[tpwrtrmnky]

"For mature audiences" not as in "legally allowed to see a boob" but "can see a fictional character do a bad thing and not immediately go on a crusade against the author"

[thebootydiaries]

couch for sale

$20. Used. This is where we would kiiii ;3 ~nuzzle nuzzle~ ^_^ *boops ur nose* XD but she left me for a bear because he can rAwR 0_o. A literal bear.

Do NOT contact me with unsolicited offers.

[just-a-normal-bear]

Hello, I’m interested in the couch you are selling. I need a place to kiss my new gf.

[thebootydiaries]

don’t u ever think u can talk to me again

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

goth gf this and goth gf that. where were yall when i was getting bullied in middle school

[fluoride-bomb]

also getting bullied in middle school

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

ally

[rat-mama]

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[plumslices]

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

[chancemedley116]

On my way to buy groceries

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[sixpenceee]

Asperatus clouds over Fort Walton Beach, Florida | Source

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[onlytwitterpics]

[pissvortex]

this is such an insane thing for the president of the united states to say as justification for gun control like literally the least reassuring statement possible

[butchflirt]

People in the notes are saying “he’s not wrong” but he literally is. The United States military has over and over again shown itself to be tremendously vulnerable to asymmetric and guerrilla warfare and sustained, entrenched insurgency. If Revolution required technological parity between belligerents than no revolution would ever succeed. This is one of the lies the ruling class tells to make revolution seem impossible. It’s designed to demoralize.

[sickjacket]

who wants to fling my awful body into the sun

[sickjacket]

unbelievable. i have to do everything myself

[officialunitedstates]

i want coca cola and pepsi to merge and just combine all their drinks together into several super drinks like sierra dew and dr pepsi

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

[santa-destroy-deactivated202211]

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

[ifrits-deactivated20210804]

yeah ill reblog that

[laurenbudoren]

I got a breast reduction lol

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

i met this guy in the smoking area of a house party in hackney wick and he literally said the words “im not like other guys you know” and now he’s booty calling me with french new wave cinema

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

im the misspelling of jean-luc godard

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

[notallmensheviks]

when i first saw this i thought it was really funny but his response makes it the best thing i have ever seen

[itchycoil]

I’m the guy and the movie is step brothers