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Hmm

I haven’t been on this shit in forever...👀

I dig it

Not really a question but... you are crazy beautiful and I wish I could take you out on a date ;)

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So how are you so freaking gorgeous! Like wth!!! You walk around and you seem to not know that you are beautiful

Who are you and how do you know me?😭 why are you so nice?

Why is it that I ask for help and you don't hear me? I've shown you signs of my distress and they're brushed off. My truth has been screamed in your face and written in text, sent to your phone, multiple times. Yet, silence. Nothing. My problems are my own and irrelevant to you. What do I have to do? Don't you love me? How can you love me, honestly. I can't even love myself.

#personal #sad

kaijutegu

reblog if the best idea that you could come up with was falling over and lying on the ground like a lump

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Me and life right now

gryffon

ive never wanted to eat a leaf more than i have when watching land before time movies

sonicbinch

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I used to take romaine lettuce leaves from the fridge and chomp on them like Little Foot

that would you rather was such weird timing i literally just watched charlie and the chocolate factory and i gotta admit i've always fucking wondered what it was like for that violet chick to literally balloon up into a blueberry like wtf would that feel like?!

I imagine it being like when you're super bloated and you get those sharp pains in your stomach except 1,000x times worse haha

Really the only girly thing I'm into is makeup. Can't I just be a "tomboy" and have a bomb-ass contour too?

#me #personal #makeup

lmao how come both of those options from the would you rather leave you as a big round inflated ball of a girl????? i mean you’re either completely filled with juice or bloated up with air!!!

Haha I'm unsure! I'm comparing it to being too full or too gassy. There's no win there 😂

Ummm excuse me, hi, first of all, you’re a literal freaking goddess so how dare you. Second, I have a weird “Would You Rather” question for you! Would you rather be blown up into a big fat blueberry and be rolled around (like Violet from WW) OR have your whole body inflated into a big round balloon and float away helplessly? (a la Aunt Marge in HP) Bonus points if you add a Violet/Aunt Marge GIF/pic to your answer :)

You are so cute, thank you! Unfortunately, I am unsure of how to answer with a gif :( but! I feel like I'd rather float away helplessly. I'd get too nauseous being rolled around all day 😂