left my 💘 in the sierra madre

hi my name is victoria and i like to draw previously caesarzeppeliis  

[institute-for-thermal-research]

oh you eating my ex’s ass? how do my toes taste?

[ginger-ale-official]

i don’t like this post at all I gotta say

[badbloodedroyalty-deactivated20]

small town gays are braver than any us marine

[weirdmageddon]

et tu, thot?

[lovingrot]

[tariqah]

I’m dissociating

[deadbeatmaker]

I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

one of my favorite weird history moments has got to be when american agents tasked with nixon’s security while he was in the soviet union as vice president under eisenhower detected unusual amounts of radiation in his hotel room so they discussed it loudly to each other to make sure the soviets knew that they knew since there were obviously bugs everywhere and the next day it just mysteriously went away and they never learned any more about it

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

life during the cold war was just whatever

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

The Soviets: What if we irradiated Nixon to try and give him radiation poisoning

Secret Service Agents the room over: WOW NIXONS ROOM SURE IS RADIOACTIVE! I SURE HOPE WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE ALL THIS RADIATION IS COMING FROM. THE RADIATION IN NIXON’S ROOM THAT IS. THE ONE WE’RE MONITORING SO CLOSELY WE EVEN BOTHERED TO TEST FOR RADIATION LEVELS.

The Soviets: fuck shit abort theyre onto us abort

[lesbianbeef]

we could have a night in where you show me your favourite movies or your boobs I don’t mind whatever suits

[malscare]

the thot thiccens…

[loremerchant]

some people???? stab emperors??? to coup????

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

LGBBT

The second b is for bastard

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

squad is over we’re cults now

[8pxl]

These two pieces look really nice together~

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[danismm]

New shoes, The Reeses, Print ad for Leisure Vassar Oxford. 1920.

[soup-erb]

[alarmingpenguin]

if you’re happy and you know it, clap

that ass

[swarnpert]

amish people are just acoustic human beings

[disclosureday]

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right