I piss excellence.

I'm spontaneously sporadic. Or maybe psychotic? Math and science pretty much turns me on. My phone's name is Sigmoidal, legally changed from Purkinje. I'm 24. Bang me (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-64759173-1', 'auto'); ga('send', 'pageview');

[srsfunny]

It’s Not About Social Justice

[sarahseeandersen]

[theyfoundmeagain-deactivated201]

This has made me realise just how far i’ve come with so much this last year

[historicalemily]

!!!

[oldstuffnewstuff]

This is truly me every day. Little steps, turn into bigger steps, turn into leaps of faith.

[rihanna-infinity]

[c-bassmeow]

JDJDJFJCSBBENFJF

[p3achyga]

AT LEAST NICKI HAS A CAREER

[verssupremacy]

Imagine saying that as if Mariah isn’t one of the highest selling solo artists of all times with a networth of 520 million dollars compared to Nicki’s 75 million. And as if she isn’t still getting booked for residencies. Like… people might clown Mariah’s current vocals, but she’s still very much relevent.

[alexander]

LITERALLY

[nanocomputer]

when u flip out on people all day then realize u were just hungry

[onlytwitterpics]

[wethefighters]

[tiyetiye]

Excuse me while I witch-cackle for five minutes solid. 

[bob-belcher]

[refinery29]

[jonathanlsanch]

my queen

[purpleandpinkhouses]

NYC

[qarcon]

What does this even mean

[bou48]

Performance art

[pettycentral]

[sangled]

“scientists just be making anybody smh”

[igglooaustralia]

[astro-hotline]

Me as a doctor: So I’m gonna need you to just keep that baby in for another 5 minutes. It’s the difference between a Scorpio moon and a Sagittarius moon, thank me later lol

[perrfectly]

“I think it’s important to realize you can miss something, but not want it back.”

— Paulo Coelho (via perrfectly)

[mydadisindianajones]

Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?

Me: 

[wordsnquotes]

“Not I, nor anyone else can travel that road for you. You must travel it by yourself. It is not far. It is within reach. Perhaps you have been on it since you were born, and did not know. Perhaps it is everywhere—on water and land.”

— Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass (via themotivationjournals)