindly for your applause, good gentles! Now. Back home, the best jokes I told were about those in the audience. These were quite easy, as I knew just about everyone-and the king had made no shortage of foolish decisions to poke fun at. But I know not of you lot! And I truly wish to, if not to make new friends than to acquire new material. So, do not be shy!

[jj-jason]

[Jason raises his hand, waving a bit in the hopes that Helios will see]

Me and my friends have some!

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

[jj-jason]

I'm Jason!

[thefoolinthevale]

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

[jj-jason]

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

[thefoolinthevale]

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

[jj-jason]

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? What, then?

[jj-jason]

Well, my friend Kyle here once got a job at Pasqualis and then burnt his arm there on purpose on his first day.

"It's true, I did do that- hey! That was ages ago!"

[Kyle pounts]

[thefoolinthevale]

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

[jj-jason]

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

[thefoolinthevale]

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

[jj-jason]

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

[thefoolinthevale]

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

[jj-jason]

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

[thefoolinthevale]

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, for independence day."

[thefoolinthevale]

Independence from what?

[jj-jason]

"From the British."

I think he was talking about No King's Day, Kyle.

"Ooooh. Oh, yeah, that too."

[thefoolinthevale]

So you have two different days dedicated to not having kings? That's...

Helios laughed.

See, if people were to take to the streets decrying kings back home, that'd be called treason.

[jj-jason]

"No, that'd be called Reason."

[Brenda jokes from next to Kyle]

[thefoolinthevale]

Helios snorted.

Perhaps 'twould depend on the king. I know my ruler is...not great, to put it lightly. And you, young miss, with the sharp tongue, are you often the voice of reason among your friends?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? Well, you can't simply say so without elucidation.

[jj-jason]

"Well...this one time, when I was in, like, Freshman year, I tried to do a cheerleading move that was way out of my league at the time and twisted my ankle."

[thefoolinthevale]

... You just said a lot of words that I don't understand. Everything except the ankle injury, really.

[jj-jason]

"Cheerleading's a kind of sport, and a kind performance at the same time."

[thefoolinthevale]

Cheer-leading sounds an awful lot like what I do. Aside from the sport part.

[jj-jason]

Well, it's less funny. It's actually pretty serious.

[thefoolinthevale]

Shouldn't it be called grim-leading, then?

[jj-jason]

"No, it's still pretty fun."

[thefoolinthevale]

... Miss, I know I'm a fool, but it feels like you're making a fool of me on purpose.

[jj-jason]

"I'm really not?"

[thefoolinthevale]

Event: Open Mic (Hatchetfield RP crossover)

Thank you kindly for your applause, good gentles! Now. Back home, the best jokes I told were about those in the audience. These were quite easy, as I knew just about everyone-and the king had made no shortage of foolish decisions to poke fun at. But I know not of you lot! And I truly wish to, if not to make new friends than to acquire new material. So, do not be shy!

[jj-jason]

[Jason raises his hand, waving a bit in the hopes that Helios will see]

Me and my friends have some!

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

[jj-jason]

I'm Jason!

[thefoolinthevale]

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

[jj-jason]

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

[thefoolinthevale]

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

[jj-jason]

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? What, then?

[jj-jason]

Well, my friend Kyle here once got a job at Pasqualis and then burnt his arm there on purpose on his first day.

"It's true, I did do that- hey! That was ages ago!"

[Kyle pounts]

[thefoolinthevale]

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

[jj-jason]

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

[thefoolinthevale]

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

[jj-jason]

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

[thefoolinthevale]

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

[jj-jason]

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

[thefoolinthevale]

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, for independence day."

[thefoolinthevale]

Independence from what?

[jj-jason]

"From the British."

I think he was talking about No King's Day, Kyle.

"Ooooh. Oh, yeah, that too."

[thefoolinthevale]

So you have two different days dedicated to not having kings? That's...

Helios laughed.

See, if people were to take to the streets decrying kings back home, that'd be called treason.

[jj-jason]

"No, that'd be called Reason."

[Brenda jokes from next to Kyle]

[thefoolinthevale]

Helios snorted.

Perhaps 'twould depend on the king. I know my ruler is...not great, to put it lightly. And you, young miss, with the sharp tongue, are you often the voice of reason among your friends?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? Well, you can't simply say so without elucidation.

[jj-jason]

"Well...this one time, when I was in, like, Freshman year, I tried to do a cheerleading move that was way out of my league at the time and twisted my ankle."

[thefoolinthevale]

... You just said a lot of words that I don't understand. Everything except the ankle injury, really.

[jj-jason]

"Cheerleading's a kind of sport, and a kind performance at the same time."

[thefoolinthevale]

Cheer-leading sounds an awful lot like what I do. Aside from the sport part.

[jj-jason]

Well, it's less funny. It's actually pretty serious.

[thefoolinthevale]

Shouldn't it be called grim-leading, then?

[jj-jason]

"No, it's still pretty fun."

[thefoolinthevale]

Event: Open Mic (Hatchetfield RP crossover)

Thank you kindly for your applause, good gentles! Now. Back home, the best jokes I told were about those in the audience. These were quite easy, as I knew just about everyone-and the king had made no shortage of foolish decisions to poke fun at. But I know not of you lot! And I truly wish to, if not to make new friends than to acquire new material. So, do not be shy!

[jj-jason]

[Jason raises his hand, waving a bit in the hopes that Helios will see]

Me and my friends have some!

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

[jj-jason]

I'm Jason!

[thefoolinthevale]

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

[jj-jason]

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

[thefoolinthevale]

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

[jj-jason]

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? What, then?

[jj-jason]

Well, my friend Kyle here once got a job at Pasqualis and then burnt his arm there on purpose on his first day.

"It's true, I did do that- hey! That was ages ago!"

[Kyle pounts]

[thefoolinthevale]

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

[jj-jason]

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

[thefoolinthevale]

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

[jj-jason]

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

[thefoolinthevale]

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

[jj-jason]

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

[thefoolinthevale]

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, for independence day."

[thefoolinthevale]

Independence from what?

[jj-jason]

"From the British."

I think he was talking about No King's Day, Kyle.

"Ooooh. Oh, yeah, that too."

[thefoolinthevale]

So you have two different days dedicated to not having kings? That's...

Helios laughed.

See, if people were to take to the streets decrying kings back home, that'd be called treason.

[jj-jason]

"No, that'd be called Reason."

[Brenda jokes from next to Kyle]

[thefoolinthevale]

Helios snorted.

Perhaps 'twould depend on the king. I know my ruler is...not great, to put it lightly. And you, young miss, with the sharp tongue, are you often the voice of reason among your friends?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? Well, you can't simply say so without elucidation.

[jj-jason]

"Well...this one time, when I was in, like, Freshman year, I tried to do a cheerleading move that was way out of my league at the time and twisted my ankle."

[thefoolinthevale]

... You just said a lot of words that I don't understand. Everything except the ankle injury, really.

[jj-jason]

"Cheerleading's a kind of sport, and a kind performance at the same time."

[thefoolinthevale]

Cheer-leading sounds an awful lot like what I do. Aside from the sport part.

[jj-jason]

Well, it's less funny. It's actually pretty serious.

[thefoolinthevale]

Event: Open Mic (Hatchetfield RP crossover)

Thank you kindly for your applause, good gentles! Now. Back home, the best jokes I told were about those in the audience. These were quite easy, as I knew just about everyone-and the king had made no shortage of foolish decisions to poke fun at. But I know not of you lot! And I truly wish to, if not to make new friends than to acquire new material. So, do not be shy!

[jj-jason]

[Jason raises his hand, waving a bit in the hopes that Helios will see]

Me and my friends have some!

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

[jj-jason]

I'm Jason!

[thefoolinthevale]

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

[jj-jason]

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

[thefoolinthevale]

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

[jj-jason]

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? What, then?

[jj-jason]

Well, my friend Kyle here once got a job at Pasqualis and then burnt his arm there on purpose on his first day.

"It's true, I did do that- hey! That was ages ago!"

[Kyle pounts]

[thefoolinthevale]

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

[jj-jason]

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

[thefoolinthevale]

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

[jj-jason]

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

[thefoolinthevale]

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

[jj-jason]

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

[thefoolinthevale]

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, for independence day."

[thefoolinthevale]

Independence from what?

[jj-jason]

"From the British."

I think he was talking about No King's Day, Kyle.

"Ooooh. Oh, yeah, that too."

[thefoolinthevale]

So you have two different days dedicated to not having kings? That's...

Helios laughed.

See, if people were to take to the streets decrying kings back home, that'd be called treason.

[jj-jason]

"No, that'd be called Reason."

[Brenda jokes from next to Kyle]

[thefoolinthevale]

Helios snorted.

Perhaps 'twould depend on the king. I know my ruler is...not great, to put it lightly. And you, young miss, with the sharp tongue, are you often the voice of reason among your friends?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? Well, you can't simply say so without elucidation.

[jj-jason]

"Well...this one time, when I was in, like, Freshman year, I tried to do a cheerleading move that was way out of my league at the time and twisted my ankle."

[thefoolinthevale]

... You just said a lot of words that I don't understand. Everything except the ankle injury, really.

[jj-jason]

"Cheerleading's a kind of sport, and a kind performance at the same time."

[thefoolinthevale]

Event: Open Mic (Hatchetfield RP crossover)

Thank you kindly for your applause, good gentles! Now. Back home, the best jokes I told were about those in the audience. These were quite easy, as I knew just about everyone-and the king had made no shortage of foolish decisions to poke fun at. But I know not of you lot! And I truly wish to, if not to make new friends than to acquire new material. So, do not be shy!

[jj-jason]

[Jason raises his hand, waving a bit in the hopes that Helios will see]

Me and my friends have some!

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

[jj-jason]

I'm Jason!

[thefoolinthevale]

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

[jj-jason]

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

[thefoolinthevale]

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

[jj-jason]

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? What, then?

[jj-jason]

Well, my friend Kyle here once got a job at Pasqualis and then burnt his arm there on purpose on his first day.

"It's true, I did do that- hey! That was ages ago!"

[Kyle pounts]

[thefoolinthevale]

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

[jj-jason]

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

[thefoolinthevale]

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

[jj-jason]

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

[thefoolinthevale]

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

[jj-jason]

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

[thefoolinthevale]

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, for independence day."

[thefoolinthevale]

Independence from what?

[jj-jason]

"From the British."

I think he was talking about No King's Day, Kyle.

"Ooooh. Oh, yeah, that too."

[thefoolinthevale]

So you have two different days dedicated to not having kings? That's...

Helios laughed.

See, if people were to take to the streets decrying kings back home, that'd be called treason.

[jj-jason]

"No, that'd be called Reason."

[Brenda jokes from next to Kyle]

[thefoolinthevale]

Helios snorted.

Perhaps 'twould depend on the king. I know my ruler is...not great, to put it lightly. And you, young miss, with the sharp tongue, are you often the voice of reason among your friends?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? Well, you can't simply say so without elucidation.

[jj-jason]

"Well...this one time, when I was in, like, Freshman year, I tried to do a cheerleading move that was way out of my league at the time and twisted my ankle."

[thefoolinthevale]

Event: Open Mic (Hatchetfield RP crossover)

Thank you kindly for your applause, good gentles! Now. Back home, the best jokes I told were about those in the audience. These were quite easy, as I knew just about everyone-and the king had made no shortage of foolish decisions to poke fun at. But I know not of you lot! And I truly wish to, if not to make new friends than to acquire new material. So, do not be shy!

[jj-jason]

[Jason raises his hand, waving a bit in the hopes that Helios will see]

Me and my friends have some!

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

[jj-jason]

I'm Jason!

[thefoolinthevale]

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

[jj-jason]

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

[thefoolinthevale]

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

[jj-jason]

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? What, then?

[jj-jason]

Well, my friend Kyle here once got a job at Pasqualis and then burnt his arm there on purpose on his first day.

"It's true, I did do that- hey! That was ages ago!"

[Kyle pounts]

[thefoolinthevale]

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

[jj-jason]

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

[thefoolinthevale]

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

[jj-jason]

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

[thefoolinthevale]

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

[jj-jason]

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

[thefoolinthevale]

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, for independence day."

[thefoolinthevale]

Independence from what?

[jj-jason]

"From the British."

I think he was talking about No King's Day, Kyle.

"Ooooh. Oh, yeah, that too."

[thefoolinthevale]

So you have two different days dedicated to not having kings? That's...

Helios laughed.

See, if people were to take to the streets decrying kings back home, that'd be called treason.

[jj-jason]

"No, that'd be called Reason."

[Brenda jokes from next to Kyle]

[thefoolinthevale]

Helios snorted.

Perhaps 'twould depend on the king. I know my ruler is...not great, to put it lightly. And you, young miss, with the sharp tongue, are you often the voice of reason among your friends?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

[thefoolinthevale]

Event: Open Mic (Hatchetfield RP crossover)

Thank you kindly for your applause, good gentles! Now. Back home, the best jokes I told were about those in the audience. These were quite easy, as I knew just about everyone-and the king had made no shortage of foolish decisions to poke fun at. But I know not of you lot! And I truly wish to, if not to make new friends than to acquire new material. So, do not be shy!

[jj-jason]

[Jason raises his hand, waving a bit in the hopes that Helios will see]

Me and my friends have some!

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

[jj-jason]

I'm Jason!

[thefoolinthevale]

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

[jj-jason]

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

[thefoolinthevale]

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

[jj-jason]

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? What, then?

[jj-jason]

Well, my friend Kyle here once got a job at Pasqualis and then burnt his arm there on purpose on his first day.

"It's true, I did do that- hey! That was ages ago!"

[Kyle pounts]

[thefoolinthevale]

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

[jj-jason]

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

[thefoolinthevale]

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

[jj-jason]

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

[thefoolinthevale]

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

[jj-jason]

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

[thefoolinthevale]

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, for independence day."

[thefoolinthevale]

Independence from what?

[jj-jason]

"From the British."

I think he was talking about No King's Day, Kyle.

"Ooooh. Oh, yeah, that too."

[thefoolinthevale]

So you have two different days dedicated to not having kings? That's...

Helios laughed.

See, if people were to take to the streets decrying kings back home, that'd be called treason.

[jj-jason]

"No, that'd be called Reason."

[Brenda jokes from next to Kyle]

[thefoolinthevale]

Event: Open Mic (Hatchetfield RP crossover)

Thank you kindly for your applause, good gentles! Now. Back home, the best jokes I told were about those in the audience. These were quite easy, as I knew just about everyone-and the king had made no shortage of foolish decisions to poke fun at. But I know not of you lot! And I truly wish to, if not to make new friends than to acquire new material. So, do not be shy!

[jj-jason]

[Jason raises his hand, waving a bit in the hopes that Helios will see]

Me and my friends have some!

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

[jj-jason]

I'm Jason!

[thefoolinthevale]

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

[jj-jason]

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

[thefoolinthevale]

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

[jj-jason]

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? What, then?

[jj-jason]

Well, my friend Kyle here once got a job at Pasqualis and then burnt his arm there on purpose on his first day.

"It's true, I did do that- hey! That was ages ago!"

[Kyle pounts]

[thefoolinthevale]

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

[jj-jason]

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

[thefoolinthevale]

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

[jj-jason]

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

[thefoolinthevale]

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

[jj-jason]

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

[thefoolinthevale]

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, for independence day."

[thefoolinthevale]

Independence from what?

[jj-jason]

"From the British."

I think he was talking about No King's Day, Kyle.

"Ooooh. Oh, yeah, that too."

[thefoolinthevale]

Event: Open Mic (Hatchetfield RP crossover)

Thank you kindly for your applause, good gentles! Now. Back home, the best jokes I told were about those in the audience. These were quite easy, as I knew just about everyone-and the king had made no shortage of foolish decisions to poke fun at. But I know not of you lot! And I truly wish to, if not to make new friends than to acquire new material. So, do not be shy!

[jj-jason]

[Jason raises his hand, waving a bit in the hopes that Helios will see]

Me and my friends have some!

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

[jj-jason]

I'm Jason!

[thefoolinthevale]

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

[jj-jason]

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

[thefoolinthevale]

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

[jj-jason]

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? What, then?

[jj-jason]

Well, my friend Kyle here once got a job at Pasqualis and then burnt his arm there on purpose on his first day.

"It's true, I did do that- hey! That was ages ago!"

[Kyle pounts]

[thefoolinthevale]

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

[jj-jason]

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

[thefoolinthevale]

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

[jj-jason]

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

[thefoolinthevale]

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

[jj-jason]

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

[thefoolinthevale]

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, for independence day."

[thefoolinthevale]

Event: Open Mic (Hatchetfield RP crossover)

Thank you kindly for your applause, good gentles! Now. Back home, the best jokes I told were about those in the audience. These were quite easy, as I knew just about everyone-and the king had made no shortage of foolish decisions to poke fun at. But I know not of you lot! And I truly wish to, if not to make new friends than to acquire new material. So, do not be shy!

[jj-jason]

[Jason raises his hand, waving a bit in the hopes that Helios will see]

Me and my friends have some!

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

[jj-jason]

I'm Jason!

[thefoolinthevale]

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

[jj-jason]

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

[thefoolinthevale]

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

[jj-jason]

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

[thefoolinthevale]

Oh? What, then?

[jj-jason]

Well, my friend Kyle here once got a job at Pasqualis and then burnt his arm there on purpose on his first day.

"It's true, I did do that- hey! That was ages ago!"

[Kyle pounts]

[thefoolinthevale]

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

[jj-jason]

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

[thefoolinthevale]

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

[jj-jason]

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

[thefoolinthevale]

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

[jj-jason]

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

[thefoolinthevale]

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

[jj-jason]

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

[thefoolinthevale]

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

[jj-jason]

"Yeah, no, no kings here."